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That's what happened to me when I went to Reno with Danny Kayeand he asked me to shave his backExact same thing Because I'm thinking who benefitsAlso I got to tell ya everybody thinks Danny is a

That's what happened to me when I went to Reno with Danny Kaye and he asked me to shave...

Hail, Caesar! • 2016

Baird Whitlock:
That's what happened to me when I went to Reno with Danny Kaye and he asked me to shave his back. Exact same thing. Because, I'm thinkin', who benefits? So, let me tell ya, everybody thinks that Danny's a jerk, he's not really a jerk. That's just a theory generating its own anti-theory. Anyway, there we were, it's me and Danny and I'm wondering what the hell am I doin' with a razor in my hand? And he says its for a Norman Taurog picture. But, Judy Canova's there and she knows Norman and she say's "Danny's not doing a Norman Taurog picture! He just wants you to shave his back!" And that's who benefits!

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that's what happened to me when I went to Reno with Danny Kaye

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and he asked me to shave his back

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Exact same thing Because I'm thinking who benefits

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Also I got to tell ya everybody thinks Danny is a jerk

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he's not really a jerk it's just the theory generating its own anti theory

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Anyway there we were it's me and Danny

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and I'm wondering what the hell am I doing with a razor in my hand

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he says it's for a Norman Taurog picture

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but Judy Canova is there and she knows Norman

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She says Danny is not doing a Norman Taurog picture

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he just wants you to shave his back

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And that's who benefits

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هذا بالضبط ما أتحدث عنه

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هذا ما حدث لي عندما ذهبت إلى رينو مع داني كي

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و طلب مني حلاقة ظهره

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نفس الشيء بالضبط لأني أفكر من المستفيد

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يجب أن أخبرك الجميع يظن أن داني أحمق

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هو حقا ليس أحمقا و لكن الأمر هنا أن النظرية تقوم بخلق نظرية معاكسة لها

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على أي حال كنت هناك أنا و داني

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و أتسائل ماذا أفعل بشفرة في يدي

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هو يقول أنه من أجل فيلم نورمان تورج

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و لكن جودي كانوفا كانت هناك و هي تعرف نورمان

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و تقول أن داني ليس مشاركا في فيلم داني تورج

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هو يريد فقط منك أن تحلق ظهره

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و هنا هو المستفيد

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Herb c'est exactement ce dont je parle

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C'est ce qui m'est arrivé à Reno avec Danny Kaye

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quand il m'a demandé de lui raser le dos

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Exactement la même chose

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Je me demande À qui ça profite

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Je dois te dire que tout le monde pense que Danny est un connard

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Il n'est pas vraiment un connard

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La théorie génère elle même la théorie contraire

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Nous sommes là Danny et moi

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et je me demande ce que je fais là un rasoir à la main

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Il me dit que c'est pour le film de Norman Taurog

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Mais Judy Canova est là et elle connaît Norman

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Elle dit Danny n'est pas dans son film

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Il veut juste que tu lui rases le dos

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C'est à lui que ça profitait

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So war es bei mir als ich mit Danny Kaye in Reno war

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und ich ihm den Rücken rasieren sollte

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Genau dasselbe

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Weil ich denke Wer profitiert

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Und was ich dazu auch sagen muss Alle halten Danny für einen Arsch

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Eigentlich ist er kein Arsch

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Das ist nur die These die ihre eigene Anti These erzeugt

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Wie auch immer da waren Danny und ich

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und ich frage mich was zum Teufel mache ich mit dem Rasierer in meiner Hand

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Er sagt es wäre für einen Norman Taurog Film

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Aber Judy Canova ist da und sie kennt Norman

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Sie sagt Danny dreht keinen Norman Taurog Film

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Er will nur dass du ihm den Rücken rasierst

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Und das ist der der profitiert

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Itu maksudku

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Itu yang terjadi padaku saat pergi ke Reno dengan Danny Kaye

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dan dia memintaku mencukur punggungnya

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Hal yang sama Karena aku berpikir siapa yang diuntungkan

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Juga semua orang pikir Danny seorang bajingan

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Dia bukan bajingan Itu hanya teori yang menghasilkan anti teori

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Di sanalah kami Aku dan Danny

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dan aku bertanya tanya apa yang kulakukan dengan pisau cukur di tanganku

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Dia bilang untuk film Norman Taurog

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Tapi Judy Canova di sana dan dia kenal Norman

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Dia bilang Danny tak memerankan filmnya Norman Taurog

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Dia hanya ingin kau mencukur punggungnya

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Dan itulah yang namanya diuntungkan

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То же было когда я поехал в Рино с Дэнни Кеем

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и он попросил побрить ему спину

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В точности то же самое

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Я сразу подумал Кому это выгодно

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Должен сказать все считают Дэнни придурком

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Это не совсем так

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Просто теория порождает антитеорию

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В общем мы с Дэнни вдвоем

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Стою я с бритвой в руке и думаю Какого черта происходит

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А он говорит что это для съемок у Нормана Таурога

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С нами Джуди Канова Она знает Нормана

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и говорит Дэнни не снимается у Нормана Таурога

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Он просто хочет чтобы ты побрил ему спину

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Вот кому это выгодно

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eso es lo que me pasó cuando

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fui a Reno con Danny Kaye

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y me pidió que le rasurara su espalda

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Exactamente lo mismo

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Porque estoy pensando quién se beneficia

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Además tengo que decirlo todo el mundo

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cree que Danny es un idiota

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En realidad no es un idiota es sólo la

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teoría generando su propia anti teoría

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De todos modos allí estábamos soy yo y Danny

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y me pregunto qué diablos estoy

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haciendo con una navaja en la mano

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Él dice que es para una película de Norman Taurog

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pero Judy Canova está ahí y ella conoce a Norman

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Ella dice Danny no hará una película de Norman Taurog

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él sólo quiere que le rasures su espalda

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Y ahí está quien se beneficia

Available in 7 languages

Duration

34 seconds

Views

597

Timestamp in Movie

01:11:29

Uploaded

Mar 06, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, mystery

Production

Universal Pictures,Mike Zoss Productions,Working Title Films

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Movie Summary

A Hollywood fixer in the 1950s works to keep the studio's stars in line.

Actors

Baird Whitlock