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You not only don't write meanything funny or even original, and now you're telling mewhat...

Hacks • S01E02 • 2021
You not only don't write me
anything funny or even original, and now you're telling me
what jokes not to do?

Full Transcript

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You not only don't write me anything funny or even original,
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and now you're telling me what jokes not to do?
Duration
10 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:06
Uploaded
May 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Couch Potatoe Productions

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Movie Summary

Explores a dark mentorship that forms between Deborah Vance, a legendary Las Vegas comedian, and an entitled, outcast 25-year-old.
S01 • E10 No. No, that's not it. 'Cause you're already in a relationship. - Hacks 00:04
No. No, that's not it. 'Cause you're already ...
S01 • E05 It only took me three hours to figure out that you're funny, - Hacks 00:06
It only took me three hours to figure out that you're f...
S01 • E07 And, as an engagement gift, - Hacks 00:05
And, as an engagement gift,
S01 • E06 But next time, you can call my cell phone and not the water tip hotline. - Hacks 00:05
But next time, you can call my cell phone and not the water ...
S01 • E10 - Deborah's about to do her toast. - Shit! I do have to go backstage. - Hacks 00:04
- Deborah's about to do her toast. - Shit! I do have to...
S01 • E02 I think it's just been hard to write in your voice when I don't know you. - Hacks 00:04
I think it's just been hard to write in your voice when...
S01 • E05 You said you had a little success early. They're probably just jealous. - Hacks 00:05
You said you had a little success early. They're probab...
S01 • E03 Now, let's do some soot, tease the hair up a little bit. - Hacks 00:04
Now, let's do some soot, tease the hair up a little bit...
S01 • E01 So Deborah wants to meet. I know you don't think she's cool, - Hacks 00:07
So Deborah wants to meet. I know you don't think she�...
S01 • E07 But we decided we're just gonna go ahead - Hacks 00:06
But we decided we're just gonna go ahead
S01 • E10 But come with me. We can have some champagne. We can sit. - Hacks 00:04
But come with me. We can have some champagne. We can sit.
S01 • E06 "Hello, there. I just happened to be walking my greyhound, Chessica." - Hacks 00:08
"Hello, there. I just happened to be walking my greyhou...
S01 • E08 Yeah, sorry, could you... could you actually park it again? - Hacks 00:04
Yeah, sorry, could you... could you actually park it again?
S01 • E05 I think that's, like, a huge red flag about me as a human being. - Hacks 00:04
I think that's, like, a huge red flag about me as a hum...
S01 • E01 Work begets work. I know you really need something right now, so I don't know. - Hacks 00:05
Work begets work. I know you really need something right now...
S01 • E04 We might as well just... drink it. - Hacks 00:04
We might as well just... drink it.
S01 • E02 - What about the show tonight? - We'll be back in time. I'll speed. - Hacks 00:04
- What about the show tonight? - We'll be back in time....
S01 • E09 So, when people are on a roll at a slot machine, - Hacks 00:06
So, when people are on a roll at a slot machine,
S01 • E06 It's all like 600 thread count sheets you're supposed to bleed and ooze on. - Hacks 00:05
It's all like 600 thread count sheets you're suppo...
S01 • E10 Thank you, every single one of you, so much for coming tonight. - Hacks 00:05
Thank you, every single one of you, so much for coming tonig...