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I do, but come on. I'm not gonna gowrite knock-knock jokes about how men don't putthe...

Hacks • S01E01 • 2021
I do, but come on. I'm not gonna go
write knock-knock jokes about how men don't put
the toilet seat down

Full Transcript

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I do, but come on. I'm not gonna go write knock-knock jokes
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about how men don't put the toilet seat down.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:53
Uploaded
May 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Couch Potatoe Productions

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Movie Summary

Explores a dark mentorship that forms between Deborah Vance, a legendary Las Vegas comedian, and an entitled, outcast 25-year-old.
S01 • E08 I said it's right next to the Kleenex! - Hacks 00:04
I said it's right next to the Kleenex!
S01 • E05 You know that fancy Michelin star restaurant that's up on the third floor? - Hacks 00:04
You know that fancy Michelin star restaurant that's up ...
S01 • E03 It's about having agency over our sexuality. - Hacks 00:04
It's about having agency over our sexuality.
S01 • E10 - Why the fuck isn't she doing it? - I was gonna ask you the same thing. - Hacks 00:04
- Why the fuck isn't she doing it? - I was gonna ask yo...
S01 • E03 I mean, I just don't think you need to send a boy a nude - Hacks 00:05
I mean, I just don't think you need to send a boy a nud...
S01 • E01 Respectfully, as your manager, right now, you are that desperate. - Hacks 00:05
Respectfully, as your manager, right now, you are that despe...
S01 • E09 Or we could skip the tasting altogether - Hacks 00:08
Or we could skip the tasting altogether
S01 • E06 And I was told you were a fainting risk, so either I can accompany you - Hacks 00:06
And I was told you were a fainting risk, so either I can acc...
S01 • E07 How about after we get done with our entrées, - Hacks 00:06
How about after we get done with our entrées,
S01 • E03 Okay, well, for your information, it was a girl, and she didn't ask me to. - Hacks 00:04
Okay, well, for your information, it was a girl, and she did...
S01 • E04 I get it, you thought I was some, like, hot rich kid - Hacks 00:05
I get it, you thought I was some, like, hot rich kid
S01 • E05 Look at us! We're both from Mass, and we love cocaine. What are the odds? - Hacks 00:05
Look at us! We're both from Mass, and we love cocaine. ...
S01 • E01 I know you think you've called everyone, - Hacks 00:09
I know you think you've called everyone,
S01 • E05 Okay, no, wait! Were you a Papa Gino's house or were you a Bertucci's house? - Hacks 00:04
Okay, no, wait! Were you a Papa Gino's house or were yo...
S01 • E03 Just don't do it on my time or in my chair. - Hacks 00:05
Just don't do it on my time or in my chair.
S01 • E01 - That's fine. Don't worry about it. - Bill, can you get Kelly to help me? - Hacks 00:05
- That's fine. Don't worry about it. - Bill, can y...
S01 • E04 It's kind of what sets me apart 'cause nobody else here self-tumbles. - Hacks 00:04
It's kind of what sets me apart 'cause nobody else...
S01 • E09 And I'm in physical pain saying this, - Hacks 00:06
And I'm in physical pain saying this,
S01 • E08 Says the boy who squatted in my uterus for ten months? - Hacks 00:04
Says the boy who squatted in my uterus for ten months?
S01 • E05 So we'd say certain words backwards so our parents - Hacks 00:06
So we'd say certain words backwards so our parents