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Jeannie: I know who the father is.
Hud: Yeah? You know that, you know a lot. If the baby comes out white and squishy, like, crying his ass off, then we know Woof is definitely the daddy. But if he comes out all beautiful and chocolate brown, that's mine.
Woof: "White and squishy"?
Hud: Yeah, man. White and squishy!
Woof: Listen, he come out and see your crazy black ass standing there, he's gonna be spitting watermelon seeds in your face, man.
Hud: You always open up your mouth before you even think. Get it. When this baby comes out and sees me, he's gonna be so happy and so proud. Do you know what he's gonna say?
[singing]
Hud: I'm a colored spade, A negra, A black nigger, A jungle bunny, Jigaboo, Coon, Pickaninny, Mau-Mau, Uncle Tom, Aunt Jemima, Little Black Sambo, Cotton pickin', Swamp guinea, Junk man, Shoeshine boy, Elevator operator, Table cleaner at Horn and Hardart, Slave voodoo, Zombie, Ubangi lipped, Flat nose, Tap dancin', Resident of Harlem, And president of The United States of Love
Hud: Yeah? You know that, you know a lot. If the baby comes out white and squishy, like, crying his ass off, then we know Woof is definitely the daddy. But if he comes out all beautiful and chocolate brown, that's mine.
Woof: "White and squishy"?
Hud: Yeah, man. White and squishy!
Woof: Listen, he come out and see your crazy black ass standing there, he's gonna be spitting watermelon seeds in your face, man.
Hud: You always open up your mouth before you even think. Get it. When this baby comes out and sees me, he's gonna be so happy and so proud. Do you know what he's gonna say?
[singing]
Hud: I'm a colored spade, A negra, A black nigger, A jungle bunny, Jigaboo, Coon, Pickaninny, Mau-Mau, Uncle Tom, Aunt Jemima, Little Black Sambo, Cotton pickin', Swamp guinea, Junk man, Shoeshine boy, Elevator operator, Table cleaner at Horn and Hardart, Slave voodoo, Zombie, Ubangi lipped, Flat nose, Tap dancin', Resident of Harlem, And president of The United States of Love
Full Transcript
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l know who the father is
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Yeah You know that you know a lot
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lf the baby comes out all white and squishy like crying his ass off
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we know Woof is definitely the daddy lf he comes out beautiful
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and chocolate brown that's mine
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White and squishy Yeah
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White and squishy
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When he come out and sees your crazy black ass standing there
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he's gonna be spitting watermelon seeds in your face
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You open your mouth before you think
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When this baby comes out and sees me he's gonna be so happy and so proud
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Do you know what he's gonna say
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l'm a
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Coloured spade a nigra a black nigga
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Jungle bunny jigaboo coon pickaninny mau mau
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Uncle Tom Aunt Jemima
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Little black sambo
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Cotton pickin' swamp guinea
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Junk man shoeshine boy
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Elevator operator
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Table cleaner at Horn and Hardart
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Slave voodoo zombie
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Ubangi lipped
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Flat nosed tap dancer resident of Harlem
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And President of
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The United States of Love
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President of the United States of Love
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