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Hail, Caesar!

Jesus Christ on a scooter! Are you here?

Gloria DeLamour:
Jesus Christ on a scooter! Are you here?

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Oh Jesus Christ on a scooter You here
Available in 7 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
302
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:50
Uploaded
Mar 06, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, mystery
Production
Universal Pictures,Mike Zoss Productions,Working Title Films

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Movie Summary

A Hollywood fixer in the 1950s works to keep the studio's stars in line.

Actors

Natasha Bassett
Gloria Delamour
Natasha Bassett
Ralph Fiennes
Laurence Laurentz
Ralph Fiennes
Ancient Rome12 years into the rule of Tiberius ruler MaximusRome's legions are masters of the worldthe stomp of it's sandals heard from the Iberian peninsula in the westthrough the halls of the great library of Alexandria in the eastAs oppressed people - Hail, Caesar! 01:06
Ancient Rome12 years into the rule of Tiberius ruler...
HAIL, CAESAR! - Hail, Caesar! 00:12
HAIL, CAESAR!
There she is, Gracchus. - Hail, Caesar! 00:48
There she is, Gracchus.
And cut! - Hail, Caesar! 00:17
And cut!
All right kids, this is Rome! - Hail, Caesar! 00:35
All right kids, this is Rome!
Autolochus! - Hail, Caesar! 00:59
Autolochus!
I had heard rumors of your return to Rome - Hail, Caesar! 00:06
I had heard rumors of your return to Rome
Holding for a dissolve, still laughing, holding... - Hail, Caesar! 00:34
Holding for a dissolve, still laughing, holding...
Such is my greeting after three months' sojourn in Gaul? - Hail, Caesar! 00:28
Such is my greeting after three months' sojourn in...
Now here at Capitol Pictures as you knowan army of technicians and actors and top notch artistic people are working hardto bring to the screen the story of the Christ - Hail, Caesar! 00:11
Now here at Capitol Pictures as you knowan army of...
Perhaps sir you forget its telling in the holy BibleQuite right Patriarch The Bible of course is terrific - Hail, Caesar! 00:08
Perhaps sir you forget its telling in the holy BibleQuite...
Who plays ChristA kid we're all very excited about Todd Hocheiserwonderful young actor we found in Akron Ohio in a nationwide talent huntBut Hocheiser is seen only fleetingly and with extreme tasteour story is told through the eyes of a Roman - Hail, Caesar! 00:26
Who plays ChristA kid we're all very excited about Todd...
Gentlemen given it's enormous expense we don't want to send it to marketexcept in the certainty that it will not offend any reasonable Americanregardless of faith or creedNow that's where you come in You've read the scriptI wanna know if the theological - Hail, Caesar! 00:24
Gentlemen given it's enormous expense we don't...
But as for the religious aspectdoes the depiction of Christ Jesus cut the mustardWell The nature of the Christ is not quite as simpleas your photoplay would have it How so FatherIt is not the case simply that Christ is God or God ChristYou can say that - Hail, Caesar! 00:25
But as for the religious aspectdoes the depiction of Christ...
Well It is the foundation of our beliefthat Christ is most properly referred to as the son of GodIt is the son of God who takes the sins of the world upon himselfso that the rest of God's children we imperfect beingsthrough faith may enter the kingdom of - Hail, Caesar! 00:37
Well It is the foundation of our beliefthat Christ is most...
What and a dog A collie maybeGod doesn't have childrenHe's a bachelor And very angryNo no He used to be angry What he got over itYou worship the god of another age Who has no loveNot true He likes Jews - Hail, Caesar! 00:14
What and a dog A collie maybeGod doesn't have...
God loves everyone God is loveGod is who isThis is special Who isn't who isBut how should god be rendered in a motion pictureGod isn't in the motion picture - Hail, Caesar! 00:13
God loves everyone God is loveGod is who isThis is special...
We don't need to agree on the nature of the deity hereif we can focus on the Christ whatever his parentageMy question is is our depiction fairI've seen worseReverendThere is nothing to offend a reasonable manFatherThe motion picture teleplay was - Hail, Caesar! 00:33
We don't need to agree on the nature of the deity...
Fine What's up - Hail, Caesar! 00:13
Fine What's up
Uh check - Hail, Caesar! 00:05
Uh check