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Hail the Conquering Hero

Are you nuts or something? The guy is trying tokeep his mother from knowinghe ain't a...

Are you nuts or something? The guy is trying to
keep his mother from knowing
he ain't a Marine. You want to
make something of it?
Yeah! Pipe down!

Full Transcript

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Are you nuts or something?
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The guy is trying to keep his mother
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from knowing he ain't a Marine.
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You want to make something of it? Yeah!
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Pipe down!
Duration
9 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:19
Uploaded
Feb 01, 2025
Genres
comedy, war
Production
Paramount Pictures

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Movie Summary

Woodrow is discharged from the military for hay fever, but fabricates receiving a heroic honorable discharge before returning home.
If he'd waited a year longer - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:13
If he'd waited a year longer
Why she forgets her lines till rigor mortis sets in - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:04
Why she forgets her lines till rigor mortis sets in
Why under similar circumstances - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:09
Why under similar circumstances
O death where is thy sting We don't know that - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:05
O death where is thy sting We don't know that
But I got to have cooperation Cooperation yes - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:11
But I got to have cooperation Cooperation yes
Welcome home, Woodrow. - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:21
Welcome home, Woodrow.
I say it is with a sense of deep humility... - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:08
I say it is with a sense of deep humility...
It'll probably be over by the time I'm big enough - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:06
It'll probably be over by the time I'm big enough
Why can't you wear your uniform for a little while - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:20
Why can't you wear your uniform for a little while
Thank you. - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:30
Thank you.
Now I have two heroes - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:16
Now I have two heroes
Now, Martha. Yes? - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:16
Now, Martha. Yes?
Everybody's been so kind. - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:10
Everybody's been so kind.
What do I do now - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:06
What do I do now
Look I didn't get you into this Oh yes you did - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:16
Look I didn't get you into this Oh yes you did
I tell you it'll all blow over - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:08
I tell you it'll all blow over
He's got a statue in the park and the birds sit on it - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:05
He's got a statue in the park and the birds sit on it
Where are the medals - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:18
Where are the medals
Then let's get down to business - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:09
Then let's get down to business
First we will have a few words from Doc Bissell. - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:24
First we will have a few words from Doc Bissell.