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Rick:
[after seeing Brent vandalize Fred's car]
Take it easy, okay? Relax! Brent:
No! YOU take it easy! You think you can just come into my club and take my girl, and get away with it? No. Not tonight, buddy. Fuck, no! You're not gonna get away with it! NEVER! EVER! Meg:
[appears with Paige]
Brent? Brent:
Mother? What are you doing here? Fred:
Wait wait wait. Aunt Meg is your mom? Brent:
[to Meg]
How does he know your name? Meg:
Well, we, uh... Brent:
[shocked]
What? No. No. No. No. Are you telling me that this 40-hour-a-week motherfucking soccer dad took my girl, and his flabby asshole... my Mother? Fred:
No! No, no, no! I didn't have sex with your mom! All I did was fake chow her! All right? Rick:
It's true! Brent:
[drops his crowbar]
That's it. You two are dead men! [pulls out a gun] Fred:
WHOA! HE'S GOT A GUN! Meg:
Brent, where did you get that? Brent:
Grandpa's closet!
[after seeing Brent vandalize Fred's car]
Take it easy, okay? Relax! Brent:
No! YOU take it easy! You think you can just come into my club and take my girl, and get away with it? No. Not tonight, buddy. Fuck, no! You're not gonna get away with it! NEVER! EVER! Meg:
[appears with Paige]
Brent? Brent:
Mother? What are you doing here? Fred:
Wait wait wait. Aunt Meg is your mom? Brent:
[to Meg]
How does he know your name? Meg:
Well, we, uh... Brent:
[shocked]
What? No. No. No. No. Are you telling me that this 40-hour-a-week motherfucking soccer dad took my girl, and his flabby asshole... my Mother? Fred:
No! No, no, no! I didn't have sex with your mom! All I did was fake chow her! All right? Rick:
It's true! Brent:
[drops his crowbar]
That's it. You two are dead men! [pulls out a gun] Fred:
WHOA! HE'S GOT A GUN! Meg:
Brent, where did you get that? Brent:
Grandpa's closet!
Full Transcript
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Take it easy okay Relax
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No You take it easy
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You think that you can come into my club
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take my girl and then get away with it
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No Not tonight buddy
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But why would you even try to have sex with the right Rick He was mine
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Ugh Fuck no
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You're not gonna get away with it
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Never Ever Hey Hey
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Brent
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Mother
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What are you doing here Wait wait wait Aunt Meg is your mom
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How does he know your name
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Well Kind of We Sort of
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What No No no no
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No
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No Are you telling me
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that this 40 hour week motherfucking soccer dad took my girl
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and this flabby asshole
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my mother
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No no no I didn't have sex with your mom
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All I did was fake chow her All right It's true
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That's it You two are dead men Whoa He's got a gun
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No What
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Where did you get that Grandpa's closet
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Movie Summary
Rick and Fred, two husbands who are having difficulty in their marriages, are given a Hall Pass by their wives: for one week, they can do whatever they want.
