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"Grumpier Old Men" quotes

Grumpier Old Men poster
John and Max resolve to save their beloved bait shop from turning into an Italian restaurant, just as its new female owner catches Max's attention.

Director: Howard Deutch
Writer: Mark Steven Johnson
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 1995
MetaScore: 46/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $71,518,503
Released: 22 Dec 1995
Awards: 2 wins & 2 nominations

47 video clips

John GustafsonSvenMama RagettiGrandpa GustafsonMaria Sophia Coletta RagettiAllie, Melanie's DaughterMax GoldmanJacob GoldmanAriel Gustafson
Thinks you're quite a catch - Grumpier Old Men 01:56 Thinks you're quite a catch We could have retired in Hawaii - Grumpier Old Men 00:16 We could have retired in Hawaii What the hell is this - Grumpier Old Men 01:10 What the hell is this Kids swallow quarters all the time - Grumpier Old Men 00:12 Kids swallow quarters all the time I wish you'd try the low fat bacon - Grumpier Old Men 00:11 I wish you'd try the low fat bacon And then the Mama Bear said - Grumpier Old Men 00:28 And then the Mama Bear said Then grab the net - Grumpier Old Men 00:10 Then grab the net Why don't you come back to my place - Grumpier Old Men 00:07 Why don't you come back to my place I am the gangster of love - Grumpier Old Men 00:15 I am the gangster of love I've really done it this time - Grumpier Old Men 00:50 I've really done it this time Nobody slept with anybody - Grumpier Old Men 00:08 Nobody slept with anybody Here's some matches - Grumpier Old Men 00:10 Here's some matches I just met a girl named Maria - Grumpier Old Men 00:13 I just met a girl named Maria I really wish you'd try the low fat bacon - Grumpier Old Men 00:13 I really wish you'd try the low fat bacon I knew your old man longer than I knew my own - Grumpier Old Men 00:41 I knew your old man longer than I knew my own This milk has chunks in it - Grumpier Old Men 00:05 This milk has chunks in it Mamma mia - Grumpier Old Men 00:06 Mamma mia Should we ask her for some garlic bread - Grumpier Old Men 00:05 Should we ask her for some garlic bread I haven't been with a man for a long time - Grumpier Old Men 00:08 I haven't been with a man for a long time I got a cactus in my bathroom - Grumpier Old Men 00:06 I got a cactus in my bathroom Lesbian Bandits next on Geraldo - Grumpier Old Men 00:06 Lesbian Bandits next on Geraldo You don't have the balls to take me on any more - Grumpier Old Men 00:09 You don't have the balls to take me on any more You Benedict Arnold - Grumpier Old Men 00:22 You Benedict Arnold If my dog was as ugly as you - Grumpier Old Men 00:08 If my dog was as ugly as you That's my fish - Grumpier Old Men 00:04 That's my fish I die a happy man - Grumpier Old Men 00:09 I die a happy man You won't even know I'm here - Grumpier Old Men 00:05 You won't even know I'm here What's the matter - Grumpier Old Men 00:08 What's the matter You couldn't catch crabs from a 10 hooker - Grumpier Old Men 00:16 You couldn't catch crabs from a 10 hooker Sounds like Dad's using his free exam trick again - Grumpier Old Men 00:12 Sounds like Dad's using his free exam trick again She pressed the grapes herself back in Palermo - Grumpier Old Men 00:13 She pressed the grapes herself back in Palermo What are you feeding this dog - Grumpier Old Men 00:09 What are you feeding this dog I know my Maria - Grumpier Old Men 00:12 I know my Maria But a very nice slut - Grumpier Old Men 00:07 But a very nice slut I knew your old man longer than I knew my own - Grumpier Old Men 00:41 I knew your old man longer than I knew my own Bait shop - Grumpier Old Men 00:06 Bait shop Ragetti's will be a romantic lake front ristorante - Grumpier Old Men 00:11 Ragetti's will be a romantic lake front ristorante Night crawler's the king of all worms - Grumpier Old Men 00:21 Night crawler's the king of all worms I think it's how she would have wanted to go - Grumpier Old Men 01:09 I think it's how she would have wanted to go What the hell is her name - Grumpier Old Men 00:13 What the hell is her name I'd rather kiss a dead moose's butt - Grumpier Old Men 00:05 I'd rather kiss a dead moose's butt Studying up on your Italian - Grumpier Old Men 00:11 Studying up on your Italian First it was Mae - Grumpier Old Men 00:06 First it was Mae My son in law's got the face of a mackerel - Grumpier Old Men 00:06 My son in law's got the face of a mackerel Jesus Christ - Grumpier Old Men 00:07 Jesus Christ Honey would you stop worrying Max is going to be just fine - Grumpier Old Men 00:24 Honey would you stop worrying Max is going to be just fine How could you - Grumpier Old Men 00:03 How could you

Cast

Max Goldman - Walter Matthau
John Gustafson - Jack Lemmon
Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti - Sophia Loren
Ariel Gustafson - Ann-Margret
Grandpa Gustafson - Burgess Meredith
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