I just met a girl named Maria! And now I plainly see, she's not the bitch I thought she...
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Max Goldman:
[singing]
I just met a girl named Maria! And now I plainly see, she's not the bitch I thought she would be!
Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.082
I just met a girl named Maria
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And suddenly I see
00:00:08.003 --> 00:00:09.065
She's not the bitch
00:00:09.086 --> 00:00:12.001
I thought she'd be
Clip duration: 13 seconds
Views: 1914
Timestamp in movie: 00h 46m 51s
Uploaded: 06 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: John and Max resolve to save their beloved bait shop from turning into an Italian restaurant, just as its new female owner catches Max's attention.
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00:15 I am the gangster of love
00:13 I really wish you'd try the low fat bacon
00:06 I got a cactus in my bathroom
00:10 Then grab the net
00:08 If my dog was as ugly as you
00:08 I haven't been with a man for a long time
00:41 I knew your old man longer than I knew my own
00:05 This milk has chunks in it
00:06 Lesbian Bandits next on Geraldo
00:09 You don't have the balls to take me on any more
00:22 You Benedict Arnold
00:05 You won't even know I'm here
00:09 I die a happy man
00:09 What are you feeding this dog
00:12 I know my Maria
00:08 What's the matter
00:07 But a very nice slut
00:50 I've really done it this time
00:16 You couldn't catch crabs from a 10 hooker
00:12 Sounds like Dad's using his free exam trick again