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Guns Akimbo

A guy relies on his newly-acquired gladiator skills to save his ex-girlfriend from kidnappers.

Director

Jason Howden

Year

Genre

action, comedy, crime

Box Office

N/A

Production

Altitude Film Entertainment,Four Knights Film,Hyperion Media Group,Ingenious Media,Maze Pictures,Pump Metal Films,The Electric Shadow Company,Saban Films,New Zealand Film Commission,uMedia,Occupant Entertainment,Cutting Edge,WS Filmproduktion

Awards

N/A

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Miles

Daniel Radcliffe

Nix

Glenjamin

Riktor

Nova

Natasha Liu Bordizzo

Dane

Degraves

Ruby

Hadley

Fuckface

Set SjÃ¶strand

Clive

Stanton

Irene Degraves

Jacqueline Lee Geurts

Shadwell

Effie

Clement

News Anchor

Young Nix

Zander

Richard Knowles

Vadim

Cop #1

Grim

Martha Seabert - News Pundit

Anne Alexander-Sieder

Singstar Dude

Thomas Sainsbury

Cop #2

Longshot

Jock

Graveworm

Skizm Troll

Tarun Mohanbhai

Bar patron

Daddy Doubletaps

Medical Assistant

CNN News Analyst

Police Officer

Skizm Fan

Police Chief

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Miles Nix Zander Jock Riktor Dane Fuckface Miles Nix Zander Riktor Dane Fuckface

- That's it?
- Well, obviously - Guns Akimbo

- That's it? - Well, obviously

Look, Miles has issues
but he's a good guy. - Guns Akimbo

Look, Miles has issues but he's a good guy.

Hack her phone.
Have her followed 24/7. - Guns Akimbo

Hack her phone. Have her followed 24/7.

Oh, here we go.
Half a cold hotdog. - Guns Akimbo

Oh, here we go. Half a cold hotdog.

Um, you don't have a vegetarian
option, do you? - Guns Akimbo

Um, you don't have a vegetarian option, do you?

So, you don't believe
in violence - Guns Akimbo

So, you don't believe in violence

But most people in the world, - Guns Akimbo

But most people in the world,

♪ When the shit goes down
You better be ready ♪ - Guns Akimbo

♪ When the shit goes down You better be ready ♪

Okay, fuck it. Can you just
push it into my mouth? - Guns Akimbo

Okay, fuck it. Can you just push it into my mouth?

Seriously?
I just fucking dressed you, - Guns Akimbo

Seriously? I just fucking dressed you,

You assume because I'm homeless,
I don't know nothing - Guns Akimbo

You assume because I'm homeless, I don't know noth...

For all you know, I could be
a savant programmer - Guns Akimbo

For all you know, I could be a savant programmer

- Oh. Good for you.
- Wanna smoke some crack? - Guns Akimbo

- Oh. Good for you. - Wanna smoke some crack?

Yeah, I do, I just... Um, yeah,
it's in my front jeans pocket. - Guns Akimbo

Yeah, I do, I just... Um, yeah, it's in my front jeans ...

Glued my hands inside my jacket. - Guns Akimbo

Glued my hands inside my jacket.

There were holes in the inside
of my pockets, - Guns Akimbo

There were holes in the inside of my pockets,

- I don't want to.
- Stop being a dick about it, - Guns Akimbo

- I don't want to. - Stop being a dick about it,

Oh, it's still warm
from your thigh. - Guns Akimbo

Oh, it's still warm from your thigh.

Beginning. - Guns Akimbo

This search will take a while.
Hours, you know, maybe... - Guns Akimbo

This search will take a while. Hours, you know, maybe...

Or you could just fuck
the fuck off forever. - Guns Akimbo

Or you could just fuck the fuck off forever.

You gonna hit me, amigo?
You El Loco? - Guns Akimbo

You gonna hit me, amigo? You El Loco?

Fuck you!
And fuck that fucking chipmunk! - Guns Akimbo

Fuck you! And fuck that fucking chipmunk!

♪ You spin me right round,
Baby right round ♪ - Guns Akimbo

♪ You spin me right round, Baby right round ♪

♪ Right 'round round round ♪ - Guns Akimbo

♪ Right 'round round round ♪

Fucking cover you?
Wait, what am I going to do, - Guns Akimbo

Fucking cover you? Wait, what am I going to do,

I mean seriously, - Guns Akimbo

I mean seriously,

- Yoo-hoo.
- This is becoming - Guns Akimbo

- Yoo-hoo. - This is becoming

Go on!
Fucking yeah! - Guns Akimbo

Go on! Fucking yeah!

Did I win - Guns Akimbo

All right, I'm just saying this
because I'm honestly - Guns Akimbo

All right, I'm just saying this because I'm honest...

- Shut up.
- And those two little - Guns Akimbo

- Shut up. - And those two little

Congratulations.
I think you've just discovered - Guns Akimbo

Congratulations. I think you've just discovered

I gotta kill you.
Every cop in the country - Guns Akimbo

I gotta kill you. Every cop in the country

Skizm said they would wipe
my slate clean - Guns Akimbo

Skizm said they would wipe my slate clean

What, like those yellow butt
plug things from the movies? - Guns Akimbo

What, like those yellow butt plug things from the movies?

Oh, my God. Are you okay?
You're like... - Guns Akimbo

Oh, my God. Are you okay? You're like...

"Bolted"?
What do you mean "bolted"? - Guns Akimbo

"Bolted"? What do you mean "bolted"?

Oh, fuck, you were trying
to tell me in the car. - Guns Akimbo

Oh, fuck, you were trying to tell me in the car.

Look, Miles,
the cops are looking for you. - Guns Akimbo

Look, Miles, the cops are looking for you.

I just called to say, goodbye - Guns Akimbo

I just called to say, goodbye

Don't say that. - Guns Akimbo

Don't say that.

Oh, hello. - Guns Akimbo

Shut your fucking whine hole
and fight. - Guns Akimbo

Shut your fucking whine hole and fight.

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck! - Guns Akimbo

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

No, no, come on,
think, think, think. - Guns Akimbo

No, no, come on, think, think, think.

♪ When the shit goes
Down ya better be ready ♪ - Guns Akimbo

♪ When the shit goes Down ya better be ready ♪

Can you tell them I know
where Nix is going to be - Guns Akimbo

Can you tell them I know where Nix is going to be

- Okay.
- Sir, - Guns Akimbo

Hello,
are you still there? - Guns Akimbo

Hello, are you still there?

♪ Pockets on flat
with the gat ♪ - Guns Akimbo

♪ Pockets on flat with the gat ♪

That shit'll make
your pubes go straight - Guns Akimbo

That shit'll make your pubes go straight

I'm nobody!
I'm just leaving. Uh... - Guns Akimbo

I'm nobody! I'm just leaving. Uh...

What the fuck did you just say?
What the fuck is in your mouth, - Guns Akimbo

What the fuck did you just say? What the fuck is in your mou...

Six! Nine! Eight!
Twenty-seven! - Guns Akimbo

Six! Nine! Eight! Twenty-seven!

Hey thrift store leather daddy - Guns Akimbo

Hey thrift store leather daddy

♪ Please let me go,
Everybody want us to know ♪ - Guns Akimbo

♪ Please let me go, Everybody want us to know ♪

♪ Closed away ♪ - Guns Akimbo

♪ Closed away ♪

No re spawns no one ups - Guns Akimbo

No re spawns no one ups

I guess drilling the second one
in would be a little difficult. - Guns Akimbo

I guess drilling the second one in would be a little difficu...

Whatever.
Just let me help you, please. - Guns Akimbo

Whatever. Just let me help you, please.

Oh, uh, detective,
you missed the turn off. - Guns Akimbo

Oh, uh, detective, you missed the turn off.

Their leader was this
psychopathic little dirt bag - Guns Akimbo

Their leader was this psychopathic little dirt bag

She's my flesh and blood,
I have to stop her. - Guns Akimbo

She's my flesh and blood, I have to stop her.

Uh-oh, looks like
Miles has been taken away - Guns Akimbo

Uh-oh, looks like Miles has been taken away

The cops are watching my house,
idiot. - Guns Akimbo

The cops are watching my house, idiot.

They would have followed you,
they probably have the place - Guns Akimbo

They would have followed you, they probably have the place

Oh, my God, I think I'm gonna do
a poo-poo in my pantaloons! - Guns Akimbo

Oh, my God, I think I'm gonna do a poo-poo in my pantal...

Who the fuck do you think
owns the fucking cops? - Guns Akimbo

Who the fuck do you think owns the fucking cops?

Hang on,
I think we just lost the stream - Guns Akimbo

Hang on, I think we just lost the stream

People keep fucking dying on me! - Guns Akimbo

People keep fucking dying on me!

Stop your whining,
you millennial piece of shit! - Guns Akimbo

Stop your whining, you millennial piece of shit!

Hey there, big guy! - Guns Akimbo

Hey there, big guy!

Welcome to the lightening round! - Guns Akimbo

Welcome to the lightening round!

Put a filter on that,
make me look good. - Guns Akimbo

Put a filter on that, make me look good.

Password is telefrak.
Uh, T-E-L-E-F-R-A... yeah, K, - Guns Akimbo

Password is telefrak. Uh, T-E-L-E-F-R-A... yeah, K,

- Oh, shit!
- What? - Guns Akimbo

- Oh, shit! - What?

Quit your running
and fight, or you're next. - Guns Akimbo

Quit your running and fight, or you're next.

Nova. - Guns Akimbo

The list of people I've let down - Guns Akimbo

The list of people I've let down

What, you couldn't find
a classic rooftop - Guns Akimbo

What, you couldn't find a classic rooftop

Some obligatory
pre-gunfight foreplay. - Guns Akimbo

Some obligatory pre-gunfight foreplay.

It's just a game, bro.
It's just a game. - Guns Akimbo

It's just a game, bro. It's just a game.

Miles Harris... - Guns Akimbo

Miles Harris...

Sometimes, even when
you do your best, - Guns Akimbo

Sometimes, even when you do your best,

Just pitching here, but, uh,
chainsaws or nail guns? - Guns Akimbo

Just pitching here, but, uh, chainsaws or nail guns?

- Any plans tonight?
- Finally gonna catch up - Guns Akimbo

- Any plans tonight? - Finally gonna catch up

So what? You think
a cook goes home - Guns Akimbo

So what? You think a cook goes home

If you want to walk out
of here, with all of your limbs, - Guns Akimbo

If you want to walk out of here, with all of your limbs,

- Nice! Gotta love that Kevlar!
- Not nice! - Guns Akimbo

- Nice! Gotta love that Kevlar! - Not nice!

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A guy relies on his newly-acquired gladiator skills to save his ex-girlfriend from kidnappers.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Jason Howden

Writer: Jason Howden

Production: Altitude Film Entertainment,Four Knights Film,Hyperion Media Group,Ingenious Media,Maze Pictures,Pump Metal Films,The Electric Shadow Company,Saban Films,New Zealand Film Commission,uMedia,Occupant Entertainment,Cutting Edge,WS Filmproduktion

Genre: action, comedy, crime

Year: 2019

MetaScore: 42/100

ImdbRating: 6.3

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 28 Feb 2020

Awards: N/A

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