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Hacks

Sometimes when old peopleare on a roll at a slot machine, they'll piss and shit themselves...

Hacks • S01E05 • 2021
Sometimes when old people
are on a roll at a slot machine, they'll piss and shit themselves in their
seat rather than get up, so

Full Transcript

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Sometimes when old people are on a roll at a slot machine,
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they'll piss and shit themselves in their seat rather than get up, so...
Duration
8 seconds
Views
79
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:40
Uploaded
May 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Couch Potatoe Productions

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Movie Summary

Explores a dark mentorship that forms between Deborah Vance, a legendary Las Vegas comedian, and an entitled, outcast 25-year-old.
S01 • E03 No, really, I don't love cooking, but I do hate it. - Hacks 00:04
No, really, I don't love cooking, but I do hate it.
S01 • E10 Okay, well, my dad owns half the agency, - Hacks 00:05
Okay, well, my dad owns half the agency,
S01 • E06 I lost a contact in the back of my eye - Hacks 00:05
I lost a contact in the back of my eye
S01 • E02 Jesus Christ! I was just wondering why you were dressed - Hacks 00:05
Jesus Christ! I was just wondering why you were dressed
S01 • E04 I just think it would really piss her off if I went with you, so... - Hacks 00:05
I just think it would really piss her off if I went with you...
S01 • E03 This morning, I woke up to a cease and desist from the NAACP. - Hacks 00:05
This morning, I woke up to a cease and desist from the NAACP...
S01 • E07 And I get that hating me is part of her development, - Hacks 00:08
And I get that hating me is part of her development,
S01 • E02 Great. So, the jokes? You didn't like any? - Hacks 00:05
Great. So, the jokes? You didn't like any?
S01 • E01 I've called everybody, but I'm sorry. - Hacks 00:04
I've called everybody, but I'm sorry.
S01 • E09 I literally hate to tell you you were right, - Hacks 00:05
I literally hate to tell you you were right,
S01 • E08 So I usually do my full set at the end - Hacks 00:06
So I usually do my full set at the end
S01 • E02 I mean, they're, like, thought poems? - Hacks 00:05
I mean, they're, like, thought poems?
S01 • E06 I'm not, but hey, you don't know Deborah's phone passcode, do you? - Hacks 00:04
I'm not, but hey, you don't know Deborah's ph...
S01 • E03 Now, her career is going up in flames faster than my ex-husband's garage. - Hacks 00:05
Now, her career is going up in flames faster than my ex-husb...
S01 • E08 Maybe I'll croak halfway through, you can have the last half hour, how's that? - Hacks 00:04
Maybe I'll croak halfway through, you can have the last...
S01 • E05 Here's another toothpaste. That was so awkward. I feel bad. - Hacks 00:05
Here's another toothpaste. That was so awkward. I feel ...
S01 • E03 Duraflame. Starts faster, burns longer. - Hacks 00:06
Duraflame. Starts faster, burns longer.
S01 • E06 Did you try her birthday but ten years earlier than what's on Wikipedia? - Hacks 00:05
Did you try her birthday but ten years earlier than what...
S01 • E07 I mean, she's laughing, so, yeah? - Hacks 00:04
I mean, she's laughing, so, yeah?
S01 • E09 You know, my schedule was insane, - Hacks 00:06
You know, my schedule was insane,