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I have a planYou've got a planYesFirst of all you're copying me fromwhen I said I had a plan No I'm notPeople say that all the time It's not that unique of a thing to saySecondly I don't even believe

Guardians of the Galaxy

Thank you Groot, thank you. See? Groot's the only one of you who has a clue.Groot

Guardians of the Galaxy • 2014

Peter Quill:
I have a plan.Rocket Raccoon:You've got a plan? Okay, first of all, you're copying me from when I said I had a plan.Peter Quill:I'm not copying you, I have a plan, that's not that unique of a thing to say.Rocket Raccoon:And secondly, I don't think you even have a plan.Peter Quill:I have part of a plan.Drax the Destroyer:What percentage of a plan do you have?Gamora:You don't get to ask questions after the nonsense you pulled on Knowhere!Drax the Destroyer:I just saved Quill!Peter Quill:We've already established that you destroying the ship I'm on is not saving me!Drax the Destroyer:When did we establish that?Peter Quill:Like three seconds ago!Drax the Destroyer:Well I wasn't listening then, I was thinking of something else...Rocket Raccoon:She's right, you don't get an opinion... What percentage?Peter Quill:I dunno... Twelve percent?Rocket Raccoon:Twelve percent?Peter Quill:That's a fake laugh.Rocket Raccoon:It's real!Peter Quill:Totally fake!Rocket Raccoon:That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life because THAT IS NOT A PLAN!Gamora:It's barely a concept.Peter Quill: You're taking their side?Groot:I am Groot.Rocket Raccoon:So what, "It's better than eleven percent!" What the hell does that have to do with anything?Peter Quill: Thank you Groot, Thank you. See? Groot's the only one of you who has a clue.Groot

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I have a plan

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You've got a plan

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Yes

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First of all you're copying me from

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when I said I had a plan No I'm not

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People say that all the time It's not that unique of a thing to say

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Secondly I don't even believe you have a plan

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I have part of a plan

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What percentage of a plan do you have

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You don't get to ask questions

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after the nonsense you pulled on Knowhere

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I just saved Quill

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We've already established

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that you destroying the ship that I'm on is not saving me

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When did we establish it Like three seconds ago

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I wasn't listening I was thinking of something else

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She's right You don't get an opinion

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What percentage

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I don't know Twelve percent

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Twelve percent

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That's a fake laugh

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It's real Totally fake

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That is the most real authentic hysterical laugh of my entire life

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because that is not a plan

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It's barely a concept

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You're taking their side

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I am Groot

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So what it's better than 11

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What the hell does that have to do with anything

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Thank you Groot Thank you

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See Groot's the only one of you who has a clue

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لدي خطة

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أنت لديك خطة

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نعم

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أولا أنت تقلدني عندما قلت لدي خطة كلا لست كذلك

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فالناس يقولون هذا طوال لوقت ليس أمرا فذا لتخبر به

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ثانيا لا أصدق أبدا أن لديك خطة

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لدي خطة جزئية

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كم النسبة المئوية لما عندك من خطة

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انت غير مخول لطرح أسئله

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بعد التفاهة التي أحدثتها في أرض العدم

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لقد انقذت كويل

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لقد أكدنا للتو أن تفجيرك للمركبة التي أنا عليها لايعد إنقاذا لي

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متى أكدنا ذلك منذ حوالي ثلاث ثواني

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لم أكن أصغ كنت أفكر في أمر آخر

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انها محقة غير مسموح لك بأن تبدي رأيا

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كم النسبة

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ـ لا أدري 12 في المئة ـ 12 في المئة

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هذه الضحكة مفتعله

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إنها حقيقية مفتعله تماما

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إنها أكثر ضحكة حقيقية هستيرية موثوقة في كامل حياتي

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لأن تلك ليست بالخطة

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الممكن أنها فكرة

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هل تتخذ جانبهما

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أنا غروت

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وماذا بأن تكون أفضل من 11 في المئة

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وما صلته بذلك على كل حال

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شكرا لك غروت شكرا

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أترى غروت الوحيد من بينكم والذي لديه فكره

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J'ai un plan

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Toi un plan

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Tu me copies en disant que t'as un plan

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Du tout

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Les gens disent tous ça C'est pas une marque déposée

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Et je te crois même pas

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J'ai

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une partie de plan

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Quel pourcentage

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Toi fais toi oublier après ton cirque sur Knowhere

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J'ai sauvé Quill

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On a dit Pas en détruisant le vaisseau où je me trouve

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On l'a dit quand Il y a 3 secondes

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Je pensais à autre chose

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Oui fais toi oublier

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Quel pourcentage

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J'en sais rien 12

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12

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C'est un rire forcé

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Un vrai Totalement forcé

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C'est le rire le plus authentique

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et hystérique de toute ma vie

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C'est pas un plan

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À peine un concept

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Tu prends leur parti

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Quoi mieux que 11

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Ça change quoi

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Merci Groot

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Vous voyez

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Groot est le seul à comprendre

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Ich habe einen Plan

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Du hast einen Plan

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Erstens Du imitierst mich nur

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Nein

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Pläne macht jeder das ist nichts Ungewöhnliches

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Zweitens Du hast gar keinen Plan

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Ich habe Teile

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vom Plan

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Wie viel Prozent

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Du hast Frageverbot seit dem Schwachsinn auf Knowhere

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Ich habe Quill gerettet

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Wie gesagt die Zerstörung vom Schiff ist keine Rettung

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Wann sagten wir das

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Vor 3 Sekunden

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Hab ich nicht gehört ich dachte an was anderes

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Sie hat recht du bist still

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Wie viel Prozent

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Keine Ahnung zwölf

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Zwölf Prozent

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Das ist gefaked

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Das ist echt

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Total unecht Das ist das

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aufrichtigste hysterischste Lachen meines Lebens

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Das ist kein Plan

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Eher ein Konzept

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Bist du auf ihrer Seite

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Ich bin Groot

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Das ist besser als 11 Prozent Was soll das alles

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Seht ihr

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Groot ist der Einzige der Ahnung hat

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Aku memang punya rencana bagaimana bisa aku terangkan jika kau tidak mau mendengarkan

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Yang kedua bagaimana kau yakin rencanamu ini akan berhasil

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Setidaknya aku ada rencana

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Mari jelaskan apa yang harus kita lakukan

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Kau tidak perlu menjawab kalau kau yang bisa menyeret mereka keluar

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Aku baru saja menyelamatkan Quill

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Kau bukan ingin menyelamatkan aku kau baru hampir saja meledakkan kapal ini

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Bila aku memang ingin berbuat begitu Kira kira dibutuhlan tiga detik saja

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Mungkin itu tiga detik yang salah

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Dia memang benar kau tidak perlu mempersoalkan itu lagi

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Berapa persen peluang untuk berhasil 20 persen

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20 persen HAHAHAHAHA

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Jangan pura pura tertawa Ini memang sedang tertawa

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Apanya yang salah

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Itu adalah rencana yang belum pernah kudengar dan tidak mungkin berhasil begitu saja

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Aku akan ikut dengannya Kau ingin ikut dengannya

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Aku adalah Groot

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Dengan 20 persen itu tidak ada yang dapat kita lakukan

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Terima kasih Dengar dulu

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Setidaknya ada seseorang yang ingin melihatnya berhasil

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Yondu akan kesini beberapa saat lagi karena menyangka kita punya rencana besar untuk mengalahkan mereka

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誰もが言ってるつまらん意見だって

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次にこいつに意見などない

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あるぞ部分だけだけど

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何くらいだ

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黙ってな

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ノウホェア以降

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俺は助けたかった

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言ったぞ船を壊しても助けにはならない

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いつ言った 3 秒前

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聞いてないぞ考え事をしてた

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君は意見を言うな

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何くらい 12 くらい

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12

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笑えよホントだ

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もっと笑え

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正直最高に笑えるね

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計画じゃないコンセプトよ

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どっち側だ俺グルート

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11 よりイイのは何でだ

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サンキューグルート

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解ってるのはグルートだけだ

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オーゥ

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ゴメン

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Tengo un plan

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Tú tienes un plan

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Sí

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En primer lugar estás copiando que yo dije que tenía un plan

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Claro que no

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La gente lo dice todo el tiempo No es una frase tan original

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En segundo lugar no creo que tengas un plan

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Tengo parte de un plan

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Qué porcentaje de plan tienes

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No puedes preguntar nada después de la tontería que hiciste en Knowhere

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Acabo de salvar a Quill

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Ya acordamos que destruir la nave donde estaba no equivale a salvarme

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Cuándo lo establecimos Hace tres segundos

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No estaba escuchando estaba pensando en otra cosa

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Tiene razón no tienes derecho a opinar

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Qué porcentaje

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No sé Un doce por ciento

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Un doce por ciento

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Esa es una risa falsa

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Es de verdad Es totalmente falsa

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Esa es la risa más real auténtica e hilarante de mi vida

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porque eso no es un plan

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Apenas es un concepto

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Te pones de su lado

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Soy Groot

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Y qué si es mejor que el once por ciento

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Qué demonios tiene que ver eso

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Gracias Groot Gracias

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Ven Groot es el único que entiende algo

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Duration

62 seconds

Views

2,498

Timestamp in Movie

01:16:03

Uploaded

Mar 18, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, comedy

Production

Marvel Studios

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Movie Summary

A group of intergalactic criminals must pull together to stop a fanatical warrior with plans to purge the universe.

Actors

Peter Quill

Drax The Destroyer

Gamora

Groot