What are three things a black guy can't get? A black eye, a fat lip and a job. I tell ya...
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Simon Green:
[after telling black joke and family laughing]
What are three things a black guy can't get? A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
[laughing stops]
Howard Jones:
I tell ya I'm gonna kick that boy's ass!
Transcript
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What are three things that a black man can't get
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What is that he can't he get
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A black eye a fat lip and a job
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I tell you I'm going to kick this boy's ass
Clip duration: 20 seconds
Views: 358
Timestamp in movie: 00h 50m 39s
Uploaded: 28 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: A young woman, Theresa, brings her boyfriend, Simon, home to meet her parents and surprise them with the news of their engagement. Another surprise: Simon is white.
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Actors
00:09 Why don't black people like country music Why
00:10 Dad Theresa's boyfriend is white I know
00:09 Well who are you Wesley Thompson That's my cab
00:08 Your boyfriend You didn't tell me he was white
00:05 Did he say bump bump bump Yeah and it's Percy's...
00:19 Are you getting cold feet Simon No
00:23 Pigment challenged Did you tell them that I'm white
00:10 Listen I need you to get me into that nanotech IPO I want 10...
00:15 Next please Okay
00:24 No That's just it She's everything I'm not
00:08 I don't wanna hear you talking about sleeping with my...
00:18 I'm just showing Simon the house
00:09 You're acting like I cheated on you and I've never...
00:12 You don't hear me calling white folks honky and flat...
00:24 If you're gonna marry one of these women sometimes...
00:08 I wish Theresa would have told me you guys were black
00:37 Hi Reservation for Percy Jones
00:20 What are three things that a black man can't get