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Hail the Conquering Hero

That ain't anything to laugh at to anyone who knows anything

Sgt. Heppelfinger:

It's an honor to meet you, kid. What's your name? Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith:
Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith. Go ahead and laugh. Sgt. Heppelfinger:
That ain't anything to laugh at to anyone who knows anything

Full Transcript

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It's an honor to meet you kid What's your name
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Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith
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Go ahead and laugh
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That ain't anything to laugh at to anyone who knows anything
Duration
13 seconds
Views
188
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:04
Uploaded
Dec 04, 2022
Genres
comedy, war
Production
Paramount Pictures

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Movie Summary

Woodrow is discharged from the military for hay fever, but fabricates receiving a heroic honorable discharge before returning home.

Actors

William Demarest
Sgt. Heppelfinger
William Demarest
I guess you never got to know your father very well huh - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:15
I guess you never got to know your father very well huh
This is Bugsy Walewski Pleased to meet you - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:19
This is Bugsy Walewski Pleased to meet you
Are you nuts or something? - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:09
Are you nuts or something?
If he'd waited a year longer - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:13
If he'd waited a year longer
Why she forgets her lines till rigor mortis sets in - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:04
Why she forgets her lines till rigor mortis sets in
Why under similar circumstances - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:09
Why under similar circumstances
O death where is thy sting We don't know that - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:05
O death where is thy sting We don't know that
But I got to have cooperation Cooperation yes - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:11
But I got to have cooperation Cooperation yes
Welcome home, Woodrow. - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:21
Welcome home, Woodrow.
I say it is with a sense of deep humility... - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:08
I say it is with a sense of deep humility...
It'll probably be over by the time I'm big enough - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:06
It'll probably be over by the time I'm big enough
Why can't you wear your uniform for a little while - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:20
Why can't you wear your uniform for a little while
Thank you. - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:30
Thank you.
Now I have two heroes - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:16
Now I have two heroes
Now, Martha. Yes? - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:16
Now, Martha. Yes?
Everybody's been so kind. - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:10
Everybody's been so kind.
What do I do now - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:06
What do I do now
Look I didn't get you into this Oh yes you did - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:16
Look I didn't get you into this Oh yes you did
I tell you it'll all blow over - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:08
I tell you it'll all blow over
He's got a statue in the park and the birds sit on it - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:05
He's got a statue in the park and the birds sit on it