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Guest House

An newly engaged couple's buys their dream house but it comes with one small catch, a perennial party animal who lives in the guesthouse.

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Sam Macaroni

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- It can't be, this is like a palace.
- I think this is the place. - Guest House

- It can't be, this is like a palace. - I think this is...

No matter how much we love this place,
we got to keep our poker faces, okay? - Guest House

No matter how much we love this place, we got to keep our po...

- Shut up and take our money.
- I knew you'd like it. - Guest House

- Shut up and take our money. - I knew you'd like it.

Oh, holy shit, this kitchen! - Guest House

Oh, holy shit, this kitchen!

I mean, I wanna learn
how to make soufflés in this kitchen. - Guest House

I mean, I wanna learn how to make soufflés in this kitchen.

This coming from a man who can't even
microwave hot dogs in my apartment? - Guest House

This coming from a man who can't even microwave hot dog...

Impressed. So, what's the catch? - Guest House

Impressed. So, what's the catch?

It's one of the largest yards in the area, - Guest House

It's one of the largest yards in the area,

Does every one of your scenarios
involve me being naked? - Guest House

Does every one of your scenarios involve me being naked?

I texted you, faxed you, dm'd you.
I hit you up on MySpace! - Guest House

I texted you, faxed you, dm'd you. I hit you up on MySp...

Well, you know I don't check my social
media platforms or my text messages - Guest House

Well, you know I don't check my social media platforms ...

Oh, but somehow you managed
to respond with a dick pic. - Guest House

Oh, but somehow you managed to respond with a dick pic.

Okay, it's a smaller version
of the big house, - Guest House

Okay, it's a smaller version of the big house,

Are you guys really thinking
about buying this place, - Guest House

Are you guys really thinking about buying this place,

It's Peruvian, just came in from El chapo. - Guest House

It's Peruvian, just came in from El chapo.

Well, that sounds awesome,
it really does, - Guest House

Well, that sounds awesome, it really does,

I just don't feel comfortable allowing
some weirdo - Guest House

I just don't feel comfortable allowing some weirdo

I don't know. I mean, he's, like,
an entrepreneur collector guy. - Guest House

I don't know. I mean, he's, like, an entrepreneur ...

A frugal one? I don't know, I mean, - Guest House

A frugal one? I don't know, I mean,

I wanna just lay down. I wanna be home. - Guest House

I wanna just lay down. I wanna be home.

And just say, "we live here now,
we're not going anywhere." - Guest House

And just say, "we live here now, we're not going a...

Promise me he'll be out soon.
That guy gives off weird vibes. - Guest House

Promise me he'll be out soon. That guy gives off weird ...

- I'm serious, babe.
- I-I'm serious. I promise. - Guest House

- I'm serious, babe. - I-I'm serious. I promise.

As soon as we get settled in here,
I will march right out there, - Guest House

As soon as we get settled in here, I will march right out th...

Cupboards are empty, groceries are gone.
Even the gluten-free cookies are gone. - Guest House

Cupboards are empty, groceries are gone. Even the gluten-fre...

So, I thought
that you deserved to be rewarded, - Guest House

So, I thought that you deserved to be rewarded,

I thought we could do
anything that you wanted. - Guest House

I thought we could do anything that you wanted.

You're acting like dude, but it's you,
but it's you doing that voice... - Guest House

You're acting like dude, but it's you, but it'...

It's where you,
like, drink a tea from a root, - Guest House

It's where you, like, drink a tea from a root,

Fuck! Oh, shit! - Guest House

Fuck! Oh, shit!

Fuck! Or anything, I'll help you out, - Guest House

Fuck! Or anything, I'll help you out,

Yeah, well, you tell Sarah when it comes
to tenant's rights in California? - Guest House

Yeah, well, you tell Sarah when it comes to tenant's ri...

Guess what I am, bro? Huh? - Guest House

Guess what I am, bro? Huh?

You know, a few years ago,
we totally would have been friends. - Guest House

You know, a few years ago, we totally would have been friend...

Like, in college I was a full-on wild man. - Guest House

Like, in college I was a full-on wild man.

Not regular high, but like really high. - Guest House

Not regular high, but like really high.

C'mon... let's go. - Guest House

C'mon... let's go.

- I'm not gay.
- I'm not gay. - Guest House

- I'm not gay. - I'm not gay.

Dude, of all the pipes
you got in this place, - Guest House

Dude, of all the pipes you got in this place,

Okay? If you can suck
on Randy cockfield's dick pipe, - Guest House

Okay? If you can suck on Randy cockfield's dick pipe,

Oh, my god! Whoa! - Guest House

Oh, my god! Whoa!

Dude, I'm totally gonna sneak in here
all the time and smoke that dick! - Guest House

Dude, I'm totally gonna sneak in here all the time and ...

- I underestimated you. For real.
- Oh, yeah. Thank you, man. - Guest House

- I underestimated you. For real. - Oh, yeah. Thank you, man...

Yeah, mixing and matching the drugs - Guest House

Yeah, mixing and matching the drugs

Dude, your fucking head is gonna spin
when you see this shit. - Guest House

Dude, your fucking head is gonna spin when you see this shit...

It is a synthetic drug that will alter
your state of mind. - Guest House

It is a synthetic drug that will alter your state of mind.

- Extreme delirium.
- Raising body temperature - Guest House

- Extreme delirium. - Raising body temperature

You can't do that in my house, man.
That's... that's bad. - Guest House

You can't do that in my house, man. That's... that...

Dude, no. It's a no, man.
I mean, I don't want that on my property. - Guest House

Dude, no. It's a no, man. I mean, I don't want tha...

Yeah, I'll spatch,
you fucking pathetic, crusty fuck. - Guest House

Yeah, I'll spatch, you fucking pathetic, crusty fuck.

Maybe we can stop by the hardware store
and get some lights for the gazebo. - Guest House

Maybe we can stop by the hardware store and get some lights ...

Yeah, that'd be...
Yeah, that'd be... mm... great. - Guest House

Yeah, that'd be... Yeah, that'd be... mm... great.

Look, Blake, I ask you to go out there
and do one thing, - Guest House

Look, Blake, I ask you to go out there and do one thing,

You know, teaching
48 second graders a day isn't easy. - Guest House

You know, teaching 48 second graders a day isn't easy.

Do you really? Because while you go off
to your skateboarding job every day - Guest House

Do you really? Because while you go off to your skateboardin...

I mean, I haven't, like, smoked anything
in, like, a long time. - Guest House

I mean, I haven't, like, smoked anything in, like, a lo...

Good. Then maybe the two of you
should take a little break. - Guest House

Good. Then maybe the two of you should take a little break.

- I don't... I don't know what to do, I...
- Sweetheart... - Guest House

- I don't... I don't know what to do, I... - Sweet...

If you are certain that you love this boy, - Guest House

If you are certain that you love this boy,

Got it. I... I gotta...
I gotta go work this out. - Guest House

Got it. I... I gotta... I gotta go work this out.

- No, that's... yeah. I...
- No problem. - Guest House

- No, that's... yeah. I... - No problem.

Fire in the fucking hole!
Oh, shit! - Guest House

Fire in the fucking hole! Oh, shit!

I am not stoked to admit this, dude,
but we should tone it down on the turbo. - Guest House

I am not stoked to admit this, dude, but we should tone it d...

We just released that promotional video
for the skateware line, and it's trending. - Guest House

We just released that promotional video for the skateware li...

And now you're exactly
seven weeks out - Guest House

And now you're exactly seven weeks out

You know I've enjoyed this time to be
intimate with my people, right? - Guest House

You know I've enjoyed this time to be intimate with my ...

You know this, I'm not mister, - Guest House

You know this, I'm not mister,

Zero real teeth and more fuckin metal
than you can shake a dick at. - Guest House

Zero real teeth and more fuckin metal than you can shake a d...

Yol - Guest House

Sar-bear, I love you, - Guest House

Sar-bear, I love you,

Like, more like mine,
where I have this job - Guest House

Like, more like mine, where I have this job

- And I know he's the one.
- You know? - Guest House

- And I know he's the one. - You know?

You know. Just like in college,
when you knew that you didn't like girls. - Guest House

You know. Just like in college, when you knew that you didn&...

If Blake heard you, he would never stop
hounding me for a threesome. - Guest House

If Blake heard you, he would never stop hounding me for a th...

Hey, skippy. What's up, boy? - Guest House

Hey, skippy. What's up, boy?

Meow. Me... Jesus! - Guest House

Meow. Me... Jesus!

That's not a... fucking cat. Blake! - Guest House

That's not a... fucking cat. Blake!

Uh, I don't... I don't think
that we can do that. - Guest House

Uh, I don't... I don't think that we can do that.

- Yeah? Come on.
- Know if I should. - Guest House

- Yeah? Come on. - Know if I should.

I'm still super fun, I just, you know,
I'm serious with Sarah, and, you know... - Guest House

I'm still super fun, I just, you know, I'm serious...

You know... hey, hey, hey,
let's just pause this, - Guest House

You know... hey, hey, hey, let's just pause this,

Whoa! What the fuck are you doing? - Guest House

Whoa! What the fuck are you doing?

Bro-man, dude.
You have a woman now. - Guest House

Bro-man, dude. You have a woman now.

I mean, the Randy situation is horrible, - Guest House

I mean, the Randy situation is horrible,

And... I want to marry you. - Guest House

And... I want to marry you.

L, um, don't actually have a ring,
but I could do that. - Guest House

L, um, don't actually have a ring, but I could do that.

No, I'm not joking. I'm so serious. - Guest House

No, I'm not joking. I'm so serious.

- You're like for real, real?
- Yeah. - Guest House

- You're like for real, real? - Yeah.

What better way to christen it? - Guest House

What better way to christen it?

- Don't have a cap opener.
- There is no chance - Guest House

- Don't have a cap opener. - There is no chance

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An newly engaged couple's buys their dream house but it comes with one small catch, a perennial party animal who lives in the guesthouse.

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Director: Sam Macaroni

Writer: Sam Macaroni, Sean Bishop, Troy Duffy

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy

Year: 2020

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 4.4

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Released: 04 Sep 2020

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