Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 quotes

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After saving Xandar from Ronan's wrath, the Guardians are now recognized as heroes. Now the team must help their leader Star Lord (Chris Pratt) uncover the truth behind his true heritage. Along the way, old foes turn to allies and betrayal is blooming. And the Guardians find that they are up against a devastating new menace who is out to rule the galaxy.

Director: James Gunn
Writer: James Gunn, Dan Abnett (based on the Marvel comics by), Andy Lanning (based on the Marvel comics by), Steve Englehart (Star-Lord created by), Steve Gan (Star-Lord created by), Jim Starlin (Gamora and Drax created by), Stan Lee (Groot created by), Larry Lieber (Groot created by), Jack Kirby (Groot created by), Bill Mantlo (Rocket Raccoon created by), Keith Giffen (Rocket Raccoon created by), Steve Gerber (Howard the Duck created by), Val Mayerik (Howard the Duck created by)
Production: Marvel Studios, Walt Disney Pictures
Year: 2017
MetaScore: 67/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $389,813,101
Released: 05 May 2017
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 15 wins & 57 nominations.


135 Clips & Quotes

You look like Mary Poppins - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:16 You look like Mary Poppins I am Groot - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:27 I am Groot It's beautiful - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:16 It's beautiful There are two types of beings in the universe - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:24 There are two types of beings in the universe Does anybody have any tape out there - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 02:09 Does anybody have any tape out there As a child - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 02:18 As a child Get out of the way - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:15 Get out of the way You may not be mortal - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:35 You may not be mortal We're saving the galaxy - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:28 We're saving the galaxy What is it - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:24 What is it You're right - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:27 You're right And now I know how Yondu felt - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:13 And now I know how Yondu felt I created what I imagined biological life to be like - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:27 I created what I imagined biological life to be like I'm sorry - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:00 I'm sorry Listen to me - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:28 Listen to me In times of hardship - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:11 In times of hardship First you flick this switch - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:34 First you flick this switch He's a singer and actor from Earth - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 02:19 He's a singer and actor from Earth You like a professional asshole or what - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:19 You like a professional asshole or what This gross bug lady is my new friend - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:14 This gross bug lady is my new friend I use my heart - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:17 I use my heart Do you know why I did it - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:26 Do you know why I did it Sexual  love - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:54 Sexual love Ego found me in my larva state - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:35 Ego found me in my larva state My nipples - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:09 My nipples The crabby puppy is so cute - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:17 The crabby puppy is so cute I didn't mean to do a mutiny - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:18 I didn't mean to do a mutiny You put your turd in my bed - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:25 You put your turd in my bed I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:21 I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right What is he doing - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:10 What is he doing You can go to hell - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:16 You can go to hell Before I was so rudely interrupted - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:20 Before I was so rudely interrupted What if this man  is  your Hasselhoff - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:15 What if this man is your Hasselhoff This is weird - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:53 This is weird Remember that Ayesha chick - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:16 Remember that Ayesha chick You can fool yourself and everyone else - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 02:34 You can fool yourself and everyone else Is the next step in our evolution - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:30 Is the next step in our evolution What was your second choice - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:13 What was your second choice They told me you people were conceited douchebags - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:36 They told me you people were conceited douchebags What are they called again - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:27 What are they called again Where you going - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:29 Where you going Can we put the bickering on hold until  after  we survive this massive space battle - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:24 Can we put the bickering on hold until after we survive... You own a planet and can destroy two dozen spaceships without a suit - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:31 You own a planet and can destroy two dozen spaceships... Yondu Odonta - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:31 Yondu Odonta He didn't chase them away - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:33 He didn't chase them away Just who the hell do you think you are - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:15 Just who the hell do you think you are I bested you in combat - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:45 I bested you in combat What is your goal here - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:21 What is your goal here I can't believe I fell in love with a spaceman - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:16 I can't believe I fell in love with a spaceman You will always be my sister - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:13 You will always be my sister My nipples hurt - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:10 My nipples hurt I was a child like you - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:06 I was a child like you There's no unspoken thing - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:12 There's no unspoken thing Disgusting - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:33 Disgusting I'm hungry - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:22 I'm hungry We need to get off this planet - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:13 We need to get off this planet You're the one what killed those men - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:40 You're the one what killed those men Doesn't eternity get boring - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:23 Doesn't eternity get boring Why aren't you wearing one of Rocket's Aero Rigs - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:22 Why aren't you wearing one of Rocket's Aero Rigs I was cybernetically engineered to pilot a spacecraft - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:28 I was cybernetically engineered to pilot a spacecraft Get over it - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:09 Get over it We're killing you first - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:36 We're killing you first Instead of returning you - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 02:10 Instead of returning you I thought your thing was a sword - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:58 I thought your thing was a sword That Priestess offered us a million - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:21 That Priestess offered us a million Who is this - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:39 Who is this She works layin' whiskey down - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:26 She works layin' whiskey down A favorite of your mom's - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:44 A favorite of your mom's You know what they say - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:20 You know what they say What about this little plant - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:28 What about this little plant Either one of you could have gotten us through that field - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:53 Either one of you could have gotten us through that field Where's Peter - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:42 Where's Peter I promise you - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:42 I promise you Down there - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:09 Down there Ego will have won him to his side by now - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:00 Ego will have won him to his side by now He may have been your father - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:18 He may have been your father You people have issues - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:22 You people have issues You're not friends - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:19 You're not friends If I touch someone - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:18 If I touch someone The Expansion - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 02:18 The Expansion It's a shame that it took the tragedy of losing Yondu to bring us all together again - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:46 It's a shame that it took the tragedy of losing Yondu to... You don't have to believe in yourself - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:20 You don't have to believe in yourself This is gonna hurt - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:11 This is gonna hurt It ain't healthy for a mammalian body to hop more than 50 jumps at a time - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:26 It ain't healthy for a mammalian body to hop more than 50... Every citizen is born exactly as designed by the community - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:11 Every citizen is born exactly as designed by the community If you think - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:23 If you think What did you do to me - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:11 What did you do to me What was that story you told me about Zardu Hasselfrau - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:43 What was that story you told me about Zardu Hasselfrau It's a day for dumbass names - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:13 It's a day for dumbass names You just need to find a woman who is pathetic - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:16 You just need to find a woman who is pathetic We will be all there is - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:16 We will be all there is Don't screw with the Sovereign - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:13 Don't screw with the Sovereign I assure you - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:27 I assure you What are you doing - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:25 What are you doing And stupid - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:30 And stupid You're smiling - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:28 You're smiling There's a girl in this harbor town - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:39 There's a girl in this harbor town What did they do to you - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 03:14 What did they do to you Welcome to the frickin' Guardians of the Galaxy - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:23 Welcome to the frickin' Guardians of the Galaxy What are you gonna do with your share - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 02:05 What are you gonna do with your share Not just himself - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:21 Not just himself It's called a Zune - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:21 It's called a Zune What's so wrong with that - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:19 What's so wrong with that I don't use my head to fly the arrow - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:14 I don't use my head to fly the arrow I told Gamora how when I was a kid I used to pretend David Hasselhoff was my dad - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 02:17 I told Gamora how when I was a kid I used to pretend David... I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:52 I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning She just told everyone you deepest - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:45 She just told everyone you deepest The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:10 The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside We've got a Sovereign fleet approaching from the rear - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:51 We've got a Sovereign fleet approaching from the rear You said you loved my mother - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 02:10 You said you loved my mother But you can't fool me - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 02:23 But you can't fool me Anulax batteries - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:27 Anulax batteries He didn't let us down after all - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:19 He didn't let us down after all I can only afford to lose one friend today - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:16 I can only afford to lose one friend today You've gotta clean up your room - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:44 You've gotta clean up your room I take pleasure - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:15 I take pleasure David Hasselhoff - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:43 David Hasselhoff She was like you - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:28 She was like you Hand me some of that yaro root - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:17 Hand me some of that yaro root Because you're weak - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:40 Because you're weak That's not what I - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:25 That's not what I We need to talk - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:25 We need to talk Swords were your thing and guns were mine - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:58 Swords were your thing and guns were mine I'm not leaving without him - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:21 I'm not leaving without him I hired Yondu to pick you up after your mother passed away - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 02:05 I hired Yondu to pick you up after your mother passed away I am sending you the coordinates for Yondu's ship - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:36 I am sending you the coordinates for Yondu's ship I was a Kree battle slave for twenty years when Stakar freed me - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:23 I was a Kree battle slave for twenty years when Stakar freed... There's a prototype fin - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 02:58 There's a prototype fin I call it the Expansion - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:01 I call it the Expansion We need to find Peter now and get off this damn planet - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:53 We need to find Peter now and get off this damn planet What a good wife you would be - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:26 What a good wife you would be Guess I should be glad I was a skinny kid - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 01:07 Guess I should be glad I was a skinny kid It's unlike any other place you've ever seen - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:40 It's unlike any other place you've ever seen You're a fine girl - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 00:39 You're a fine girl My mother told everyone my father was from the stars - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol  2 02:40 My mother told everyone my father was from the stars

Cast

Peter Quill - Chris Pratt
Gamora - Zoe Saldana
Baby Groot - Vin Diesel
Nebula - Karen Gillan
Stakar Ogord - Sylvester Stallone
Taserface - Chris Sullivan
Kraglin - Sean Gunn
Meredith Quill - Laura Haddock
Young Ego Facial Reference - Aaron Schwartz
Sovereign Chambermaid (as Hannah Gottesman) - Hannah Harlow
Sovereign Pilot - Hilty Bowen
Sovereign Admiral - Ben Browder
Zylak - Alex Klein
Zylak's Frenemy - Luke Cook
Retch - Evan Jones
Oblo - Joe Fria
Halfnut - Jimmy Urine
Huhtar - Blondy Baruti
'Down There!' - Richard Christy
Unseen Ravager (voice) - Rob Zombie
Robot Courtesan - Sierra Love
Robot Courtesan - Kendra Carelli
Robot Courtesan - Milynn Sarley
Howard the Duck - Seth Green
Howard's Date (as Molly Quinn) - Molly C. Quinn
Sneeper Madame - Rhoda Griffis
Watcher Informant - Stan Lee
The Form of David Hasselhoff - David Hasselhoff
Officer Fitzgibbon - Mac Wells
Weird Old Man - James Gunn Sr.
Weird Old Man's Mistress - Leota Gunn
Easik Mother (as Elizabeth Ludlow) - Elizabeth Faith Ludlow
Young Peter Quill - Wyatt Oleff
Grandpa Quill - Gregg Henry
Grandpa Quill's Friend - Damita Jane Howard
Charlie-27 - Ving Rhames
Aleta Ogord - Michelle Yeoh
Shran - Ravager - John Jacob Anderson
Kree Monk - Donny Carrington
Lovebot - Nea Dune
Humanoid Ravager - Duke Edson
Ravager - Kevin Galbraith
Blue Ravager - Elan Gale
Sovereign Leader - Fred Galle
Pedestrian Runner - Tahseen Ghauri
Grandmaster - Jeff Goldblum
1980 Dairy Queen Employee - Joe Heath
Ravager - Rodney L. James
Ravager - Don Johnson
Humanoid Ravager - Michael Koske
Fleeing Pedestrian - Andrew S. McMillan
Aakon Ravager - Donald K. Overstreet
Krylorian - My'Chyl Purr
Ego Wife #1 - Kimberly Rayman
Sovereign Guard - Sebastian Siegel
Weak Ravager - Jason Speer
Ravager Humanoid - Eddie Terrill
Humanoid Ravager - Josh Tipis
Ravager #7 - Stephen Vining
Ravenger - Chad J. Wagner
Sneeper Ravager - Kent Wagner
Huge Guard of the Sovereign Nation - Jason Williams
Fighter Pilot - Bo Yokely
Robot Courtesan - Cheyanna Lavon Zubas
Cosmo the Space Dog -