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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2

You were cybernetically engineered to be a douchebag!

Rocket:
I was cybernetically engineered to pilot a spacecraft.Peter Quill:You were cybernetically engineered to be a douchebag!

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I was cybernetically engineered to pilot a spacecraft
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You were cybernetically engineered to be a douchebag
Available in 8 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
712
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:47
Uploaded
Mar 19, 2026
Genres
adventure, action, science fiction
Production
Marvel Studios

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Movie Summary

The Guardians must fight to keep their newfound family together as they unravel the mysteries of Peter Quill's true parentage.

Actors

Bradley Cooper
Rocket
Bradley Cooper
Chris Pratt
Peter Quill
Chris Pratt
This guy just backed out of a deal on me. If there's one thing I hate, - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:08
This guy just backed out of a deal on me. If there's on...
And you're gonna be like, "What's this?" And it's gonna be because I put a turd in there! - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:05
And you're gonna be like, "What's this?"...
You put your turd in my bed I shave youOh it won't be my turdIt will be Drax'sI have famously huge turds - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:12
You put your turd in my bed I shave youOh it won't be...
People say it about me, all the time, - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:06
People say it about me, all the time,
Idiots - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:03
Idiots
Idiots! - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:17
Idiots!
Come on, Zylak. You can do this. - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:16
Come on, Zylak. You can do this.
Yes! 15 clicks to the jump! - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:11
Yes! 15 clicks to the jump!
Quit smiling, you idiot. You're supposed to be a professional. - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:05
Quit smiling, you idiot. You're supposed to be a profes...
10 clicks! - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:19
10 clicks!
Die spaceship - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:04
Die spaceship
You suck Zylak - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:03
You suck Zylak
You suck, Zylak. - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:09
You suck, Zylak.
Son of a... - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:06
Son of a...
Subject 89P13, drop your weapon. - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:05
Subject 89P13, drop your weapon.
Someone destroyed all our ships! - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:18
Someone destroyed all our ships!
By the authority of the Nova Corps, - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:04
By the authority of the Nova Corps,
Hey! If it isn't Star-Prince. - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:04
Hey! If it isn't Star-Prince.
- Star-Lord. - Sorry. "Lord." - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:08
- Star-Lord. - Sorry. "Lord."
Ronan is destroying Xandarian outposts throughout the galaxy. - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:05
Ronan is destroying Xandarian outposts throughout the galaxy...