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"Hamlet 2" quotes

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In this irreverent comedy, a failed actor-turned-worse-high-school-drama-teacher rallies his Tucson, AZ students as he conceives and stages politically incorrect musical sequel to Shakespeare's Hamlet.

Director: Andrew Fleming
Writer: Pam Brady, Andrew Fleming
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, music
Year: 2008
MetaScore: 54/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $4,886,216
Released: 27 Aug 2008
Awards: 3 nominations

33 video clips

Dana MarschzHoraceElisabeth ShueCricket FeldsteinChuyEpiphany SellarsMr. MarquezMrs. MarquezBrie MarschzNoah SappersteinRand PosinIvonneMan At Play #1
We're putting this play on and if you don't like it then tough titties - Hamlet 2 00:11 We're putting this play on and if you don't like... You know Chuy you're gonna have a magical life - Hamlet 2 00:11 You know Chuy you're gonna have a magical life Well this play is gonna bitch slap Broadway - Hamlet 2 00:25 Well this play is gonna bitch slap Broadway You guys come on I asked you to prepare a few questions - Hamlet 2 00:54 You guys come on I asked you to prepare a few questions Yeah It's a slippery slope - Hamlet 2 00:11 Yeah It's a slippery slope No one is shutting down this play - Hamlet 2 00:12 No one is shutting down this play You watch it Nacho Bell Grande - Hamlet 2 00:14 You watch it Nacho Bell Grande You can't let your ethnic narrow mindedness - Hamlet 2 00:30 You can't let your ethnic narrow mindedness What is your fucking problem man - Hamlet 2 00:09 What is your fucking problem man You wanna hit me Hit me - Hamlet 2 00:10 You wanna hit me Hit me We just coming together as a class right - Hamlet 2 00:17 We just coming together as a class right Oh my God Writing is so hard - Hamlet 2 00:14 Oh my God Writing is so hard Maybe it's better that I just - Hamlet 2 00:08 Maybe it's better that I just I feel like I'm in a cage - Hamlet 2 00:16 I feel like I'm in a cage Heywood it's late and my wife is ovulating - Hamlet 2 00:05 Heywood it's late and my wife is ovulating Goddamn macho bastards and their fear of the arts - Hamlet 2 00:07 Goddamn macho bastards and their fear of the arts I work for gas money which is why I skate - Hamlet 2 00:07 I work for gas money which is why I skate Let there be light - Hamlet 2 00:09 Let there be light You got to believe us - Hamlet 2 00:10 You got to believe us My father tried to stand in the way of my dreams too - Hamlet 2 00:06 My father tried to stand in the way of my dreams too You ready Yeah - Hamlet 2 00:11 You ready Yeah There is one other thing - Hamlet 2 00:22 There is one other thing Hamlet 2 - Hamlet 2 00:26 Hamlet 2 Hey are you mad at me - Hamlet 2 00:39 Hey are you mad at me So without further ado I'd like to introduce you to Elisabeth Shue - Hamlet 2 00:25 So without further ado I'd like to introduce you to... What do you miss about acting - Hamlet 2 00:13 What do you miss about acting I'm a short blond chick but I play to the death - Hamlet 2 00:13 I'm a short blond chick but I play to the death Gary and I have been getting closer for a while now - Hamlet 2 00:14 Gary and I have been getting closer for a while now You have no documentation no ID your badge isn't visible - Hamlet 2 00:14 You have no documentation no ID your badge isn't... That is excellent wire work - Hamlet 2 00:05 That is excellent wire work What about when I forgave my father - Hamlet 2 00:05 What about when I forgave my father I'm such a dick - Hamlet 2 00:11 I'm such a dick It was stupid but it was also theater - Hamlet 2 00:05 It was stupid but it was also theater

Cast

Dana Marschz - Steve Coogan
Brie Marschz - Catherine Keener
Octavio - Joseph Julian Soria
Rand Posin - Skylar Astin
Epiphany Sellers - Phoebe Strole
All Cast