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I've laid more pipe in this town than Wabasha Plumbing
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Grumpy Old Men

I've laid more pipe in this town than Wabasha Plumbing

John Gustafson:

[Bragging about his sexual escapades]
I've laid more pipe in this town than Wabasha Plumbing

Full Transcript

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I've laid more pipe in this town than Wabasha Plumbing
Duration
9 seconds
Views
6,458
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:43
Uploaded
Nov 21, 2022
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
John Davis,Lancaster Gate,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

A lifelong feud between two neighbors since childhood only gets worse when a new female neighbor moves across the street.

Actors

Jack Lemmon
John Gustafson
Jack Lemmon
Walter Matthau
Max Goldman
Walter Matthau
You're supposed to be smoking filter cigarettes - Grumpy Old Men 00:09
You're supposed to be smoking filter cigarettes
Very interesting woman - Grumpy Old Men 00:17
Very interesting woman
Looks like Chuck's taking old one eye to the optometrist - Grumpy Old Men 00:08
Looks like Chuck's taking old one eye to the...
It was an awakening - Grumpy Old Men 00:17
It was an awakening
That's not just a woman living across your street - Grumpy Old Men 00:12
That's not just a woman living across your street
Hey watch your mouth you dumb frigging Swede - Grumpy Old Men 00:06
Hey watch your mouth you dumb frigging Swede
All the ideas that you brought to those young minds - Grumpy Old Men 00:18
All the ideas that you brought to those young minds
And then you begin to count the minutes rather than the days - Grumpy Old Men 00:40
And then you begin to count the minutes rather than the days
And these two little guys - Grumpy Old Men 00:34
And these two little guys
When was the last time you made love - Grumpy Old Men 00:28
When was the last time you made love
I was married to the woman for 20 years - Grumpy Old Men 00:28
I was married to the woman for 20 years
We did the horizontal mambo - Grumpy Old Men 00:06
We did the horizontal mambo
Hey Drop that fish - Grumpy Old Men 00:06
Hey Drop that fish
Damn kids - Grumpy Old Men 00:11
Damn kids
Ohh you don't know a damn things about me - Grumpy Old Men 00:14
Ohh you don't know a damn things about me
Your cat crapped on my steps again - Grumpy Old Men 00:11
Your cat crapped on my steps again
She chose me She did - Grumpy Old Men 00:09
She chose me She did
But I don't want to die looking at your ugly face - Grumpy Old Men 00:20
But I don't want to die looking at your ugly face
Do the world a favor and pull your lip over your head and swallow - Grumpy Old Men 00:07
Do the world a favor and pull your lip over your head and...
I'd have asked for another million - Grumpy Old Men 00:12
I'd have asked for another million