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Guns Akimbo

An ordinary guy suddenly finds himself forced to fight a gladiator-like battle for a dark website that streams the violence for viewers. In order to survive and rescue his kidnapped ex-girlfriend, he must battle Nix, a heavily armed and much more experienced fighter.

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Jason Howden

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Action, Comedy, Crime

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Miles Nix Zander Jock Riktor Dane Fuckface Miles Nix Zander Riktor Dane Fuckface

You sit on your computers. - Guns Akimbo

You sit on your computers.

You click on horrific
news headlines; - Guns Akimbo

You click on horrific news headlines;

Because it makes
your shitty little lives - Guns Akimbo

Because it makes your shitty little lives

What the fuck is up people! - Guns Akimbo

What the fuck is up people!

♪ I get to know
Your name ♪ - Guns Akimbo

♪ I get to know Your name ♪

♪ All I know is that
to me ♪ - Guns Akimbo

♪ All I know is that to me ♪

♪ You spin me right round
Baby right round ♪ - Guns Akimbo

♪ You spin me right round Baby right round ♪

♪ You spin me right round
Baby right round ♪ - Guns Akimbo

♪ You spin me right round Baby right round ♪

Nix wins. - Guns Akimbo

Hey. I'm Miles. - Guns Akimbo

Hey. I'm Miles.

The day I became famous. - Guns Akimbo

The day I became famous.

I used to work in video games. - Guns Akimbo

I used to work in video games.

- just checking some stuff.
- Hey, uh... - Guns Akimbo

- just checking some stuff. - Hey, uh...

Uh, wait.
What... What is this? - Guns Akimbo

Uh, wait. What... What is this?

- I didn't... But...
- Hey, relax, hombre. - Guns Akimbo

- I didn't... But... - Hey, relax, hombre.

Oh, my God your face.
Punk'd! - Guns Akimbo

Oh, my God your face. Punk'd!

Next card will be real.
Got that, amigo? - Guns Akimbo

Next card will be real. Got that, amigo?

And then one night,
I hit the jackpot. - Guns Akimbo

And then one night, I hit the jackpot.

Skizm picked random
psychos, weirdos, and criminals - Guns Akimbo

Skizm picked random psychos, weirdos, and criminals

So, the internet
fucking loved it. - Guns Akimbo

So, the internet fucking loved it.

In real life,
I couldn't hurt a fly. - Guns Akimbo

In real life, I couldn't hurt a fly.

I know I should just let it go - Guns Akimbo

I know I should just let it go

♪ Run wild ♪ - Guns Akimbo

♪ Run wild ♪

♪ No destination
but it's worth a shot ♪ - Guns Akimbo

♪ No destination but it's worth a shot ♪

Stick your dick in... - Guns Akimbo

Stick your dick in...

♪ I don't want this to fade
I've been standing alone ♪ - Guns Akimbo

♪ I don't want this to fade I've been standing alo...

I love it. Seriously, - Guns Akimbo

I love it. Seriously,

Right, just quit my job
and be another artist - Guns Akimbo

Right, just quit my job and be another artist

I don't care,
you should just do it, - Guns Akimbo

I don't care, you should just do it,

He's a man who was bitten
by a radioactive man. - Guns Akimbo

He's a man who was bitten by a radioactive man.

And he gets superhuman powers
of manliness. - Guns Akimbo

And he gets superhuman powers of manliness.

- I mean...
- "My man sense is tingling." - Guns Akimbo

- I mean... - "My man sense is tingling."

Don't worry - Guns Akimbo

Look, don't worry, okay? - Guns Akimbo

Look, don't worry, okay?

This is not a love story. - Guns Akimbo

This is not a love story.

What the fuck.
Who the fuck are you? - Guns Akimbo

What the fuck. Who the fuck are you?

Well, there he is. Big Man. - Guns Akimbo

Well, there he is. Big Man.

That... That...
That was just a very dumb joke - Guns Akimbo

That... That... That was just a very dumb joke

Why don't I just head off - Guns Akimbo

Why don't I just head off

Whoops-a-daisy.
Butterfingers. - Guns Akimbo

Whoops-a-daisy. Butterfingers.

Now, your busy little hands - Guns Akimbo

Now, your busy little hands

No, relax, Miles. We didn't come
here to smash your hands. - Guns Akimbo

No, relax, Miles. We didn't come here to smash your han...

Why did you tell me to bring
a hand smashing-hammer then? - Guns Akimbo

Why did you tell me to bring a hand smashing-hammer then?

I got something
even better planned for you. - Guns Akimbo

I got something even better planned for you.

Wait, no, no. Seriously guys, - Guns Akimbo

Wait, no, no. Seriously guys,

Jesus Christ. - Guns Akimbo

Fun factoid: gun shots - Guns Akimbo

Fun factoid: gun shots

Oh, God damn,
I missed you, oxygen. - Guns Akimbo

Oh, God damn, I missed you, oxygen.

♪ Oh, it's been getting
so hard ♪ - Guns Akimbo

♪ Oh, it's been getting so hard ♪

Nix wins. - Guns Akimbo

An apparent
drug heist, leaving 26 dead. - Guns Akimbo

An apparent drug heist, leaving 26 dead.

Detective Garret,
please report - Guns Akimbo

Detective Garret, please report

Wow. Doesn't matter, - Guns Akimbo

Wow. Doesn't matter,

Yeah. Why are you dual wielding
pieces then, Mister Hard boiled? - Guns Akimbo

Yeah. Why are you dual wielding pieces then, Mister Hard boi...

Oh, these? No, no, no.
These... See? They drugged me - Guns Akimbo

Oh, these? No, no, no. These... See? They drugged me

- Oh, that's rough, fuck boy.
- So, how about you and me, - Guns Akimbo

- Oh, that's rough, fuck boy. - So, how about you and m...

Or just, like, shoot around
the really rare stuff? - Guns Akimbo

Or just, like, shoot around the really rare stuff?

And then go take a shit
because there's nothing worse - Guns Akimbo

And then go take a shit because there's nothing worse

After, I'll just sit you down
nice and easy - Guns Akimbo

After, I'll just sit you down nice and easy

And we're back,
ladies and gentlemen. - Guns Akimbo

And we're back, ladies and gentlemen.

Man I can't even remember the last time - Guns Akimbo

Man I can't even remember the last time

- Will they take out Miles?
- What the fuck is he doing? - Guns Akimbo

- Will they take out Miles? - What the fuck is he doing?

Ladies and Gentlemen,
I can't believe it, - Guns Akimbo

Ladies and Gentlemen, I can't believe it,

You're fine. You're fine.
I'm not going to do - Guns Akimbo

You're fine. You're fine. I'm not going to do

I'm sorry I'm late.
Alarms and stuff. - Guns Akimbo

I'm sorry I'm late. Alarms and stuff.

- You have to drive.
- I'm not driving anywhere - Guns Akimbo

- You have to drive. - I'm not driving anywhere

Okay, cool. I'm cool. - Guns Akimbo

Okay, cool. I'm cool.

Unsure how to broach this,
I can't help but notice - Guns Akimbo

Unsure how to broach this, I can't help but notice

No there was a fire alarm
at my apartment. - Guns Akimbo

No there was a fire alarm at my apartment.

I feel ya!
It's actually Thursday, though. - Guns Akimbo

I feel ya! It's actually Thursday, though.

- Oh. Okay.
- I shouldn't have messaged you. - Guns Akimbo

- Oh. Okay. - I shouldn't have messaged you.

- Oh.
- I mean, - Guns Akimbo

- Oh. - I mean,

So, these guys from Skizm
came to my house last night, - Guns Akimbo

So, these guys from Skizm came to my house last night,

But you have to promise me
to be cool with it. - Guns Akimbo

But you have to promise me to be cool with it.

Okay, this is fair warning.
Okay. - Guns Akimbo

Okay, this is fair warning. Okay.

I've never seen
anything like this - Guns Akimbo

I've never seen anything like this

- Do what he says.
- How do you even breathe - Guns Akimbo

- Do what he says. - How do you even breathe

Whoa, don't make ol' Fuckface
take his mask off, - Guns Akimbo

Whoa, don't make ol' Fuckface take his mask off,

Look, just let me do my thing.
Okay? - Guns Akimbo

Look, just let me do my thing. Okay?

Stand around looking like
end-level bosses - Guns Akimbo

Stand around looking like end-level bosses

Having trouble breathing - Guns Akimbo

Having trouble breathing

Well, either he'll run and die, - Guns Akimbo

Well, either he'll run and die,

Just as long as the viewers
enjoy the show. - Guns Akimbo

Just as long as the viewers enjoy the show.

I wouldn't do that if I was you - Guns Akimbo

I wouldn't do that if I was you

- Why shouldn't I?
- Well, the angle's all wrong. - Guns Akimbo

- Why shouldn't I? - Well, the angle's all wrong.

Try and angle it right
to the rear, base of the head. - Guns Akimbo

Try and angle it right to the rear, base of the head.

Hey, look this is going to sound
really fucking weird, - Guns Akimbo

Hey, look this is going to sound really fucking weird,

Yeah, you're right. That does
sound pretty fucking weird. - Guns Akimbo

Yeah, you're right. That does sound pretty fucking weir...

Seems like
your boyfriend's got himself - Guns Akimbo

Seems like your boyfriend's got himself

None of this makes sense.
I mean, this isn't Miles. - Guns Akimbo

None of this makes sense. I mean, this isn't Miles.

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An ordinary guy suddenly finds himself forced to fight a gladiator-like battle for a dark website that streams the violence for viewers. In order to survive and rescue his kidnapped ex-girlfriend, he must battle Nix, a heavily armed and much more experienced fighter.

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Director: Jason Howden

Writer: Jason Howden

Production: N/A

Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime

Year: 2020

MetaScore: 42/100

ImdbRating: 6.3

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 28 Feb 2020

Awards: N/A

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