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"Hail, Caesar!" quotes

Hail, Caesar! poster
A Hollywood fixer in the 1950s works to keep the studio's stars in line.

Director: Ethan Coen, Joel Coen
Writer: Joel Coen, Ethan Coen
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, mystery
Year: 2016
MetaScore: 72/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $30,498,085
Released: 05 Feb 2016
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 14 wins & 44 nominations total

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Hobie DoyleLaurence LaurentzCatholic ClergymanRabbiProtestant ClergymanCommunist ScreenwriterCarlotta ValdezDirectorBaird WhitlockArne SeslumEastern Orthodox ClergymanEddie MannixDeeanna MoranBurt GurneyProducer Of 'hail, Caesar!'BartenderSailorJoe SilvermanWater Ballet P.a.Stu Schwartz - AccountingGloria DelamourNatalie - SecretaryProducer Of 'hail, Caesar!'
Would that it were so simple - Hail, Caesar! 00:05 Would that it were so simple Would that it were so simple - Hail, Caesar! 00:14 Would that it were so simple It's complicated - Hail, Caesar! 00:08 It's complicated God has children What and a dog - Hail, Caesar! 00:16 God has children What and a dog It's all in the hips and the lips and the eyes and the thighs - Hail, Caesar! 00:08 It's all in the hips and the lips and the eyes and the... Squint Squint against the grandeur - Hail, Caesar! 00:07 Squint Squint against the grandeur Hobie Doyle - Hail, Caesar! 00:06 Hobie Doyle Perhaps sir you forget its telling in the Holy Bible - Hail, Caesar! 00:13 Perhaps sir you forget its telling in the Holy Bible Baird Whitlock has been kidnapped - Hail, Caesar! 00:18 Baird Whitlock has been kidnapped It's the foundation of our belief - Hail, Caesar! 00:37 It's the foundation of our belief Mmm hmm These guys are pretty interesting though - Hail, Caesar! 00:38 Mmm hmm These guys are pretty interesting though Let me see if Arne is open to matrimony - Hail, Caesar! 00:09 Let me see if Arne is open to matrimony Thanks but no thanks How long was that - Hail, Caesar! 00:07 Thanks but no thanks How long was that We don't need to agree on the nature of the deity here - Hail, Caesar! 00:34 We don't need to agree on the nature of the deity here Who plays Christ - Hail, Caesar! 00:26 Who plays Christ Now here at Capitol Pictures as you know - Hail, Caesar! 00:14 Now here at Capitol Pictures as you know He said it's urgent he'll see you one last time - Hail, Caesar! 00:11 He said it's urgent he'll see you one last time God loves everyone - Hail, Caesar! 00:14 God loves everyone When we're out there on the sea - Hail, Caesar! 00:42 When we're out there on the sea Uh is it hard to dance with all them bananas on your head - Hail, Caesar! 00:07 Uh is it hard to dance with all them bananas on your head So long fellas See ya in eight months - Hail, Caesar! 00:16 So long fellas See ya in eight months Hey Maxie bring me my ass back - Hail, Caesar! 00:08 Hey Maxie bring me my ass back But as for the religious aspect - Hail, Caesar! 00:28 But as for the religious aspect Any more thoughts about who you might marry - Hail, Caesar! 00:42 Any more thoughts about who you might marry I mean the whole setup only works if I play along right - Hail, Caesar! 00:15 I mean the whole setup only works if I play along right But then there's this other job that's not so easy - Hail, Caesar! 00:36 But then there's this other job that's not so easy You must have very strong forearms - Hail, Caesar! 00:15 You must have very strong forearms And that's who benefits - Hail, Caesar! 00:04 And that's who benefits You have gas again ma'am - Hail, Caesar! 00:09 You have gas again ma'am Okay you're the boss man Mr Laurence - Hail, Caesar! 00:14 Okay you're the boss man Mr Laurence That's what happened to me when I went to Reno with Danny Kaye - Hail, Caesar! 00:34 That's what happened to me when I went to Reno with... Joe will be the foster parent until such time as - Hail, Caesar! 00:14 Joe will be the foster parent until such time as I'm thinking What the hell - Hail, Caesar! 00:16 I'm thinking What the hell Go out there and be a star - Hail, Caesar! 00:05 Go out there and be a star We don't wanna send it to market except in the certainty - Hail, Caesar! 00:24 We don't wanna send it to market except in the... Yes Because it's not so simple you see - Hail, Caesar! 00:06 Yes Because it's not so simple you see Fine What's up - Hail, Caesar! 00:13 Fine What's up This can't be faked It's the heart and soul of the picture - Hail, Caesar! 00:15 This can't be faked It's the heart and soul of the... What does it cost to shut down - Hail, Caesar! 00:20 What does it cost to shut down What's on your mind Laurence - Hail, Caesar! 00:19 What's on your mind Laurence Dutch Zweistrong wrote All The Way To Uruguay - Hail, Caesar! 00:18 Dutch Zweistrong wrote All The Way To Uruguay We're not even talking about money - Hail, Caesar! 00:07 We're not even talking about money Check Thessaly Thacker called - Hail, Caesar! 00:20 Check Thessaly Thacker called Uh check - Hail, Caesar! 00:05 Uh check Autolochus - Hail, Caesar! 00:07 Autolochus

Cast

Eddie Mannix - Josh Brolin
Baird Whitlock - George Clooney
Hobie Doyle - Alden Ehrenreich
Laurence Laurentz - Ralph Fiennes
DeeAnna Moran - Scarlett Johansson
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