"Guardians of the Galaxy" quotes

Guardians of the Galaxy poster
Light years from Earth, 26 years after being abducted, Peter Quill finds himself the prime target of a manhunt after discovering an orb wanted by Ronan the Accuser.

Director: James Gunn
Writer: James Gunn, Nicole Perlman, Dan Abnett
Production: N/A
Year: 2014
MetaScore: 76/100
ImdbRating: 8.0
BoxOffice: $333,718,600
Released: 01 Aug 2014
Awards: Nominated for 2 Oscars. 52 wins & 102 nominations total

201 Clips

They crumpled my pants up into a ball - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:08
They crumpled my pants up into a ball
Get out of my way - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:10
Get out of my way
For a moment - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:31
For a moment
These boys wanted to eat you - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:30
These boys wanted to eat you
Cease your yammering and relieve us from this arson confinement - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:07
Cease your yammering and relieve us from this arson...
Bring it down - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:03
Bring it down
Why is this one here - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:11
Why is this one here
The Xandorians and your culture are a disease - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:15
The Xandorians and your culture are a disease
You don't look like a junker - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:38
You don't look like a junker
Your criminal records have also been expunged - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:36
Your criminal records have also been expunged
Are you not the man this wench attempted to kill - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:32
Are you not the man this wench attempted to kill
Put him in the bag - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:09
Put him in the bag
What happened - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:38
What happened
Star Lord - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:19
Star Lord
I will no longer be your slave - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:08
I will no longer be your slave
We'll follow your lead - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:07
We'll follow your lead
Let us put more of this liquid into our bodies - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:06
Let us put more of this liquid into our bodies
They call me terrorist - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:41
They call me terrorist
Help us fight Ronan - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:11
Help us fight Ronan
Nova Prime - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:30
Nova Prime
At the end of all this - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:11
At the end of all this
I saw you out there - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:28
I saw you out there
Move to the watchtower - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:06
Move to the watchtower
With all due respect - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:26
With all due respect
Attention idiots - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:22
Attention idiots
After Xandar - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:14
After Xandar
I may be as pretty as an angel - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:09
I may be as pretty as an angel
Do you got any other cute little buggers like this one - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:09
Do you got any other cute little buggers like this one
Oh you wanna talk about senseless - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:19
Oh you wanna talk about senseless
Man who has lain with an Askervarian - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:09
Man who has lain with an Askervarian
Drop the device immediately and retreat to your cell - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:10
Drop the device immediately and retreat to your cell
I'm not going to be brought down by a tree and a talking raccoon - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:18
I'm not going to be brought down by a tree and a talking...
You stand accused - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:18
You stand accused
It's dangerous and illegal work - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:19
It's dangerous and illegal work
Can you believe they call us criminals - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:15
Can you believe they call us criminals
Whatever nightmares the future holds - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:10
Whatever nightmares the future holds
There's a little pee coming out of me right now - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:15
There's a little pee coming out of me right now
I know they're the only friends we've ever had - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:09
I know they're the only friends we've ever had
For taking the life of my father - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:10
For taking the life of my father
Let's get something clear - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:19
Let's get something clear
You killed Groot - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:06
You killed Groot
How much do you trust me - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:10
How much do you trust me
You need my what - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:07
You need my what
I recognize this animal - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:09
I recognize this animal
Peter Take my hand - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:08
Peter Take my hand
It has given us a chance - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:13
It has given us a chance
They're nearly indestructible - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:17
They're nearly indestructible
There's one more thing we need to complete the plan - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:17
There's one more thing we need to complete the plan
Thank you - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:09
Thank you
What do you let it lick you like that for - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:10
What do you let it lick you like that for
We're gonna be rich - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:17
We're gonna be rich
Knowing that you have avenged them - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:20
Knowing that you have avenged them
My name is Peter Quill - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:05
My name is Peter Quill
Get them to the ship I will be right back - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:06
Get them to the ship I will be right back
We're Ravagers - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:07
We're Ravagers
What are you doing - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:11
What are you doing
I would reconsider your current course - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:14
I would reconsider your current course
Take those headphones off - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:14
Take those headphones off
If you kill me - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:39
If you kill me
What the hell - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:18
What the hell
You're right - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:34
You're right
Me and you - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:06
Me and you
The stone - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:15
The stone
You're mortal - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:10
You're mortal
I can't believe I'm taking orders from a hamster - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:05
I can't believe I'm taking orders from a hamster
Where's your wife - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:07
Where's your wife
You idiot - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:06
You idiot
I only ask that you take this matter seriously - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:35
I only ask that you take this matter seriously
You've always been weak - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:14
You've always been weak
You should have learned - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:06
You should have learned
Walk by yourself - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:12
Walk by yourself
I am Groot They are ungrateful - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:10
I am Groot They are ungrateful
That is true - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:35
That is true
I live for the simple things - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:16
I live for the simple things
We're the fricking Guardians of the Galaxy - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:05
We're the fricking Guardians of the Galaxy
I like your knife - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:08
I like your knife
But he's about the only family I have - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:24
But he's about the only family I have
Here you go - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:16
Here you go
My Star Lord - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:26
My Star Lord
Quit smiling - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:09
Quit smiling
You don't get opinions after that nonsense you pulled on Knowhere - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:17
You don't get opinions after that nonsense you pulled on...
Peter Jason Quill - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:23
Peter Jason Quill
I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:15
I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies
Your ship is filthy - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:21
Your ship is filthy
But he's not - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:19
But he's not
Take my hand - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:28
Take my hand
What did the galaxy ever do for you - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:07
What did the galaxy ever do for you
What should we do next - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:24
What should we do next
This one shows spirit - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:20
This one shows spirit
She betrayed Ronan - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:33
She betrayed Ronan
We're just like Kevin Bacon - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:06
We're just like Kevin Bacon
Asleep for the danger - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:12
Asleep for the danger
That's for if things get really hardcore - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:11
That's for if things get really hardcore
An assassin - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:34
An assassin
Peter Quill - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:12
Peter Quill
You know what I see - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:36
You know what I see
If we're gonna get outta here - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:37
If we're gonna get outta here
I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:09
I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the...
I have a plan - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:37
I have a plan
I'll have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:18
I'll have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one
Star Lord - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:06
Star Lord
Finger on throat means death - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:05
Finger on throat means death
Are my friend - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:23
Are my friend
I am Groot - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:21
I am Groot
You'll die - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:09
You'll die
They crumpled my pants up into a ball - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:06
They crumpled my pants up into a ball
Seal security doors - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:09
Seal security doors
Once for a moment - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:29
Once for a moment
When I picked you up as a kid - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:29
When I picked you up as a kid
Cease your yammering and relieve us from this irksome confinement - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:05
Cease your yammering and relieve us from this irksome...
You Xandarians and your culture are a disease - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:14
You Xandarians and your culture are a disease
Are you not the man this wench attempted to kill - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:32
Are you not the man this wench attempted to kill
Put him in the bag Put him in the bag - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:09
Put him in the bag Put him in the bag
Your momma wants to speak with you - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:12
Your momma wants to speak with you
Hey If it isn't Star Prince - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:15
Hey If it isn't Star Prince
Carina - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:08
Carina
We'll follow your lead Star Lord - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:05
We'll follow your lead Star Lord
Now let's put more of this liquid into our bodies - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:05
Now let's put more of this liquid into our bodies
They call me terrorist - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:32
They call me terrorist
Nebula - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:11
Nebula
That Orb is my opportunity to get away from Thanos and Ronan - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:06
That Orb is my opportunity to get away from Thanos and Ronan
Ronan is destroying Xandarian outposts throughout the galaxy - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:26
Ronan is destroying Xandarian outposts throughout the galaxy
Remember boy - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:10
Remember boy
Move to the watchtower - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:37
Move to the watchtower
After Xandar you are going to kill my father - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:14
After Xandar you are going to kill my father
I may be as pretty as an angel - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:09
I may be as pretty as an angel
Do you got any other cute little buggers like this one - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:09
Do you got any other cute little buggers like this one
You want to talk about senseless - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:16
You want to talk about senseless
Man who has lain with an A'askavariian - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:08
Man who has lain with an A'askavariian
Xandar - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:16
Xandar
It's dangerous and illegal work suitable only for outlaws - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:11
It's dangerous and illegal work suitable only for outlaws
Let's make something clear - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:19
Let's make something clear
I am Groot - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:08
I am Groot
These carriers can use the Stone to mow down entire civilizations - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:16
These carriers can use the Stone to mow down entire...
You killed Groot - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:04
You killed Groot
If we're gonna work together you might try trusting me a little bit - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:06
If we're gonna work together you might try trusting me a...
You need my what - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:04
You need my what
I recognize this animal We'd roast them over a flame pit as children - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:09
I recognize this animal We'd roast them over a flame pit as...
There's one more thing we need to complete the plan - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:16
There's one more thing we need to complete the plan
Your wife and child shall rest well knowing that you have avenged them - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:14
Your wife and child shall rest well knowing that you have...
Spare me your foul gaze woman - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:04
Spare me your foul gaze woman
I would reconsider your current course - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:13
I would reconsider your current course
Blasted idiot They're all idiots - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:35
Blasted idiot They're all idiots
What the hell - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:12
What the hell
I can't believe I'm taking orders from a hamster - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:05
I can't believe I'm taking orders from a hamster
How am I supposed to fight these things without my stuff - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:36
How am I supposed to fight these things without my stuff
I only ask that you take this matter seriously - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:35
I only ask that you take this matter seriously
Look at this guy - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:14
Look at this guy
Fool You should have learned - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:06
Fool You should have learned
This vermin speaks of affairs he knows nothing about - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:34
This vermin speaks of affairs he knows nothing about
I live for the simple things - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:14
I live for the simple things
I like your knife I'm keeping it - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:07
I like your knife I'm keeping it
He is gonna be so pissed when he realizes I switched out the Orb on him - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:23
He is gonna be so pissed when he realizes I switched out the...
Quit smiling you idiot You're supposed to be a professional - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:06
Quit smiling you idiot You're supposed to be a professional
And Quill your ship is filthy - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:19
And Quill your ship is filthy
What has the galaxy ever done for you Why would you wanna save it - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:07
What has the galaxy ever done for you Why would you wanna...
This one shows spirit - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:18
This one shows spirit
I am Groot - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:09
I am Groot
That's for if things get really hardcore - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:10
That's for if things get really hardcore
Peter Quill - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:13
Peter Quill
If we're gonna get out of here we're gonna need to get into that watchtower - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:37
If we're gonna get out of here we're gonna need to get into...
I'm a warrior and an assassin I do not dance - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:32
I'm a warrior and an assassin I do not dance
I'm gonna die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:06
I'm gonna die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy
I have a plan You've got a plan - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:34
I have a plan You've got a plan
Yeah I'll have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:18
Yeah I'll have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that...
I can barely see - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:05
I can barely see
But Quill stopping Ronan - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:34
But Quill stopping Ronan
I am Groot - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:21
I am Groot
Seal all security doors - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:11
Seal all security doors
A group was able to share the energy amongst themselves - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:38
A group was able to share the energy amongst themselves
When I picked you up as a kid - Guardians of the Galaxy 01:26
When I picked you up as a kid
I'm gonna be totally honest - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:07
I'm gonna be totally honest
Stay out of the way - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:29
Stay out of the way
If it isn't Star Prince - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:25
If it isn't Star Prince
Ronan is destroying Xandarian outposts throughout the galaxy - Guardians of the Galaxy 01:20
Ronan is destroying Xandarian outposts throughout the galaxy
That was a pretty good plan - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:09
That was a pretty good plan
You're going to kill my father - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:38
You're going to kill my father
There's one other name you might know me by - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:22
There's one other name you might know me by
A planet of outlaws - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:30
A planet of outlaws
Steal from everybody - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:18
Steal from everybody
Spare me your foul gaze woman - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:16
Spare me your foul gaze woman
They're all idiots - Guardians of the Galaxy 01:14
They're all idiots
What a bunch of a holes - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:26
What a bunch of a holes
Creepy little beast - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:18
Creepy little beast
This vermin speaks of affairs he knows nothing about - Guardians of the Galaxy 02:30
This vermin speaks of affairs he knows nothing about
I was just kidding about the leg - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:39
I was just kidding about the leg
I will always be with you - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:28
I will always be with you
You're supposed to be professional - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:12
You're supposed to be professional
Behold your guardians of the galaxy - Guardians of the Galaxy 01:16
Behold your guardians of the galaxy
Do you believe him - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:34
Do you believe him
You said it yourself - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:09
You said it yourself
I know who you are - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:20
I know who you are
This is Denarian Saal - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:23
This is Denarian Saal
We have a legend about people like you - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:34
We have a legend about people like you
You've got a plan - Guardians of the Galaxy 02:57
You've got a plan
I can barely see - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:07
I can barely see
You're asking us to die - Guardians of the Galaxy 01:14
You're asking us to die
Well that's just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:42
Well that's just as fascinating as the first 89 times you...
Why are you doing this - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:08
Why are you doing this
Your momma wants to speak with you - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:19
Your momma wants to speak with you
AKA the Destroyer - Guardians of the Galaxy 00:32
AKA the Destroyer

Cast

Peter Quill - Chris Pratt
Gamora - Zoe Saldana
Groot - Vin Diesel
Ronan - Lee Pace
Yondu Udonta - Michael Rooker
Nebula - Karen Gillan
Corpsman Dey - John C. Reilly
Nova Prime - Glenn Close
The Collector - Benicio Del Toro
Meredith Quill - Laura Haddock
Kraglin - Sean Gunn
Denarian Saal - Peter Serafinowicz
On Set Groot - Krystian Godlewski
Young Quill - Wyatt Oleff
Grandpa - Gregg Henry
Meredith's Mother - Janis Ahern
Meredith's Brother - Solomon Mousley
Meredith's Best Friend - Lindsay Morton
Dr. Fitzgibbon - Robert Firth
Horuz - Tom Proctor
Horuz's Mate - Nick Holmes
Sacrifice Nova Corpsman - Max Wrottesley
Xandarian Ladies' Man - Stan Lee
Pretty Xandarian - Nicole Alexandra Shipley
Nova Arresting Pilot - Sharif Atkins
Corpsman Dey's Partner - Brendan Fehr
Kree Ambassador - Tomas Arana
Nova Prime's Assistant - Mikaela Hoover
Head Riot Guard (as Emmett J. Scanlan) - Emmett J Scanlan
Angry Guard - Dominic Grant
Mean Guard - Spencer Wilding
Sad Woman with Horns - Alison Lintott
Moloka Dar - Alexis Rodney
Monstrous Inmate (voice) - Nathan Fillion
Mottled Prisoner - Keeley Forsyth
Burly Prisoner - Frank Gilhooley
The Other - Alexis Denisof
Watchtower Guard - Enzo Cilenti
One Legged Prisoner - Richard Katz
Rifle Guard - Enoch Frost
'Drop the Leg' Guard - Ronan Summers
Tortured Pink Girl - Laura Ortiz
Pit Boss - Marama Corlett
Lady of the Boot of Jemiah - Rosie Jones
Lady of the Boot of Jemiah - Abidemi Sobande
Lady of the Boot of Jemiah - Alex Rose
Lady of the Boot of Jemiah - Ekaterina Zalitko
Lady of the Boot of Jemiah - Emily Redding
Knowhere Dispatcher - Stephen Blackehart
Sad Krylorian Girl - Jennifer Moylan-Taylor
One-Eyed Ravager - Bruce Mackinnon
Ravager Pilot - Ralph Ineson
Ravager Navigator (voice) - Rob Zombie
Nova Centurion - Naomi Ryan
Nova Starblaster Pilot - John Brotherton
Alien Nova Pilot - Graham Shiels
Maskless Sakaaran / Dancing Groot / Sakaarans - James Gunn
Maskless Sakaaran - Douglas Robson
Corpsman Dey's Wife - Rachel Cullen
Corpsman Dey's Daughter - Isabella Poynton
Corpsman Dey's Daughter - Imogen Poynton
Goth Ravager - David Yarovesky
Crying Xandarian Citizen - Miriam Lucia
Ravager - Raed Abbas
Nova Corps Soldier / Policeman - Adrian Allan
Traveler - Freddie Andrews
Nova Corps Millennian - Habib Anibaba
Prisoner - Eddie Bammeke
Prisoner - Helen Banks
Ravager Pilot - Tyler Bates
Technician - Marco Biagioli
Exolon Monk - Richard Blenkiron
Knowhere Miner - David Booth
Thanos - Josh Brolin
Female Prison Guard - Tatiana Natalia Carpenter
Beautiful Alien - Joanna Chamberlain
Morag Citizen - Bern Collaço
Prisoner - Rowan Cox
Prisoner - Alysson Da Silva
Peter's Aunt - Marianna Dean
Nova Guard - Wayne Devlin
Xandarian Alien - Simara Dixon
Flocks Alien Prisoner - Barny DuPlessis
Prisoner - Mark Falvo
Alien Prisoner - Kristen Fick
Groot's Flower Girl - Gracie Fitch
Hospital Visitor - Melissa Galloway
Xandar Traveler - Alex Gillison
Xandar Citizen - Sophie Gooding
Crane Operator - Henry Goodrich
Howard the Duck - Seth Green
Kallulian Kyln Prisoner - Victoria Gugenheim
Prisoner / Sakaarans - Simon Hatt
Family Mourner - Lindy Hennessy
Alien Prisoner - Leigh Holland
Knowhere Miner - James Walton Ingham
Exolon Monk - Lee Edward Jones
Prisoner - Lloyd Kaufman
Sakaarans (voice) - Jonathan Lipow
Prisoner - Matt Lott
Prison Guard - David L. Marston
Prison Alien - Matthew David McCarthy
Prisoner - Stephen McDade
Xandar Resident - Erica Melargo
Nova Corps Officer - Serhat Metin
Exolon Monk - Georgiana Mihai
Exolon Monk - Sandeep Mohan
Neo-Nazi Prisoner - Nigel Murfitt
Knowhere Miner - Emeson Nwolie
Nova Yellow Alien Worker - Louise Port
Prison Guard - Diezel Ramos
Alien 1 - Deborah Rosan
Prison Guard - Gordon Round
Kyln Prisoner - Steve Saunders
Alien Prisoner - Andrew Scott-Marshall
Prisoner - Julian Seager
Kyln Prisoner - Clem So
Xandar Resident - Adrian South
Kyln Prisoner - Peter Theobalds
Holographic Dog - Wesley Von Spears
Alien - Paul Warren
Cosmo the Space Dog -
Rocket Racoon Facial Reference -