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What and a dog A collie maybeGod doesn't have childrenHe's a bachelor And very angryNo no He used to be angry What he got over itYou worship the god of another age Who has no loveNot true He likes

Not true! He likes Jews

Hail, Caesar! • 2016

Catholic Clergyman:
God has children.Rabbi:What? And a dog? A collie, maybe? God doesn't have children. He's a bachelor. And very angry.Catholic Clergyman:No! No! He used to be angry!Rabbi:What? He got over it?Protestant Clergyman:You worship the god of another age!Catholic Clergyman:Who has no love!Rabbi:Not true! He likes Jews

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What and a dog A collie maybe

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God doesn't have children

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He's a bachelor And very angry

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No no He used to be angry What he got over it

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You worship the god of another age Who has no love

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Not true He likes Jews

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هؤلاء الرجال حمقى الإله لديه أطفال

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عنده كلب من النوع كولي ربما أيضا

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الإله ليس له أبناء

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إنه غير متزوج وغاضب جدا

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لا لا اعتاد أن يكون غاضبا ماذا والآن تخطى هذا

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أنت تعبد إله من زمن آخر الذي ليس لديه أي حب

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ليس صحيحا فهو يحب اليهود

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Dieu a des enfants Et un chien peut être

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Un collie peut être

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Dieu n'a pas d'enfants Il est célibataire et très furieux

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Non il était furieux Quoi Il ne l'est plus

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Vous vénérez le dieu d'une autre ère

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Il n'est pas amour

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Ce n'est pas vrai Il aime les Juifs

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Gott hat Kinder Womöglich noch einen Hund

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Einen Collie vielleicht

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Gott hat keine Kinder Er ist Junggeselle Und überaus zornig

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Nein er war mal zornig Er kam darüber hinweg

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Sie beten einen vergangenen Gott an

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Der keine Liebe kennt

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Stimmt nicht Er mag die Juden

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Orang orang ini kacau Tuhan punya anak

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Apa Dan seekor anjing Mungkin anjing Collie

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Tuhan tidak punya anak

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Dia membujang dan sangat marah

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Tidak Dulu Dia marah Dia sudah selesai marah

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Kau menyembah Tuhan zaman lain Yang tak punya cinta

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Tidak benar Dia cinta orang Yahudi

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Какие у Бога дети Может еще и собака

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Например колли

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Никаких детей у Бога нет Он холостяк И очень сердитый

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Нет нет он был сердитым И что перебесился

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Вы служите Богу древности

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В котором нет любви

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Неправда Он любит евреев

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Estos hombres están perdidos Dios tiene hijos

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Qué y un perro Un Collie tal vez

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Dios no tiene hijos

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Es soltero Y está muy enojado

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No no Solía estar enojado Qué lo superó

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Uds adoran al Dios de otra época

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Qué no ha amado

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No es cierto Le gustan los Judíos

Available in 7 languages

Duration

14 seconds

Views

289

Timestamp in Movie

00:16:06

Uploaded

Mar 06, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, mystery

Production

Universal Pictures,Mike Zoss Productions,Working Title Films

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Movie Summary

A Hollywood fixer in the 1950s works to keep the studio's stars in line.

Actors

Catholic Clergyman

Robert Pike Daniel

Rabbi

Protestant Clergyman

Communist Screenwriter

Marshall Watson