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What are you doing?

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2

What are you doing? I've been flying this rigsince I was 10 years old. I was...

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 • 2017

What are you doing? I've been flying this rigsince I was 10 years old. I was cybernetically engineeredto pilot a spacecraft. You were cybernetically engineeredto be a douchebag! Stop it. Later on tonight, you're gonna belaying down in your bed... and there's gonna be something squishyin your pillow case. And you're gonna be like, "What's this?" And it's gonna be becauseI put a turd in there! You put your turd in my bed,I shave you. Oh, it won't be my turd. It will be Drax's. I have famously huge turds. We're about to die,and this is what we're discussing? Son of a... Dude! Seriously! Hey! Let me

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What are you doing

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I've been flying this rig since I was 10 years old

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I was cybernetically engineered to pilot a spacecraft

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You were cybernetically engineered to be a douchebag

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Stop it

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Later on tonight you're gonna be laying down in your bed

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and there's gonna be something squishy in your pillow case

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And you're gonna be like What's this

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And it's gonna be because I put a turd in there

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You put your turd in my bed I shave you

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Oh it won't be my turd

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It will be Drax's

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I have famously huge turds

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We're about to die and this is what we're discussing

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Son of a

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Dude Seriously

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Hey Let me

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ماذا تفعل أحل ق بهذه المركبة منذ كنت بالـ 10 عمر ا

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هندسوني وراثي ا لقيادة مركبات الفضاء بل هندسوك وراثي ا لتكون وغد ا

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توقفا

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كويل لاحق ا الليلة ستستلقي على سريرك

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وستشعر بشيء طري في كيس وسادتك

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ستندهش قائل ا ما هذا وذلك سيكون لأن ي دسست فيه غائط ا

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إن دسست غائطك في سريري فسأحلق شعرك

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لن يكون غائطي بل غائط دراكس

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أشتهر بغائط ضخم موتنا وشيك وهذا ما نناقشنه

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سحق ا

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يا صاح جدي ا

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مهل ا دعني

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Tu fais quoi Je pilote depuis l'âge de 10 ans

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J'ai été programmé spécialement pour piloter

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Tu as été programmé pour emmerder le monde

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Arrêtez

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Ce soir dans ta couchette

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tu sentiras un truc mou dans ton oreiller

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Tu te demanderas c'est quoi

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Ce sera une crotte que j'y aurais mise

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Si tu y mets ta crotte je te rase

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Ce sera pas ma crotte

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Ce sera celle de Drax

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J'en fais de colossales

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On va mourir et vous parlez de ça

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Fils de

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Mec Sérieux

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Hé Laisse moi

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Was machst du

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Ich fliege die Kiste seit meinem 10 Lebensjahr

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Ich wurde kybernetisch konstruiert ein Raumschiff zu steuern

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Du wurdest kybernetisch konstruiert 'n Schwachkopf zu sein

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Hört auf

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Heute Nacht wirst du dich ins Bett legen

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und etwas Matschiges in deinem Kissen spüren

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Und du wirst dich fragen Was ist das

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Es wird ein fettes Häufchen sein

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Wenn du 'n Häufchen in mein Bett machst rasier' ich dich

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Das Häufchen wird nicht von mir sein

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Sondern von Drax

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Ich bin berühmt für meine Haufen

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Wir sterben gleich und worüber reden wir

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Du mieser

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Alter Ernsthaft

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Hey lass mich

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Apa yang kau lakukan

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Aku sudah terbangkan kapal ini sejak usia 10 tahun

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Aku dirancang khusus untuk menerbangkan kapal angkasa

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Kau dirancang khusus untuk mengacau

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Hentikan

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Malam ini kau akan berbaring di kasurmu

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dan akan ada sesuatu yang kenyal dari bantalmu

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Ekspresimu akan seperti Apa ini

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Itu karena kutaruh tinja di situ

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Jika kau taruh tinjamu di kasurku kucukur kau

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Bukan tinjaku

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Itu adalah tinjanya Drax

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Tinjaku terkenal

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Kita akan mati dan ini yang kita bahas

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Berengsek

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Bung Yang benar saja

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Biar aku yang

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なんだ

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俺は10歳の時からこれを運転した

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俺は宇宙船操縦士として作られたんだ

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うざい野郎に作られたんだろう

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いい加減にして

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クイル今夜寝る時に

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枕の中で何か今にもくずれそうになる

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何だこれはってことになる

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俺が入れておいた糞だ

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糞を入れたら毛を剃ってやる

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いや俺の糞じゃない

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ドラックスの糞だと思う

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俺の糞はとても太い

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全員が死ぬ羽目になってるのに何の議論をしてるの

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こんちくしょう

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まじめにやれ

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俺が

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Что ты делаешь

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Я летаю на этой посудине с 10 ти лет

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Меня кибернетически спроектировали быть пилотом

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Тебя кибернетически спроектировали быть идиотом

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Прекратите

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Вот ты сегодня вечером ляжешь в постель

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а у тебя под наволочкой что то мягкое

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И ты такой Что это

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А это я тебе туда какашку подложил

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Подложишь свою какашку мне в постель я тебя обрею

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Это будет не моя какашка

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а Дракса

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О размере моих молва ходит

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Нам смерть грозит а мы вот это обсуждаем

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Твою же ж

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Чувак Ну серьёзно

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Эй Дай мне

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Qué haces

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Vuelo esta nave desde que tenía diez años

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A mí me alteraron cibernéticamente para volar naves

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Te alteraron cibernéticamente para ser un tonto

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Basta

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Esta noche te acostarás en tu cama

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y habrá algo blando y húmedo sobre tu almohada

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Y pensarás Qué es esto

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Y pensará porque puse excremento ahí

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Si pones tu deposición en mi cama te afeito

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No será una deposición mía

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Será de Drax

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Mis deposiciones son famosas por ser grandes

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Estamos por morir y discutimos esto

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Hijo de

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Amigo En serio

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Duration

41 seconds

Views

112

Timestamp in Movie

00:17:43

Uploaded

Mar 19, 2026

Genres

adventure, action, science fiction

Production

Marvel Studios

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Movie Summary

The Guardians must fight to keep their newfound family together as they unravel the mysteries of Peter Quill's true parentage.