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"Hairspray" quotes

Hairspray poster
Pleasantly plump teenager Tracy Turnblad auditions to be on Baltimore's most popular dance show - The Corny Collins Show - and lands a prime spot. Through her newfound fame, she becomes determined to help her friends and end the racial segregation that has been a staple of the show.

Director: Adam Shankman
Writer: Leslie Dixon, John Waters, Mark O'Donnell
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance, drama
Year: 2007
MetaScore: 81/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $118,946,291
Released: 20 Jul 2007
Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Award21 wins & 44 nominations total

83 video clips

Edna TurnbladMotormouth MaybellePenny PingletonCorny CollinsTeacherLink LarkinWilbur TurnbladTracy TurnbladSeaweedPrudy PingletonVelma Von TussleMale Tv ReporterAmber Von TusselAmber Von TusslePolice ChiefMr. SpritzerMr. PinkyLittle Inez
Would you keep that racket down - Hairspray 00:17 Would you keep that racket down So this is love - Hairspray 00:16 So this is love Oh and Mr Larkin perhaps you'd like to share - Hairspray 00:11 Oh and Mr Larkin perhaps you'd like to share Uh no L I was just at home uh - Hairspray 00:26 Uh no L I was just at home uh I am now a checkerboard chick - Hairspray 00:05 I am now a checkerboard chick Who cares about sleep when you can snooze in school - Hairspray 00:08 Who cares about sleep when you can snooze in school Negro Day's the best - Hairspray 00:08 Negro Day's the best Without that show I have nothing Having nothing builds character - Hairspray 00:06 Without that show I have nothing Having nothing builds... Ooh we get any more white people in here - Hairspray 00:06 Ooh we get any more white people in here What Your hair deflated - Hairspray 00:09 What Your hair deflated Livin' in the ghetto black is everywhere ya go - Hairspray 00:21 Livin' in the ghetto black is everywhere ya go Seaweed Shh don't let her hear you - Hairspray 00:29 Seaweed Shh don't let her hear you You can't stop my happiness - Hairspray 00:19 You can't stop my happiness This is America babe - Hairspray 00:08 This is America babe And Penny go home before your mother shoots you - Hairspray 00:04 And Penny go home before your mother shoots you Thank you Motormouth And now it's time to - Hairspray 00:15 Thank you Motormouth And now it's time to How dare you pick the same song - Hairspray 00:07 How dare you pick the same song Well looks like y'all took a step outta bounds - Hairspray 00:27 Well looks like y'all took a step outta bounds People who are different - Hairspray 00:06 People who are different And picked her - Hairspray 00:36 And picked her My name is Mike - Hairspray 00:22 My name is Mike I think they secretly liked you - Hairspray 00:04 I think they secretly liked you My mom's havin' a platter party tonight - Hairspray 00:27 My mom's havin' a platter party tonight Yeah they're kids Corny - Hairspray 00:36 Yeah they're kids Corny Ah whoa Sorry little darlin' - Hairspray 00:06 Ah whoa Sorry little darlin' Penny the cops are looking for me everywhere - Hairspray 00:09 Penny the cops are looking for me everywhere Those poor runner ups might still hold some grudges - Hairspray 00:09 Those poor runner ups might still hold some grudges It's time Ah - Hairspray 00:15 It's time Ah Get the jump rope Penny - Hairspray 00:06 Get the jump rope Penny Hey baby you look like you could use a stiff one - Hairspray 00:05 Hey baby you look like you could use a stiff one I lost Mom Let's just deal with it - Hairspray 00:17 I lost Mom Let's just deal with it Honey took me 5 years - Hairspray 00:08 Honey took me 5 years Gee velma how do you fire Corny Collins - Hairspray 00:10 Gee velma how do you fire Corny Collins I'm a bad bad girl who needs to be punished - Hairspray 00:06 I'm a bad bad girl who needs to be punished Detroit sound - Hairspray 00:06 Detroit sound She'll certainly risk jail - Hairspray 00:04 She'll certainly risk jail Plastic little spastic - Hairspray 00:04 Plastic little spastic Velma isn't this where it's all headin' anyway - Hairspray 00:07 Velma isn't this where it's all headin'... Incredible - Hairspray 00:16 Incredible Do it now or forever wish you had - Hairspray 00:05 Do it now or forever wish you had Mom please don't send my best friend to the big house - Hairspray 00:14 Mom please don't send my best friend to the big house You wait till your father gets out of prison - Hairspray 00:07 You wait till your father gets out of prison Darling you had best believe me - Hairspray 00:12 Darling you had best believe me Are you scared we're on live - Hairspray 00:16 Are you scared we're on live First the hair now this - Hairspray 00:16 First the hair now this Go on Get out there and show 'em - Hairspray 00:04 Go on Get out there and show 'em You sure you wouldn't like to have - Hairspray 00:18 You sure you wouldn't like to have Oh oh oh - Hairspray 00:32 Oh oh oh I don't even know why we have this room down here - Hairspray 00:11 I don't even know why we have this room down here You see You see - Hairspray 00:23 You see You see Devil child Devil child - Hairspray 00:04 Devil child Devil child I want that chubby communist girl off the show - Hairspray 00:05 I want that chubby communist girl off the show Oh and it's totally not true about her and the entire football team - Hairspray 00:23 Oh and it's totally not true about her and the entire... But if you protest you'll be on lists - Hairspray 00:09 But if you protest you'll be on lists This heart only beats for size 60 - Hairspray 00:05 This heart only beats for size 60 I'd know whose mother you were anywhere - Hairspray 00:06 I'd know whose mother you were anywhere You have to vote for a person Corny not one of the Himalayas - Hairspray 00:05 You have to vote for a person Corny not one of the Himalayas Oh oh oh - Hairspray 00:26 Oh oh oh Ever since we first saw the sun - Hairspray 00:35 Ever since we first saw the sun How can you taint a cancerous can a chemicals - Hairspray 00:05 How can you taint a cancerous can a chemicals I think knowin' you's the start of a pretty big adventure - Hairspray 00:05 I think knowin' you's the start of a pretty big... Well Tracy certainly has redefined our standards Ha ha - Hairspray 00:07 Well Tracy certainly has redefined our standards Ha ha No call You just disappear - Hairspray 00:07 No call You just disappear 54 double D - Hairspray 00:08 54 double D That's my shot Trace - Hairspray 00:16 That's my shot Trace No one is auditioning for anything in this household - Hairspray 00:21 No one is auditioning for anything in this household There's my shining star - Hairspray 00:33 There's my shining star That's the way you do it - Hairspray 00:04 That's the way you do it Nap a Way for stubborn hair - Hairspray 00:10 Nap a Way for stubborn hair I think I've been in a bubble or something - Hairspray 00:17 I think I've been in a bubble or something R r r role call - Hairspray 00:21 R r r role call Imagine my little girl regular at last - Hairspray 00:06 Imagine my little girl regular at last I once had a dream that I owned a coin operated laundromat - Hairspray 00:09 I once had a dream that I owned a coin operated laundromat They must think my ears are garbage cans - Hairspray 00:10 They must think my ears are garbage cans You're gonna need more than some seltzer - Hairspray 00:07 You're gonna need more than some seltzer Seems like we'll have an opening here on the show for a girl - Hairspray 00:08 Seems like we'll have an opening here on the show for a... You try that again and there'll be stumps where your feet should be - Hairspray 00:10 You try that again and there'll be stumps where your... Seaweed's got a girlfriend - Hairspray 00:07 Seaweed's got a girlfriend It was horrible - Hairspray 00:14 It was horrible I'm tired of coverin' up all my pride - Hairspray 00:29 I'm tired of coverin' up all my pride She's hip - Hairspray 00:10 She's hip Hey look out for that movin' van - Hairspray 00:06 Hey look out for that movin' van

Cast

Edna Turnblad - John Travolta
Velma Von Tussle - Michelle Pfeiffer
Wilbur Turnblad - Christopher Walken
Penny Pingleton - Amanda Bynes
Corny Collins - James Marsden
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