"Half Baked" quotes
100 Clips
00:05 L love you too
00:12 Yes l'm sexy
00:12 All we gotta do is raise ten percent of one million yo
00:14 L've heard people say they don't get high the...
00:13 L'm Cuban B Yes Cuban B
00:27 And Smoka Lot opened up to me like l was Barbara Walters lt...
00:11 Samson this is Sheila Mama fell
00:37 You see it was the summer before ninth grade
00:17 Abba Zabba
00:17 Did you ever see the back of a 20 bill on weed
00:13 Hey what day is it Saturday
00:13 L'm gonna take your little Mexican friend with me
00:14 Fuck you Fuck you
00:11 Bail is set at one million dollars for the crime of killing...
00:31 What happened man
00:07 Yo this shit must be good B
00:09 Now that's a titty Fully man
00:13 And then you got your straight up potheads Ooh
00:11 You can get the stuff at little corner stores called bodegas
00:09 Lf you ever need a guinea pig let me know
00:23 The money we do have is not for spending
00:06 This horse is a diabetic
00:09 Eleven days Thurgood l'm as good as skewered
00:09 L got some booty l got some booty l got some booty
00:19 What do you want Master Bitch you know what l want
00:05 The shiz nittle bam snip snap sack
00:10 My father's a drug dealer Wow that must've been...
00:15 Jan will you be my girlfriend
00:08 Lf l wasn't Jamaican then why would l wear this hat Hmm
00:05 You got me You paying attention
00:35 L got some weed at work today if y'all wanna try it out
00:08 Oh l'm sorry y'all l don't want to be the...
00:12 Guys shut up about the weed for two seconds l don't...
00:06 L didn't know it was a diabetic l'm scared
00:13 Heifer with cheese You son of a bitch l'm right behind...
00:30 Would you like to hear some of my poetry Not really
00:14 We're fund raisers Well you said you gave Mary Jane a...
00:08 No Naughty
00:33 Hell back in the '60s we used to smoke that shit on the...
00:36 Lt's really real
00:15 Why don't we sell that shit we smoked the other night...
00:13 Well you know l be from Jamaica man Lord have mercy
00:20 Watch your back Fish 'cause Squirrel Master ain't...
00:12 L love horses l love horses
00:05 Abracadabra B
00:27 The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around
00:20 L'm not gonna do what everyone thinks l'm gonna do
00:12 So now we all live together in New York
00:19 For 400 l got Jerry Garcia in a pouch man
00:05 You have smoked yourself retarded
00:05 Now l don't do drugs though Just weed
00:05 His bad back Doctor said l need a backeotomy
00:12 You guys gotta do something There's this guy Nasty Nate...
00:16 Lady you want seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record
00:10 L love you too
00:12 Hey girl
00:36 With some dip man
00:12 Marijuana is not a drug
Cast
Thurgood Jenkins - Dave Chappelle
Scarface - Guillermo DÃaz
Brian - Jim Breuer
Kenny Davis - Harland Williams
Mary Jane Potman - Rachel True