"Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2" quotes

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 poster
The Guardians must fight to keep their newfound family together as they unravel the mysteries of Peter Quill's true parentage.

Director: James Gunn
Writer: James Gunn, Dan Abnett, Andy Lanning
Production: N/A
Year: 2017
MetaScore: 67/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $389,813,101
Released: 05 May 2017
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 15 wins & 59 nominations total

264 Clips

My life my love - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:14
My life my love
So we're saving the galaxy again - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:26
So we're saving the galaxy again
Tell me why Ego wants you here - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:26
Tell me why Ego wants you here
The crabby puppy is so cute He makes me wanna die - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:06
The crabby puppy is so cute He makes me wanna die
My mother is from Earth - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:04
My mother is from Earth
My mother told everyone my father was from the stars - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:08
My mother told everyone my father was from the stars
There's a girl in this harbor town - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:24
There's a girl in this harbor town
Down there - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:04
Down there
You know what they say - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:10
You know what they say
It's fortuitous - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:57
It's fortuitous
It's unlike any other place you've ever seen - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:23
It's unlike any other place you've ever seen
What a good wife you would be - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:28
What a good wife you would be
Those pools they remind me of a time - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:11
Those pools they remind me of a time
Guess I should be glad I was a skinny kid - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:21
Guess I should be glad I was a skinny kid
Not just himself - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:42
Not just himself
We need to find Peter now and get off this damn planet - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:34
We need to find Peter now and get off this damn planet
What about this little plant - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:14
What about this little plant
There must be some kind of peaceful resolution to this - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:10
There must be some kind of peaceful resolution to this
We're killing you first - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:13
We're killing you first
Idiots - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:04
Idiots
You're smiling - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:08
You're smiling
I call it the Expansion - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:41
I call it the Expansion
Doesn't eternity get boring - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:17
Doesn't eternity get boring
Don't screw with the Sovereign - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:06
Don't screw with the Sovereign
And stupid - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:50
And stupid
We need to get off this planet - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:04
We need to get off this planet
I am sending you the coordinates for Yondu's ship - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:24
I am sending you the coordinates for Yondu's ship
I have no clue as to why - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:49
I have no clue as to why
I assure you - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:08
I assure you
Get over it - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:06
Get over it
What did they do to you - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:02
What did they do to you
Either one of you could have gotten us through that field - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:19
Either one of you could have gotten us through that field
That Priestess offered us a million - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:10
That Priestess offered us a million
Swords were your thing and guns were mine - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:15
Swords were your thing and guns were mine
Drax We need to talk - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:41
Drax We need to talk
There's no unspoken thing - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:12
There's no unspoken thing
We will be all there is - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:11
We will be all there is
You're the one what killed those men - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:26
You're the one what killed those men
I'm not leaving without him - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:40
I'm not leaving without him
I was cybernetically engineered to pilot a spacecraft - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:08
I was cybernetically engineered to pilot a spacecraft
You just need to find a woman who is pathetic - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:07
You just need to find a woman who is pathetic
It's a day for dumbass names - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:06
It's a day for dumbass names
Who are you people - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:58
Who are you people
Hand me some of that yaro root - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:09
Hand me some of that yaro root
Why aren't you wearing one of Rocket's Aero Rigs - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:14
Why aren't you wearing one of Rocket's Aero Rigs
My nipples hurt - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:05
My nipples hurt
Showtime a holes - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:14
Showtime a holes
She was like you - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:17
She was like you
Son of a - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:10
Son of a
You've gotta clean up your room - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:28
You've gotta clean up your room
What was that story you told me about Zardu Hasselfrau - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:20
What was that story you told me about Zardu Hasselfrau
I can't believe I fell in love with a spaceman - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:07
I can't believe I fell in love with a spaceman
Who are you people - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:04
Who are you people
If you think - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:18
If you think
You suck Zylak - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:04
You suck Zylak
What is your goal here - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:09
What is your goal here
Yes I have single handedly - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:08
Yes I have single handedly
You will always be my sister - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:06
You will always be my sister
I was a child like you - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:32
I was a child like you
Just who the hell do you think you are - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:06
Just who the hell do you think you are
Every citizen is born exactly as designed by the community - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:31
Every citizen is born exactly as designed by the community
Where you going - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:23
Where you going
Out of the way dumber smaller Groot - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:05
Out of the way dumber smaller Groot
I can only afford to lose one friend today - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:15
I can only afford to lose one friend today
I bested you in combat - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:49
I bested you in combat
I ain't done nothin' right my whole damn life rat - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:14
I ain't done nothin' right my whole damn life rat
Hey there jackass - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:07
Hey there jackass
You own a planet and can destroy two dozen spaceships without a suit - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:16
You own a planet and can destroy two dozen spaceships...
Can we put the bickering on hold - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:06
Can we put the bickering on hold
He didn't let us down after all - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:29
He didn't let us down after all
They told me you people were conceited douchebags - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:20
They told me you people were conceited douchebags
It ain't healthy for a mammalian body to hop more than 50 jumps at a time - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:11
It ain't healthy for a mammalian body to hop more than 50...
Die spaceship - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:05
Die spaceship
This is gonna hurt - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:06
This is gonna hurt
Didn't you say you could make him sleep - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:45
Didn't you say you could make him sleep
He didn't chase them away - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:30
He didn't chase them away
I am Groot - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:06
I am Groot
What was your second choice - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:07
What was your second choice
High Priestess the Council is waiting - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:40
High Priestess the Council is waiting
The Expansion - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:35
The Expansion
It's a shame that it took the tragedy of losing Yondu to bring us all together again - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:23
It's a shame that it took the tragedy of losing Yondu to...
But you can't fool me - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:04
But you can't fool me
Remember that Ayesha chick - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:12
Remember that Ayesha chick
We've got a Sovereign fleet approaching from the rear - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:14
We've got a Sovereign fleet approaching from the rear
You can go to hell - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:25
You can go to hell
What are they called again - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:10
What are they called again
What is he doing - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:32
What is he doing
What if this man  is  your Hasselhoff - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:06
What if this man is your Hasselhoff
Before I was so rudely interrupted - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:11
Before I was so rudely interrupted
I didn't mean to do a mutiny - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:09
I didn't mean to do a mutiny
You put your turd in my bed - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:12
You put your turd in my bed
Do you know why I did it - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:39
Do you know why I did it
She just told everyone you deepest - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:03
She just told everyone you deepest
I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:09
I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right
Ow My nipples - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:05
Ow My nipples
I told Gamora how when I was a kid I used to pretend David Hasselhoff was my dad - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:13
I told Gamora how when I was a kid I used to pretend David...
Ego found me in my larva state - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:47
Ego found me in my larva state
You're not friends - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:10
You're not friends
I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:30
I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning
I don't use my head to fly the arrow - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:10
I don't use my head to fly the arrow
The crabby puppy is so cute - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:06
The crabby puppy is so cute
You people have issues - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:09
You people have issues
What's so wrong with that - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:15
What's so wrong with that
Look Look - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:21
Look Look
You like a professional asshole or what - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:06
You like a professional asshole or what
In times of hardship - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:18
In times of hardship
First you flick this switch - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:53
First you flick this switch
I created what I imagined biological life to be like - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:45
I created what I imagined biological life to be like
Mantis look out - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:07
Mantis look out
I am Groot He hates hats - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:13
I am Groot He hates hats
And now I know how Yondu felt - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:04
And now I know how Yondu felt
It's called a Zune - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:15
It's called a Zune
This gross bug lady is my new friend - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:06
This gross bug lady is my new friend
You may not be mortal - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:41
You may not be mortal
Get out of the way - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:10
Get out of the way
We're saving the galaxy - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:14
We're saving the galaxy
Does anybody have any tape out there - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:07
Does anybody have any tape out there
What are you gonna do with your share - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:03
What are you gonna do with your share
There are two types of beings in the universe - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:06
There are two types of beings in the universe
Sometimes that thing you're searching for your whole life - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:14
Sometimes that thing you're searching for your whole life
You shouldn't have killed my mom and squished my Walkman - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:06
You shouldn't have killed my mom and squished my Walkman
Welcome to the frickin' Guardians of the Galaxy - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:20
Welcome to the frickin' Guardians of the Galaxy
It's beautiful - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:19
It's beautiful
He may have been your father - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:06
He may have been your father
You look like Mary Poppins - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:12
You look like Mary Poppins
She had brain cancer so everyone thought she was delusional - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:35
She had brain cancer so everyone thought she was delusional
And she works layin' whiskey down - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:17
And she works layin' whiskey down
You know what they say - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:07
You know what they say
I promise you - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:23
I promise you
And she works layin' whiskey down - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:21
And she works layin' whiskey down
Those pools they remind me of a time - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:09
Those pools they remind me of a time
Guess I should be glad I was a skinny kid - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:20
Guess I should be glad I was a skinny kid
That ain't it - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:34
That ain't it
We need to find Peter now and get off this damn planet - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:28
We need to find Peter now and get off this damn planet
What about this little plant Can I smash it with a rock - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:10
What about this little plant Can I smash it with a rock
Whoa Whoa - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:10
Whoa Whoa
New plan We're killing you first - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:13
New plan We're killing you first
You're smiling And for a second I got a warm feeling - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:07
You're smiling And for a second I got a warm feeling
I call it the Expansion - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:34
I call it the Expansion
Doesn't eternity get boring - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:08
Doesn't eternity get boring
Don't screw with the Sovereign - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:05
Don't screw with the Sovereign
I was a Kree battle slave for 20 years when Stakar freed me - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:36
I was a Kree battle slave for 20 years when Stakar freed me
We need to get off this planet - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:04
We need to get off this planet
Who is this - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:22
Who is this
I assure you - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:08
I assure you
Hey twig - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:37
Hey twig
Either one of you could have gotten us through that field - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:14
Either one of you could have gotten us through that field
That Priestess offered us a million - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:07
That Priestess offered us a million
I thought your thing was a sword - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:14
I thought your thing was a sword
There's no unspoken thing - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:03
There's no unspoken thing
Soon Peter we will be all there is - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:09
Soon Peter we will be all there is
You're the one what killed those men - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:23
You're the one what killed those men
Rocket look at me Where is he - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:34
Rocket look at me Where is he
I was cybernetically engineered to pilot a spacecraft - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:08
I was cybernetically engineered to pilot a spacecraft
You just need to find a woman who is pathetic like you - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:05
You just need to find a woman who is pathetic like you
It's a day for dumbass names - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:04
It's a day for dumbass names
My nipples hurt Oh goodness me - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:05
My nipples hurt Oh goodness me
I'm hungry Hand me some of that yaro root - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:08
I'm hungry Hand me some of that yaro root
Drax why aren't you wearing one of Rocket's aero rigs - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:11
Drax why aren't you wearing one of Rocket's aero rigs
Ugh dude - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:27
Ugh dude
What was that story you told me about Zardu Hasselfrau - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:18
What was that story you told me about Zardu Hasselfrau
What is your goal here To get everybody to hate you - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:09
What is your goal here To get everybody to hate you
Nebula - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:32
Nebula
If you think - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:15
If you think
You will always be my sister - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:04
You will always be my sister
Every citizen is born exactly as designed by the community - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:27
Every citizen is born exactly as designed by the community
Who in the hell do you think you are - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:05
Who in the hell do you think you are
I'm sorry - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:07
I'm sorry
I win I bested you in combat - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:35
I win I bested you in combat
Hey fellas - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:14
Hey fellas
You own a planet and can destroy two dozen spaceships without a suit - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:13
You own a planet and can destroy two dozen spaceships...
He didn't let us down after all Captain - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:26
He didn't let us down after all Captain
You know they told me you people were conceited douchebags - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:18
You know they told me you people were conceited douchebags
This is gonna hurt - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:05
This is gonna hurt
It ain't healthy for a mammalian body to hop more than 50 jumps at a time - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:10
It ain't healthy for a mammalian body to hop more than 50...
What was your second choice - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:06
What was your second choice
You killed my mother - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:30
You killed my mother
You can fool yourself and everyone else but you can't fool me - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:35
You can fool yourself and everyone else but you can't fool...
You know it's a shame - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:22
You know it's a shame
What are they called again - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:10
What are they called again
This is weird - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:14
This is weird
I told you something didn't feel right - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:13
I told you something didn't feel right
Touch me and the only thing you're gonna feel is a broken jaw - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:06
Touch me and the only thing you're gonna feel is a broken...
Captain - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:11
Captain
You can go to hell then - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:22
You can go to hell then
The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:32
The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside
Oh man - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:09
Oh man
What if this man is your Hasselhoff - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:05
What if this man is your Hasselhoff
I didn't mean to do a mutiny - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:08
I didn't mean to do a mutiny
Do you know why I did it Star Munch Hmm - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:36
Do you know why I did it Star Munch Hmm
I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:08
I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right
You put your turd in my bed I shave you - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:12
You put your turd in my bed I shave you
No I don't - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:25
No I don't
I told Gamora - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:35
I told Gamora
How did you get to this weird dumb planet - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:37
How did you get to this weird dumb planet
He's our friend All any of you do - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:10
He's our friend All any of you do
I'm sorry I am so sorry - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:25
I'm sorry I am so sorry
I don't use my head to fly the arrow boy - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:09
I don't use my head to fly the arrow boy
You people have issues - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:09
You people have issues
And so are you - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:16
And so are you
Stop Listen to me - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:14
Stop Listen to me
You like a professional asshole or what - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:06
You like a professional asshole or what
In these times of hardship - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:12
In these times of hardship
All right first you flick this switch then this switch - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:35
All right first you flick this switch then this switch
What I imagined biological life to be like - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:36
What I imagined biological life to be like
And now I know how Yondu felt - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:04
And now I know how Yondu felt
This gross bug lady is my new friend - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:04
This gross bug lady is my new friend
Well you may not be mortal but me - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:36
Well you may not be mortal but me
What is it - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:06
What is it
Groot get out of the way You're gonna get hurt - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:04
Groot get out of the way You're gonna get hurt
So we're saving the galaxy again - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:12
So we're saving the galaxy again
Drax do you have any tape - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:36
Drax do you have any tape
What are you gonna do with your share - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:34
What are you gonna do with your share
There are two types of beings in the universe - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:06
There are two types of beings in the universe
I am Groot - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:14
I am Groot
He may have been your father boy - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:06
He may have been your father boy
You look like Mary Poppins - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:12
You look like Mary Poppins
You're a fine girl - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:39
You're a fine girl
There's a prototype fin - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 02:58
There's a prototype fin
I was a Kree battle slave for twenty years when Stakar freed me - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:23
I was a Kree battle slave for twenty years when Stakar freed...
I hired Yondu to pick you up after your mother passed away - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 02:05
I hired Yondu to pick you up after your mother passed away
What are you doing - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:25
What are you doing
We need to talk - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:25
We need to talk
That's not what I - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:25
That's not what I
Because you're weak - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:40
Because you're weak
David Hasselhoff - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:43
David Hasselhoff
What did you do to me - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:11
What did you do to me
I take pleasure - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:15
I take pleasure
You don't have to believe in yourself - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:20
You don't have to believe in yourself
Is the next step in our evolution - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:30
Is the next step in our evolution
Anulax batteries - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:27
Anulax batteries
You said you loved my mother - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 02:10
You said you loved my mother
If I touch someone - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:18
If I touch someone
The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:10
The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside
It's beautiful - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:16
It's beautiful
Instead of returning you - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 02:10
Instead of returning you
I'm sorry - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:00
I'm sorry
I'm hungry - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:22
I'm hungry
I use my heart - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:17
I use my heart
I thought your thing was a sword - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:58
I thought your thing was a sword
I promise you - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:42
I promise you
You're right - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:27
You're right
I can't believe I fell in love with a spaceman - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:16
I can't believe I fell in love with a spaceman
I am Groot - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:27
I am Groot
He's a singer and actor from Earth - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 02:19
He's a singer and actor from Earth
He didn't chase them away - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:33
He didn't chase them away
Get over it - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:09
Get over it
Ego will have won him to his side by now - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:00
Ego will have won him to his side by now
Down there - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:09
Down there
Disgusting - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:33
Disgusting
Can we put the bickering on hold until  after  we survive this massive space battle - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:24
Can we put the bickering on hold until after we survive...
As a child - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 02:18
As a child
A favorite of your mom's - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:44
A favorite of your mom's
You can fool yourself and everyone else - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 02:34
You can fool yourself and everyone else
Yondu Odonta - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:31
Yondu Odonta
Who is this - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:39
Who is this
Where's Peter - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:42
Where's Peter
What is it - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:24
What is it
This is weird - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:53
This is weird
She works layin' whiskey down - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:26
She works layin' whiskey down
Sexual  love - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:54
Sexual love
Out of the way - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:14
Out of the way
My nipples - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:09
My nipples
Listen to me - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:28
Listen to me

Cast

Peter Quill - Chris Pratt
Gamora - Zoe Saldana
Baby Groot - Vin Diesel
Nebula - Karen Gillan
Stakar Ogord - Sylvester Stallone
Taserface - Chris Sullivan
Kraglin - Sean Gunn
Meredith Quill - Laura Haddock
Young Ego Facial Reference - Aaron Schwartz
Sovereign Chambermaid (as Hannah Gottesman) - Hannah Harlow
Sovereign Pilot - Hilty Bowen
Sovereign Admiral - Ben Browder
Zylak - Alex Klein
Zylak's Frenemy - Luke Cook
Retch - Evan Jones
Oblo - Joe Fria
Halfnut - Jimmy Urine
Huhtar - Blondy Baruti
'Down There!' - Richard Christy
Unseen Ravager (voice) - Rob Zombie
Robot Courtesan - Sierra Love
Robot Courtesan - Kendra Carelli
Robot Courtesan - Milynn Sarley
Howard the Duck - Seth Green
Howard's Date (as Molly Quinn) - Molly C. Quinn
Sneeper Madame - Rhoda Griffis
Watcher Informant - Stan Lee
The Form of David Hasselhoff - David Hasselhoff
Officer Fitzgibbon - Mac Wells
Weird Old Man - James Gunn Sr.
Weird Old Man's Mistress - Leota Gunn
Easik Mother (as Elizabeth Ludlow) - Elizabeth Faith Ludlow
Young Peter Quill - Wyatt Oleff
Grandpa Quill - Gregg Henry
Grandpa Quill's Friend - Damita Jane Howard
Charlie-27 - Ving Rhames
Aleta Ogord - Michelle Yeoh
Shran - Ravager - John Jacob Anderson
Kree Monk - Donny Carrington
Lovebot - Nea Dune
Humanoid Ravager - Duke Edson
Ravager - Kevin Galbraith
Blue Ravager - Elan Gale
Sovereign Leader - Fred Galle
Pedestrian Runner - Tahseen Ghauri
Grandmaster - Jeff Goldblum
1980 Dairy Queen Employee - Joe Heath
Ravager - Rodney L. James
Ravager - Don Johnson
Humanoid Ravager - Michael Koske
Fleeing Pedestrian - Andrew S. McMillan
Aakon Ravager - Donald K. Overstreet
Krylorian - My'Chyl Purr
Ego Wife #1 - Kimberly Rayman
Sovereign Guard - Sebastian Siegel
Weak Ravager - Jason Speer
Ravager Humanoid - Eddie Terrill
Humanoid Ravager - Josh Tipis
Ravager #7 - Stephen Vining
Ravenger - Chad J. Wagner
Sneeper Ravager - Kent Wagner
Huge Guard of the Sovereign Nation - Jason Williams
Fighter Pilot - Bo Yokely
Robot Courtesan - Cheyanna Lavon Zubas
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