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Cricket Feldstein:
Well, this play is gonna bitch-slap Broadway like a cheap hooker at a gangbang. Dana Marschz:
Uh... yeah. Cricket Feldstein:
Y'know, and those Bible-humping protesters can suck a bag of dicks, 'cause all I ended up doing was giving you free publicity. Dana Marschz:
Yeah, and did you see my dressing room? It has a bidet! Elisabeth Shue:
That was a sink. Dana Marschz:
It was?
Well, this play is gonna bitch-slap Broadway like a cheap hooker at a gangbang. Dana Marschz:
Uh... yeah. Cricket Feldstein:
Y'know, and those Bible-humping protesters can suck a bag of dicks, 'cause all I ended up doing was giving you free publicity. Dana Marschz:
Yeah, and did you see my dressing room? It has a bidet! Elisabeth Shue:
That was a sink. Dana Marschz:
It was?
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Well this play is gonna bitch slap Broadway
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like a cheap hooker at a gang bang
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Yeah
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You know and those Bible humping protesters
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can suck a bag of dicks
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'cause all they ended up doing
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was giving you free publicity
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Yeah and did you see my dressing room
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It has a bidet
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That was a sink
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It was
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Movie Summary
In this irreverent comedy, a failed actor-turned-worse-high-school-drama-teacher rallies his Tucson, AZ students as he conceives and stages politically incorrect musical sequel to Shakespeare's Hamlet.
Actors
Cricket Feldstein
Dana Marschz
Elisabeth Shue
Horace
