If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.
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Max Goldman:
If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.
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If my dog was as ugly as you
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I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards
Clip duration: 8 seconds
Views: 1339
Timestamp in movie: 01h 08m 30s
Uploaded: 06 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: John and Max resolve to save their beloved bait shop from turning into an Italian restaurant, just as its new female owner catches Max's attention.
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