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Hail the Conquering Hero

Now, Martha.Yes? Sally Truesmith,you don't have to tell mehow to cook a turkey. Sure,...

Now, Martha.
Yes? Sally Truesmith,
you don't have to tell me
how to cook a turkey. Sure, except that
I'm a haunted man
for the rest of my life. Boy, I wish that's all
I ever had to worry about

Full Transcript

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Now, Martha. Yes?
00:00:02.402 --> 00:00:06.704
Sally Truesmith, you don't have to tell me how to cook a turkey.
00:00:06.706 --> 00:00:12.998
Sure, except that I'm a haunted man for the rest of my life.
00:00:12.012 --> 00:00:14.646
Boy, I wish that's all I ever had to worry about.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
65
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:01
Uploaded
Feb 01, 2025
Genres
comedy, war
Production
Paramount Pictures

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Movie Summary

Woodrow is discharged from the military for hay fever, but fabricates receiving a heroic honorable discharge before returning home.
Everybody's been so kind. - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:10
Everybody's been so kind.
What do I do now - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:06
What do I do now
Look I didn't get you into this Oh yes you did - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:16
Look I didn't get you into this Oh yes you did
I tell you it'll all blow over - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:08
I tell you it'll all blow over
He's got a statue in the park and the birds sit on it - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:05
He's got a statue in the park and the birds sit on it
Where are the medals - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:18
Where are the medals
Then let's get down to business - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:09
Then let's get down to business
First we will have a few words from Doc Bissell. - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:24
First we will have a few words from Doc Bissell.
I need say no more of the character of this young man - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:08
I need say no more of the character of this young man
I've known all of you all my life - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:16
I've known all of you all my life
I accept the responsibility with a sense of both humility satisfaction - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:25
I accept the responsibility with a sense of both humility...
This is a free country They can vote for anybody they like - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:12
This is a free country They can vote for anybody they like
But that ass of a father of yours - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:15
But that ass of a father of yours
Well that's the war for you It's always hard on women - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:20
Well that's the war for you It's always hard on...
Will you quit telling lies - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:14
Will you quit telling lies
They say opportunity's only got one hair on its head - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:07
They say opportunity's only got one hair on its head
Anyway those ain't lies Those are campaign promises They expect them - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:06
Anyway those ain't lies Those are campaign promises...
Do you remember when we used to come here in the cool of the evening - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:18
Do you remember when we used to come here in the cool of the...
What's the matter Oh I don't know I guess I had a nightmare - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:11
What's the matter Oh I don't know I guess I had a...
You want some more hot milk or something? - Hail the Conquering Hero 00:17
You want some more hot milk or something?