Hey Pop, don't you think it's time you started dating again? Who with? Well I happen to...
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Jacob Goldman:
Hey Pop, don't you think it's time you started dating again?
Max Goldman:
Who with?
Jacob Goldman:
Well I happen to know Florence Gilbert, for example, down at the Rotary club, thinks you're quite a catch.
Max Goldman:
She looks like Ernest Borgnine.
Jacob Goldman:
Is that such a bad thing? What about Jane Clark?
Max Goldman:
Jane of the Jungle. Got more body hair than I do. She's a fur-bearing mammal.
Jacob Goldman:
Doris Sobrinski, huh? I know she's a little heavy, but she loves to fish. You get her on the boat...
Max Goldman:
Doris Sobrinski is dead.
Jacob Goldman:
She is?
Max Goldman:
She choked to death on a stack of pancakes two weeks ago at the Lions club charity breakfast.
Jacob Goldman:
Wow.
Max Goldman:
I think it's how she would have wanted to go.
Transcript
I need to borrow a screwdriver.
Hi, Jacob. You been here long?
-No.
-Phillips.
Isn't it time you started dating again?
Who with?
Florence Gilbert, for example,
thinks you're quite a catch.
She looks like Ernest Borgnine.
Is that so bad?
What about Jane Clark?
"Jane of the Jungle."
Got more body hair than I do. She's
a furbearing mammal, for Godsakes!
Doris Zabrinski?
I know she's a little heavy
but she loves to fish.
Doris Zabrinski...
...is dead.
She is?
She choked to death
on a stack of pancakes two weeks ago...
...at the Lions Club charity breakfast.
I think it's how
she would have wanted to go.
Listen to me...
...you can't sit around waiting
for another Ariel to come by.
Thanks for the Phillips.
Remember when you were a kid...
...your mother baked
that rhubarb pie for my birthday?
She swelled up like a balloon.
Broke out in hives.
She didn't know she was allergic.
She knew!
She baked it anyway
because she knew it was my favorite.
Why'd you think of that?
I don't know.
I think about
things like that all the time.
You all right?
Get out and let me watch my program.
Close the door when you go.
I don't want mosquitoes in here.
They're crazy about
my macaroni and cheese dish.
Clip duration: 116 seconds
Views: 690
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: John and Max resolve to save their beloved bait shop from turning into an Italian restaurant, just as its new female owner catches Max's attention.
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