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Well, I'm sorry I couldn't haggle for your Jean Valjean tchotchke or whatever
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Well, I'm sorry I couldn't haggle for yourJean Valjean tchotchke or whatever but I'm a...

Hacks • S01E02 • 2021
Well, I'm sorry I couldn't haggle for your
Jean Valjean tchotchke or whatever but I'm a comedy writer

Full Transcript

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Well, I'm sorry I couldn't haggle for your Jean Valjean tchotchke or whatever
00:00:04.755 --> 00:00:06.505
but I'm a comedy writer.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:11
Uploaded
May 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Couch Potatoe Productions

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Movie Summary

Explores a dark mentorship that forms between Deborah Vance, a legendary Las Vegas comedian, and an entitled, outcast 25-year-old.
S01 • E05 And I hate calling women crazy, but in this case, - Hacks 00:06
And I hate calling women crazy, but in this case,
S01 • E06 And then, after a while, you know, I broke up with him - Hacks 00:07
And then, after a while, you know, I broke up with him
S01 • E01 Maybe I should just piss in a cup. You know what? I'm gonna go ahead. - Hacks 00:05
Maybe I should just piss in a cup. You know what? I'm g...
S01 • E05 Why don't you get yourself a book on attachment theory - Hacks 00:06
Why don't you get yourself a book on attachment theory
S01 • E09 Okay, so I need you to hold the tail. It's a little slippery. - Hacks 00:04
Okay, so I need you to hold the tail. It's a little sli...
S01 • E08 I don't know your set, - Hacks 00:09
I don't know your set,
S01 • E07 DJ, when you walked into my life, - Hacks 00:06
DJ, when you walked into my life,
S01 • E05 - You are so fucking incredible. - That felt good. These drugs are good. - Hacks 00:04
- You are so fucking incredible. - That felt good. These dru...
S01 • E01 If you're so "in demand," why are you meeting with me? - Hacks 00:05
If you're so "in demand," why are you meeting...
S01 • E05 I know. They're really good, which is awesome, - Hacks 00:05
I know. They're really good, which is awesome,
S01 • E10 Before we move to the mass at St. Elizabeth's, we'd like to invite anyone - Hacks 00:08
Before we move to the mass at St. Elizabeth's, we'...
S01 • E02 No, I think you're just butthurt about that billboard, - Hacks 00:05
No, I think you're just butthurt about that billboard,
S01 • E08 Seriously, what will it take to make you just stop? - Hacks 00:04
Seriously, what will it take to make you just stop?
S01 • E01 I tweeted a joke about that closeted senator - Hacks 00:08
I tweeted a joke about that closeted senator
S01 • E07 Because I can't risk anything ruining the life - Hacks 00:05
Because I can't risk anything ruining the life
S01 • E01 And then some other asshole dug up some stupid shit I said - Hacks 00:06
And then some other asshole dug up some stupid shit I said
S01 • E07 Aidan, - Hacks 00:12
Aidan,
S01 • E02 You skim my work. I never know where you want me to be or when. - Hacks 00:04
You skim my work. I never know where you want me to be or wh...
S01 • E08 1.69 million? - Hacks 00:04
1.69 million?
S01 • E01 And now no one will hire me, including you apparently. - Hacks 00:04
And now no one will hire me, including you apparently.