"Hancock" quotes

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Hancock is a superhero whose ill-considered behavior regularly causes damage in the millions. He changes when the person he saves helps him improve his public image.

Director: Peter Berg
Writer: Vy Vincent Ngo, Vince Gilligan
Production: N/A
Year: 2008
MetaScore: 49/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $227,946,274
Released: 02 Jul 2008
Awards: 4 wins & 14 nominations

79 Clips

The way you deal with bullies you take your right foot - Hancock 00:18
The way you deal with bullies you take your right foot
The law is the law Mr Hancock and you are not above it - Hancock 00:36
The law is the law Mr Hancock and you are not above it
I'm gonna teach you how to interface with the public - Hancock 00:04
I'm gonna teach you how to interface with the public
Oh stop crying punk ass Go ahead - Hancock 00:05
Oh stop crying punk ass Go ahead
It's a little tight What you got - Hancock 00:04
It's a little tight What you got
If you don't move your head is going up his ass - Hancock 00:18
If you don't move your head is going up his ass
Yeah Turn the other cheek all that That's exactly right - Hancock 00:11
Yeah Turn the other cheek all that That's exactly right
You're gonna change the world - Hancock 00:04
You're gonna change the world
So you've used the door and the building's still intact - Hancock 00:15
So you've used the door and the building's still intact
Beat it 'Soulja Boy ' - Hancock 00:04
Beat it 'Soulja Boy '
Upon us all Hancock - Hancock 00:18
Upon us all Hancock
I will break my foot off in your ass woman - Hancock 00:05
I will break my foot off in your ass woman
I for one have had enough of this guy - Hancock 00:32
I for one have had enough of this guy
If Ray finds out about me - Hancock 00:08
If Ray finds out about me
I don't even remember that Yeah - Hancock 00:08
I don't even remember that Yeah
He hurt you didn't he - Hancock 00:35
He hurt you didn't he
You broke my glasses - Hancock 00:06
You broke my glasses
Will I get in trouble for that - Hancock 00:04
Will I get in trouble for that
For when they call - Hancock 00:26
For when they call
Why were you flying You were flying Mary - Hancock 00:31
Why were you flying You were flying Mary
I apologize to the people of Los Angeles - Hancock 00:32
I apologize to the people of Los Angeles
There's a DA trying to figure out how to put you in jail - Hancock 00:17
There's a DA trying to figure out how to put you in jail
Did you shove a man's head up another man's ass - Hancock 00:05
Did you shove a man's head up another man's ass
Call me a asshole - Hancock 00:18
Call me a asshole
Damn Handjob Where you come from - Hancock 00:21
Damn Handjob Where you come from
Did he just take the whiskey bottle to the bathroom - Hancock 00:08
Did he just take the whiskey bottle to the bathroom
What I'm not Japanese man - Hancock 00:09
What I'm not Japanese man
Call me a asshole - Hancock 00:06
Call me a asshole
People Don't get me wrong they should love you They really should - Hancock 00:16
People Don't get me wrong they should love you They really...
But my basic diagnosis of your fundamental problem is - Hancock 00:18
But my basic diagnosis of your fundamental problem is
But if you don't pull over and give yourselves up quietly - Hancock 00:17
But if you don't pull over and give yourselves up quietly
I hate to burst your little crazy lady bubble - Hancock 00:22
I hate to burst your little crazy lady bubble
You and I You and I what - Hancock 00:36
You and I You and I what
Good job - Hancock 00:06
Good job
You said that I need you to end this now - Hancock 00:04
You said that I need you to end this now
Three guys in the car no girls rave music - Hancock 00:07
Three guys in the car no girls rave music
How about you thickness - Hancock 00:36
How about you thickness
And I can smell that liquor on your breath - Hancock 00:08
And I can smell that liquor on your breath
Long before you were born He just can't remember - Hancock 00:36
Long before you were born He just can't remember
That's nice Gotta wonder though - Hancock 00:32
That's nice Gotta wonder though
What you want a cookie Get out of my face - Hancock 00:10
What you want a cookie Get out of my face
Good job - Hancock 00:18
Good job
All of you people - Hancock 00:25
All of you people
It's a little tight - Hancock 00:11
It's a little tight
Bring it right up and catch him in his little piss pump - Hancock 01:01
Bring it right up and catch him in his little piss pump
From where I sit - Hancock 01:42
From where I sit
Oh stop crying - Hancock 00:10
Oh stop crying
I'll break my foot off in your ass - Hancock 00:14
I'll break my foot off in your ass
You're gonna change the world - Hancock 00:13
You're gonna change the world
The building's still intact - Hancock 01:01
The building's still intact
You're no different - Hancock 00:46
You're no different
If you don't move - Hancock 00:25
If you don't move
Your head is going up his ass - Hancock 00:25
Your head is going up his ass
Have had enough of this guy - Hancock 01:08
Have had enough of this guy
If Ray ever finds out about me - Hancock 00:13
If Ray ever finds out about me
You broke my glasses - Hancock 00:15
You broke my glasses
For when they call - Hancock 00:39
For when they call
I don't even remember that - Hancock 00:16
I don't even remember that
How did it make you feel - Hancock 00:53
How did it make you feel
Why were you flying - Hancock 01:18
Why were you flying
It's just us now - Hancock 01:18
It's just us now
Will I get in trouble for that - Hancock 00:13
Will I get in trouble for that
Just take the whiskey bottle to the bathroom - Hancock 00:22
Just take the whiskey bottle to the bathroom
People take you for granted - Hancock 00:35
People take you for granted
Did you shove a man's head up another man's ass - Hancock 00:17
Did you shove a man's head up another man's ass
I'm not Japanese - Hancock 00:15
I'm not Japanese
Where you come from - Hancock 01:03
Where you come from
My basic diagnosis of your fundamental problem is - Hancock 00:51
My basic diagnosis of your fundamental problem is
You're an asshole - Hancock 00:51
You're an asshole
They really should - Hancock 01:00
They really should
Your head is going up the driver's ass - Hancock 00:45
Your head is going up the driver's ass
I swear to Christ - Hancock 00:45
I swear to Christ
Different cultures call us by different names - Hancock 00:32
Different cultures call us by different names
You're from another planet - Hancock 02:38
You're from another planet
And I can smell that liquor on your breath - Hancock 00:20
And I can smell that liquor on your breath
We broke up decades ago - Hancock 02:15
We broke up decades ago
What kind of bastard must I have been - Hancock 00:34
What kind of bastard must I have been
Do I have permission to touch your body - Hancock 00:41
Do I have permission to touch your body
Blocking the intersection - Hancock 01:08
Blocking the intersection

Cast

John Hancock - Will Smith
Aaron - Jae Head
Man Mountain - David Mattey
Woman in Dive Bar - Dorothy Cecchi
Girl at Bus Bench - Michelle Lemon
Executive - Akiva Goldsman
Executive - Michael Mann
Executive - Brad Leland
Executive - Trieu Tran
Police Sergeant - Darrell Foster
Female Cop - Liz Wicker
Female Hostage - Taylor Gilbert
Clapping Guy - Caroll Tohme
Woman Under Ray's Car - Barbara Ali
Rail Crossing Crowd - Ryan Radis
Rail Crossing Crowd #2 - Elizabeth Dennehy
Rail Crossing Crowd - Darren Dowler
Train Engineer - John Frazier
Michel - Daeg Faerch
Neighborhood Kid - Matthew King
Neighborhood Kid - Martin Magdaleno
Man on Street - Ronald W. Howard
Police Chief - Gregg Daniel
Boy at Bus Bench - Atticus Shaffer
Ice Cream Truck Patron - Aaron Henderson
Ice Cream Truck Patron - Huy Nguyen
Ice Cream Truck Patron - Mary-Jessica Pitts
Ice Cream Truck Patron - Kalee StClair
Convict - Donald Gibb
Convict - Ralph Richeson
Convict - Allan Havey
Convict - Timothy Brennen
Convict - Anthony Ledesma
Convict - Steven Pierce
Convict - Dominic Prampin
Convict - Mars Crain
Convict - Jack Axelrod
Convict - Martin Klebba
Angry Man - Marc C. Geschwind
Angry Man - Rob Maron
Sunglass Woman - Aisha Schliessler
Reporter - Cher Calvin
Wife of Angry Man #3 - Leslie Berger
Reporter - Don Abernathy
LAPD Officer - Rio Ahn
Hospital Patron - Brandon Alexander
Prison Inmate - Sampson Alexander
Doctor who helps Mary - Peter Berg
ER Doctor - Stephen Bishop
Executive - Tanya Bond
Waitress - Tracy Britton
Beachgoer - Pete Brown
Hospital Doctor #2 - Samantha Cannon
Television Reporter - Dave Allen Clark
ER Nurse - Kate Clarke
Inmate - Mike Cochrane
Street Patron - David Cohen
Reporter #2 - Shea Curry
Hollywood Punk - Doby Daenger
Kid in Street - Kyla Dang
E R Nurse - Tammy Dugen
Convict - Derek Easley
News Reporter - Natasha Ellis
Criminal - Mike Epps
Mohawk Man - Sean Field
Girl Being Mugged - Jeane Fournier
Theater Goer - Les Gardonyi
Street Patron - Giovanni V. Giusti
Street Patron - Paulo Giusti
Bunkhouse Guard - Wray Gould
Radio Caller - Brandon Ford Green
Fireman - Adam Greeves
Hollywood Starlet - Krystal Grenseman
Theatergoer #2 - Johnathan Hallgrey
Young Guard - Mustafa Harris
Hot Fan - Alexa Havins
Man on Street - David Hill
Gun Nut - Alex Huynh
Executive - Marketa Janska
LAPD Police Officer - Joost Janssen
Inmate Basketball Player - Terrence Julien
Theatre Guest - Edward M. Kelahan
Pedestrian - Khafre King
SWAT Cop - Joel Lambert
ER Front Desk Nurse - Michelle Lenhardt
ER Doctor #2 - Ronnie Lewis Jr.
Street Patron - Bella Luna
Correction Officer - Rick Mali
Male Hostage - Mike McIntosh
Chain Gang Guard - Chris Mitchell
Newsanchor - Sumalee Montano
Interviewer - Scott Michael Morgan
Blind Man - Alan Mueting
Asian Gang Member - Tang Nguyen
Reporter - Montana Ovikian
Tourist #3 - Julie Pepin
Hospital Doctor #1 - Bryan Keith Ponton
Helicopter Pilot - Alan D. Purwin
Theater Goer - Dawn Ressy
Los Angeles City Fire Paramedic - Nicholas Rich
Basketball Prisoner - DJ Rivers
ER Technician - Brennan Taylor
Man on Street - Drew Taylor
Chinese Theatre tour guide - Levi Tinker
FBI Agent - Timothy T Tyler
On Camera Reporter - Ryan Van de Kamp Buchanan
Hollywood Punk - Jobeth Wagner
News Camera Man - Rob Watt
Mug Shot Officer - Algerita Wynn
Prison Inmate -
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