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I texted you, faxed you, dm'd you.I hit you up on MySpace!

I texted you, faxed you, dm'd you.
I hit you up on MySpace!

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I texted you, faxed you, dm'd you. I hit you up on MySpace!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:13
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

An newly engaged couple's buys their dream house but it comes with one small catch, a perennial party animal who lives in the guesthouse.
Well, you know I don't check my social media platforms or my text messages - Guest House 00:07
Well, you know I don't check my social media platforms ...
Oh, but somehow you managed to respond with a dick pic. - Guest House 00:05
Oh, but somehow you managed to respond with a dick pic.
Okay, it's a smaller version of the big house, - Guest House 00:06
Okay, it's a smaller version of the big house,
Are you guys really thinking about buying this place, - Guest House 00:04
Are you guys really thinking about buying this place,
It's Peruvian, just came in from El chapo. - Guest House 00:04
It's Peruvian, just came in from El chapo.
Well, that sounds awesome, it really does, - Guest House 00:07
Well, that sounds awesome, it really does,
I just don't feel comfortable allowing some weirdo - Guest House 00:05
I just don't feel comfortable allowing some weirdo
I don't know. I mean, he's, like, an entrepreneur collector guy. - Guest House 00:05
I don't know. I mean, he's, like, an entrepreneur ...
A frugal one? I don't know, I mean, - Guest House 00:07
A frugal one? I don't know, I mean,
I wanna just lay down. I wanna be home. - Guest House 00:04
I wanna just lay down. I wanna be home.
And just say, "we live here now, we're not going anywhere." - Guest House 00:06
And just say, "we live here now, we're not going a...
Promise me he'll be out soon. That guy gives off weird vibes. - Guest House 00:05
Promise me he'll be out soon. That guy gives off weird ...
- I'm serious, babe. - I-I'm serious. I promise. - Guest House 00:05
- I'm serious, babe. - I-I'm serious. I promise.
As soon as we get settled in here, I will march right out there, - Guest House 00:09
As soon as we get settled in here, I will march right out th...
Cupboards are empty, groceries are gone. Even the gluten-free cookies are gone. - Guest House 00:04
Cupboards are empty, groceries are gone. Even the gluten-fre...
So, I thought that you deserved to be rewarded, - Guest House 00:08
So, I thought that you deserved to be rewarded,
I thought we could do anything that you wanted. - Guest House 00:04
I thought we could do anything that you wanted.
You're acting like dude, but it's you, but it's you doing that voice... - Guest House 00:05
You're acting like dude, but it's you, but it'...
It's where you, like, drink a tea from a root, - Guest House 00:06
It's where you, like, drink a tea from a root,
Fuck! Oh, shit! - Guest House 00:04
Fuck! Oh, shit!