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New plan We're killing you firstWell dying is certainly better than having to live an entire lifeas a moronic shitbag who thinks Taserface is a cool name
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2

Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life as a moronic shitbag...

Taserface:
New plan! We're killing you first!Rocket:Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life as a moronic shitbag who thinks 'Taserface' is a cool name

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New plan We're killing you first
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Well dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life
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as a moronic shitbag who thinks Taserface is a cool name
Available in 4 languages
Duration
13 seconds
Views
582
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:03
Uploaded
Jan 31, 2026
Genres
adventure, action, science fiction
Production
Marvel Studios

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Movie Summary

The Guardians must fight to keep their newfound family together as they unravel the mysteries of Peter Quill's true parentage.

Actors

Chris Sullivan
Taserface
Chris Sullivan
Bradley Cooper
Rocket
Bradley Cooper
Where yours is more, "Stab, stab. Those are my terms." - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:10
Where yours is more, "Stab, stab. Those are my terms.&q...
As a moronic shit bag who thinks Taserface is a cool name. - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:06
As a moronic shit bag who thinks Taserface is a cool name.
When Thanos took my home world, he killed my parents in front of me. - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:05
When Thanos took my home world, he killed my parents in fron...
He tortured me, turned me into a weapon. - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:05
He tortured me, turned me into a weapon.
When he said he was going to destroy an entire planet for Ronan, - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:08
When he said he was going to destroy an entire planet for Ro...
The Priestess wants to kill the fox herself. - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:06
The Priestess wants to kill the fox herself.
I assure youI am not as easy a mark as an old man without his magic stickor a talking woodland beast - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:08
I assure youI am not as easy a mark as an old man without...
I happened to have it on me, - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:05
I happened to have it on me,
You think them Kree is gonna execute the captain? - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:05
You think them Kree is gonna execute the captain?
Do? Nothing. You listen to it. Or you can dance. - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:05
Do? Nothing. You listen to it. Or you can dance.
The Kree consider themselves merciful. - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:06
The Kree consider themselves merciful.
I'm a warrior and an assassin. I do not dance. - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:06
I'm a warrior and an assassin. I do not dance.
Well, here it is. - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:05
Well, here it is.
On my planet, there's a legend about people like you. - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:05
On my planet, there's a legend about people like you.
What are you gonna do with your shareAs a child my father would have Gamora and mebattle one another in trainingEvery time my sister prevailedmy father would replace a piece of me with machineryclaiming he wanted me to be her equalBut she wonagain and - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:57
What are you gonna do with your shareAs a child my father...
As a child, my father would have Gamora and me battle one another in training. - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:06
As a child, my father would have Gamora and me battle one...
And in it, a great hero - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:13
And in it, a great hero
My father would replace a piece of me with machinery... - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:05
My father would replace a piece of me with machinery...
Again and again, and again, never once refraining. - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:07
Again and again, and again, never once refraining.
- That is cruel. - It's just a phrase - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 00:06
- That is cruel. - It's just a phrase