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No, Mom, no cot in the kitchen. I'm not coming home. Jesus
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No, Mom, no cot in the kitchen.I'm not coming home. Jesus

Hacks • S01E04 • 2021
No, Mom, no cot in the kitchen.
I'm not coming home. Jesus

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No, Mom, no cot in the kitchen. I'm not coming home. Jesus.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:05
Uploaded
May 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Couch Potatoe Productions

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Movie Summary

Explores a dark mentorship that forms between Deborah Vance, a legendary Las Vegas comedian, and an entitled, outcast 25-year-old.
S01 • E06 - We've been laughing. - That's because we're stoned. - Hacks 00:04
- We've been laughing. - That's because we're...
S01 • E03 But I actually do think about this show the way I think about my babies. - Hacks 00:05
But I actually do think about this show the way I think abou...
S01 • E10 Because he felt so bad, he switched out his shoes for mine. - Hacks 00:04
Because he felt so bad, he switched out his shoes for mine.
S01 • E10 I only realized it when I got to the altar, - Hacks 00:06
I only realized it when I got to the altar,
S01 • E05 Yeah, happens all the time. People come here, - Hacks 00:07
Yeah, happens all the time. People come here,
S01 • E03 Knowing Merv, he's gonna wanna cancel it in the first trimester. - Hacks 00:04
Knowing Merv, he's gonna wanna cancel it in the first t...
S01 • E08 And if you break the rules, you pay me back double. - Hacks 00:05
And if you break the rules, you pay me back double.
S01 • E10 My God, it was a blizzard and he was just in his little... - Hacks 00:04
My God, it was a blizzard and he was just in his little...
S01 • E03 Abortion is legal now, thanks to Roe v. Wade. - Hacks 00:04
Abortion is legal now, thanks to Roe v. Wade.
S01 • E03 And thank God, 'cause back in Berkeley, all we had was sophomore v. Staircase. - Hacks 00:05
And thank God, 'cause back in Berkeley, all we had was ...
S01 • E10 It involved an ice cream truck and a hot wire, and that's as far as I will go. - Hacks 00:05
It involved an ice cream truck and a hot wire, and that'...
S01 • E06 What do I do? Do I call goddamn Perla? - Hacks 00:04
What do I do? Do I call goddamn Perla?
S01 • E08 But if you do, I'm sure you'll be the third-funniest guy in your office. - Hacks 00:04
But if you do, I'm sure you'll be the third-funnie...
S01 • E03 Before we say goodbye, there's something I just want to say. - Hacks 00:05
Before we say goodbye, there's something I just want to...
S01 • E01 Senator Rogers has been in the closet so long, - Hacks 00:06
Senator Rogers has been in the closet so long,
S01 • E04 They have you ordering three chicken Parms in one night. - Hacks 00:04
They have you ordering three chicken Parms in one night.
S01 • E01 Okay, to be clear, these are all problematic, - Hacks 00:09
Okay, to be clear, these are all problematic,
S01 • E01 Mothballs. Senator Rogers has been in the closet so long, he shits mothballs. - Hacks 00:06
Mothballs. Senator Rogers has been in the closet so long, he...
S01 • E03 I'm just so proud to host the show, - Hacks 00:07
I'm just so proud to host the show,
S01 • E04 Wow, three chicken Parms. In one night? That's crazy. - Hacks 00:05
Wow, three chicken Parms. In one night? That's crazy.