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"Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2" quotes

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 poster
The Guardians must fight to keep their newfound family together as they unravel the mysteries of Peter Quill's true parentage.

Director: James Gunn
Writer: James Gunn, Dan Abnett, Andy Lanning
Production: N/A
Year: 2017
MetaScore: 67/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $389,813,101
Released: 05 May 2017
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 15 wins & 59 nominations total
You look like Mary Poppins - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:12 You look like Mary Poppins He may have been your father boy - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:06 He may have been your father boy You shouldn't have killed my mom and squished my Walkman - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:06 You shouldn't have killed my mom and squished my... You said you loved my mother - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:28 You said you loved my mother You put your turd in my bed I shave you - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:12 You put your turd in my bed I shave you You people have issues - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:09 You people have issues You like a professional asshole or what - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:06 You like a professional asshole or what You can go to hell then - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:22 You can go to hell then What was your second choice - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:06 What was your second choice What - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:21 What What is it - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:06 What is it What if this man is your Hasselhoff - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:05 What if this man is your Hasselhoff What do you mean - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 02:20 What do you mean Well you may not be mortal but me - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:05 Well you may not be mortal but me This is weird - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:14 This is weird This gross bug lady is my new friend - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:04 This gross bug lady is my new friend There are two types of beings in the universe - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:06 There are two types of beings in the universe The crabby puppy is so cute He makes me wanna die - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:06 The crabby puppy is so cute He makes me wanna die The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:51 The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the... Stop Listen to me - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:14 Stop Listen to me Sometimes that thing you're searching for your whole life - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:11 Sometimes that thing you're searching for your whole... So we're saving the galaxy again - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:12 So we're saving the galaxy again Ow My nipples - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:03 Ow My nipples Oh man - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:45 Oh man Oh my God - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:37 Oh my God Now there's a way - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 02:12 Now there's a way Mantis look out - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:04 Mantis look out It's beautiful - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:14 It's beautiful In these times of hardship - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:12 In these times of hardship I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:08 I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right I'm sorry I am so sorry - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:25 I'm sorry I am so sorry If I touch someone I can feel their feelings - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:03 If I touch someone I can feel their feelings I told Gamora - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:10 I told Gamora I don't use my head to fly the arrow boy - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:09 I don't use my head to fly the arrow boy I didn't mean to do a mutiny - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:08 I didn't mean to do a mutiny I desired - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:59 I desired I assure you - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:32 I assure you I am Groot - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:04 I am Groot I am Groot - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:14 I am Groot High Priestess the Council is waiting - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:43 High Priestess the Council is waiting He's our friend All any of you do - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:10 He's our friend All any of you do He did not - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:45 He did not Does anybody have any tape out there - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 02:20 Does anybody have any tape out there Captain - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:11 Captain And now I know how Yondu felt - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:04 And now I know how Yondu felt All right first you flick this switch then this switch - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:47 All right first you flick this switch then this switch You're scum - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:22 You're scum You will always be my sister - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:04 You will always be my sister You suck Zylak - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:03 You suck Zylak You own a planet and can destroy two dozen spaceships without a suit - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:17 You own a planet and can destroy two dozen spaceships... You know they told me you people were conceited douchebags - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:18 You know they told me you people were conceited douchebags You just need to find a woman who is pathetic like you - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:05 You just need to find a woman who is pathetic like you Yes I have single handedly - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:07 Yes I have single handedly Who in the hell do you think you are - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:05 Who in the hell do you think you are What is your goal here To get everybody to hate you - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:09 What is your goal here To get everybody to hate you What was that story you told me about Zardu Hasselfrau - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:18 What was that story you told me about Zardu Hasselfrau What - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:32 What What did she do to me - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:06 What did she do to me Ugh dude - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:27 Ugh dude Those pools they remind me of a time - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:15 Those pools they remind me of a time This is gonna hurt - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:05 This is gonna hurt There's no unspoken thing - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:03 There's no unspoken thing That Priestess offered us a million - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:07 That Priestess offered us a million Soon Peter we will be all there is - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:09 Soon Peter we will be all there is Showtime a holes - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:04 Showtime a holes Out of the way dumber smaller Groot - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:04 Out of the way dumber smaller Groot Nebula - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:32 Nebula My nipples hurt Oh goodness me - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:05 My nipples hurt Oh goodness me It's a day for dumbass names - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:04 It's a day for dumbass names It ain't healthy for a mammalian body to hop more than 50 jumps at a time - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:10 It ain't healthy for a mammalian body to hop more than... I'm sorry - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:07 I'm sorry I'm hungry Hand me some of that yaro root - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:09 I'm hungry Hand me some of that yaro root If you think - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:15 If you think I win - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:50 I win I can't believe I fell in love with a spaceman - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:05 I can't believe I fell in love with a spaceman I am - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:25 I am I ain't done nothin' right my whole damn life rat - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:11 I ain't done nothin' right my whole damn life rat I am Groot Uh huh - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 I am Groot Uh huh Hey there jackass - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:04 Hey there jackass

Cast

Peter Quill - Chris Pratt
Gamora - Zoe Saldana
Baby Groot - Vin Diesel