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"Hairspray" quotes

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A 'pleasantly plump' teenager teaches 1962 Baltimore a thing or two about integration after landing a spot on a local TV dance show.

Director: John Waters
Writer: John Waters
Production: N/A
Year: 1988
MetaScore: 77/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $6,671,108
Released: 26 Feb 1988
Awards: 7 nominations
Oh Link this is so romantic - Hairspray 00:21 Oh Link this is so romantic I watch that tramp and I'm embarrassed to be white - Hairspray 00:06 I watch that tramp and I'm embarrassed to be white Maybe Tracy could be some sort of campus leader - Hairspray 00:16 Maybe Tracy could be some sort of campus leader Would you ever heh swim in an integrated swimming pool heh - Hairspray 00:15 Would you ever heh swim in an integrated swimming pool heh Penny Pingleton you know you were punished - Hairspray 00:15 Penny Pingleton you know you were punished When I'm high I am Odetta - Hairspray 00:22 When I'm high I am Odetta How do you get your hair so straight and so flat - Hairspray 00:14 How do you get your hair so straight and so flat Can I ask you a personal question No - Hairspray 00:08 Can I ask you a personal question No Mama welcome to the '60s Heh - Hairspray 00:06 Mama welcome to the '60s Heh EDNA And Tracy I have told you about that hair - Hairspray 00:23 EDNA And Tracy I have told you about that hair AMBER Yes Corny Please wait outside - Hairspray 00:12 AMBER Yes Corny Please wait outside Oh Mother you're so '50s - Hairspray 00:04 Oh Mother you're so '50s That girl's got roaches in her hair - Hairspray 00:13 That girl's got roaches in her hair Heh you had to choose a colored record as your favorite song - Hairspray 00:35 Heh you had to choose a colored record as your favorite song Anyway she was right in the car - Hairspray 00:16 Anyway she was right in the car Ugh aren't you a little fat for the show - Hairspray 00:13 Ugh aren't you a little fat for the show Mother we're watching The Corny Collins Show - Hairspray 00:11 Mother we're watching The Corny Collins Show I'm an integrationist Yeah - Hairspray 00:08 I'm an integrationist Yeah WILBUR Tracy we all have responsibilities in life - Hairspray 00:14 WILBUR Tracy we all have responsibilities in life Could you turn that racket down - Hairspray 00:08 Could you turn that racket down I wish I was at a hootenanny - Hairspray 00:03 I wish I was at a hootenanny Can you relate to Lesley Gore's music - Hairspray 00:12 Can you relate to Lesley Gore's music Uh I'm just a little nervous - Hairspray 00:11 Uh I'm just a little nervous Tracy did you do your chores around the house today - Hairspray 00:14 Tracy did you do your chores around the house today You two checkerboard chicks What - Hairspray 00:13 You two checkerboard chicks What I'm so happy - Hairspray 00:10 I'm so happy I can't see through her hair - Hairspray 00:27 I can't see through her hair Let's dance Yeah - Hairspray 00:05 Let's dance Yeah Penny your mother called all frantic - Hairspray 00:04 Penny your mother called all frantic Oh Papa Tuney we got a loony - Hairspray 00:10 Oh Papa Tuney we got a loony So at least act white on television - Hairspray 00:05 So at least act white on television Oh God of all nights - Hairspray 00:17 Oh God of all nights Oh my God There are colored people in my house - Hairspray 00:07 Oh my God There are colored people in my house Police brutality Police brutality - Hairspray 00:05 Police brutality Police brutality Penny they put me in special ed just because of my hair - Hairspray 00:05 Penny they put me in special ed just because of my hair MAYBELLE No matter what you heard - Hairspray 00:10 MAYBELLE No matter what you heard Well personally I have nothing against them - Hairspray 00:15 Well personally I have nothing against them Now I've got nothing but hampers of ironing to do - Hairspray 00:08 Now I've got nothing but hampers of ironing to do Tracy Turnblad is a human roach nest - Hairspray 00:05 Tracy Turnblad is a human roach nest All right Hold on to your hats all you continental rockers - Hairspray 00:50 All right Hold on to your hats all you continental rockers Free Tracy Turnblad Segregation never Integration now - Hairspray 00:13 Free Tracy Turnblad Segregation never Integration now Fatty fatty 2 by 4 can't get through the dressing room door - Hairspray 00:05 Fatty fatty 2 by 4 can't get through the dressing room... GIRL Special ed in the red - Hairspray 00:04 GIRL Special ed in the red It ain't right to be dancing on TV to that colored music - Hairspray 00:08 It ain't right to be dancing on TV to that colored... VELMA That fat girl's no competition - Hairspray 00:06 VELMA That fat girl's no competition Are you now or have you ever gone steady - Hairspray 00:06 Are you now or have you ever gone steady And what's your favorite record from the survey - Hairspray 00:12 And what's your favorite record from the survey Don't forget I was Miss Soft Crab in 1945 - Hairspray 00:09 Don't forget I was Miss Soft Crab in 1945 Wow you cats are real beatniks Just like New York - Hairspray 00:13 Wow you cats are real beatniks Just like New York Right Come on Come on Watch - Hairspray 00:10 Right Come on Come on Watch Shake a Tail Feather by The Five Du Tones - Hairspray 00:04 Shake a Tail Feather by The Five Du Tones I'm home - Hairspray 00:04 I'm home Now what More soiled laundry for Mommy I suppose - Hairspray 00:06 Now what More soiled laundry for Mommy I suppose Look at her hair Aah - Hairspray 00:05 Look at her hair Aah Amber you're such a comedian heh - Hairspray 00:04 Amber you're such a comedian heh Okay fatso let's see what you're made of - Hairspray 00:05 Okay fatso let's see what you're made of You had three good close ups today pe od - Hairspray 00:09 You had three good close ups today pe od Twist Oh Daddy ugh - Hairspray 00:17 Twist Oh Daddy ugh Now Motormouth I think it's time we slowed things down a little - Hairspray 00:17 Now Motormouth I think it's time we slowed things down... Just watch I just lost a 2 69 Silly Putty sale - Hairspray 00:10 Just watch I just lost a 2 69 Silly Putty sale Stick with me and we'll claw our way to the top - Hairspray 00:11 Stick with me and we'll claw our way to the top Welcome to the Hefty Hideaway house of fashion for the ample woman - Hairspray 00:05 Welcome to the Hefty Hideaway house of fashion for the ample... Eat up girls Eat up Big is beautiful - Hairspray 00:05 Eat up girls Eat up Big is beautiful Once again your hairdo is getting you in hot water - Hairspray 00:17 Once again your hairdo is getting you in hot water Here we cater to big boned gals like yourself who are stylish - Hairspray 00:09 Here we cater to big boned gals like yourself who are... Could uh could you throw a pair of complimentary pettipants in the deal - Hairspray 00:12 Could uh could you throw a pair of complimentary pettipants... Hey Penny see the colored boy the cute one - Hairspray 00:09 Hey Penny see the colored boy the cute one Hey Thunder Thighs this one's for you - Hairspray 00:04 Hey Thunder Thighs this one's for you Now as you all know - Hairspray 00:18 Now as you all know Black Baltimore your mother is ready to show her might - Hairspray 00:24 Black Baltimore your mother is ready to show her might All right now I want to introduce you to my main man - Hairspray 00:25 All right now I want to introduce you to my main man ALL Two four six eight TV's got to integrate - Hairspray 00:08 ALL Two four six eight TV's got to integrate Oh Papa Tuney we got a loony - Hairspray 00:15 Oh Papa Tuney we got a loony Oh Seaweed will integration ever come - Hairspray 00:18 Oh Seaweed will integration ever come PRUDENCE Penny this is Dr Frederickson - Hairspray 00:15 PRUDENCE Penny this is Dr Frederickson Like hi cats - Hairspray 00:11 Like hi cats Stuck up little spastic - Hairspray 00:06 Stuck up little spastic Ugh oh God He's violated the oath of the friendship ring - Hairspray 00:08 Ugh oh God He's violated the oath of the friendship... Starting today you report to class 10 D room 108 - Hairspray 00:23 Starting today you report to class 10 D room 108 Let's do some reefer We'll get high and I'll iron the chicks' hair - Hairspray 00:13 Let's do some reefer We'll get high and I'll... You are no longer my daughter You are punished even after you die - Hairspray 00:06 You are no longer my daughter You are punished even after... Are you aware Negro Day is the last Thursday of every month - Hairspray 00:12 Are you aware Negro Day is the last Thursday of every month PENNY I know Miss Edna Can I come in - Hairspray 00:30 PENNY I know Miss Edna Can I come in Mama says Negro Day ain't nothing but segregation - Hairspray 00:04 Mama says Negro Day ain't nothing but segregation Where'd a white girl learn to dance like that - Hairspray 00:08 Where'd a white girl learn to dance like that Penny Pingleton I'm calling the cops - Hairspray 00:08 Penny Pingleton I'm calling the cops

Cast

Franklin von Tussle - Sonny Bono
Motormouth Maybelle - Ruth Brown
Edna Turnblad - Divine
Velma Von Tussle - Debbie Harry
Tracy Turnblad - Ricki Lake