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Jacob Goldman:
Hey Pop, don't you think it's time you started dating again? Max Goldman:
Who with? Jacob Goldman:
Well I happen to know Florence Gilbert, for example, down at the Rotary club, thinks you're quite a catch. Max Goldman:
She looks like Ernest Borgnine. Jacob Goldman:
Is that such a bad thing? What about Jane Clark? Max Goldman:
Jane of the Jungle. Got more body hair than I do. She's a fur-bearing mammal for God's sake. Jacob Goldman:
Doris Sobrinski, huh? I know she's a little heavy, but she loves to fish. You get her on the boat... Max Goldman:
Doris Sobrinski is dead. Jacob Goldman:
She is? Max Goldman:
She choked to death on a stack of pancakes two weeks ago at the Lions club charity breakfast. Jacob Goldman:
Wow. Max Goldman:
I think it's how she would have wanted to go. [opens a container of his macaroni and cheese dish and starts eating] Jacob Goldman:
Pop? Max Goldman:
Yeah? Jacob Goldman:
Listen to me. You can't sit around waiting for an Ariel. They'll walk into your life. [Max just sits there staring at him and chews his meal] Jacob Goldman:
Thanks for the phelps. Max Goldman:
Jacob! Jacob Goldman:
What? Max Goldman:
You remember when you were a kid, your mother baked that rhubarb pie for my birthday? Jacob Goldman:
She swallowed up like a balloon. Broke out in hives. She didn't know she was allergic to rhubarb. Max Goldman:
Oh, she knew. She baked it anyway because she knew it was my favorite. Jacob Goldman:
What made you think of that, Pop? Max Goldman:
I don't know. I think about things like that all the time. Jacob Goldman:
Hey, Pop. Are you alright? Max Goldman:
Will you get out of here and let me watch my program? And close the door when you go out because I don't want those mosquitoes getting in here. I'm crazy about my macaroni and cheese dish
Hey Pop, don't you think it's time you started dating again? Max Goldman:
Who with? Jacob Goldman:
Well I happen to know Florence Gilbert, for example, down at the Rotary club, thinks you're quite a catch. Max Goldman:
She looks like Ernest Borgnine. Jacob Goldman:
Is that such a bad thing? What about Jane Clark? Max Goldman:
Jane of the Jungle. Got more body hair than I do. She's a fur-bearing mammal for God's sake. Jacob Goldman:
Doris Sobrinski, huh? I know she's a little heavy, but she loves to fish. You get her on the boat... Max Goldman:
Doris Sobrinski is dead. Jacob Goldman:
She is? Max Goldman:
She choked to death on a stack of pancakes two weeks ago at the Lions club charity breakfast. Jacob Goldman:
Wow. Max Goldman:
I think it's how she would have wanted to go. [opens a container of his macaroni and cheese dish and starts eating] Jacob Goldman:
Pop? Max Goldman:
Yeah? Jacob Goldman:
Listen to me. You can't sit around waiting for an Ariel. They'll walk into your life. [Max just sits there staring at him and chews his meal] Jacob Goldman:
Thanks for the phelps. Max Goldman:
Jacob! Jacob Goldman:
What? Max Goldman:
You remember when you were a kid, your mother baked that rhubarb pie for my birthday? Jacob Goldman:
She swallowed up like a balloon. Broke out in hives. She didn't know she was allergic to rhubarb. Max Goldman:
Oh, she knew. She baked it anyway because she knew it was my favorite. Jacob Goldman:
What made you think of that, Pop? Max Goldman:
I don't know. I think about things like that all the time. Jacob Goldman:
Hey, Pop. Are you alright? Max Goldman:
Will you get out of here and let me watch my program? And close the door when you go out because I don't want those mosquitoes getting in here. I'm crazy about my macaroni and cheese dish
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I think it's how she would have wanted to go
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Listen to me
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you can't sit around waiting for another Ariel to come by
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Thanks for the Phillips
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Remember when you were a kid
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your mother baked that rhubarb pie for my birthday
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She swelled up like a balloon
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Broke out in hives
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She didn't know she was allergic
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She knew
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She baked it anyway because she knew it was my favorite
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Why'd you think of that
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I don't know
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I think about things like that all the time
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You all right
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Get out and let me watch my program
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Close the door when you go
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I don't want mosquitoes in here
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They're crazy about my macaroni and cheese dish
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Movie Summary
John and Max resolve to save their beloved bait shop from turning into an Italian restaurant, just as its new female owner catches Max's attention.
Actors
Jacob Goldman
Max Goldman
