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Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer

And, like, me now, I'm like yeah, Hank, thecup doesn't have senses

And, like, me now, I'm like yeah, Hank, the
cup doesn't have senses

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And, like, me now,
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I'm like yeah, Hank, the cup doesn't have senses.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:03
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Dropout

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Movie Summary

Hank Green reflects on the good, the bad, and the weird parts of having cancer.
It's never heard the giggle of a child, or jazz music. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
It's never heard the giggle of a child, or jazz music.
It's never heard the noise that pigeons make, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:12
It's never heard the noise that pigeons make,
But I'm in the office park, I'm jealous of a cup, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
But I'm in the office park, I'm jealous of a cup,
And I go see my wife, and Katherine tells me - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:10
And I go see my wife, and Katherine tells me
And then I have to call my mom. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
And then I have to call my mom.
Sort of widely considered to be - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:10
Sort of widely considered to be
And I call my mom, and she picks up the phone, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
And I call my mom, and she picks up the phone,
(audience laughs) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
(audience laughs)
But then, quickly, I realize that in fact what has happened - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:17
But then, quickly, I realize that in fact what has happened
So I find myself in the really weird position of, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
So I find myself in the really weird position of,
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
(audience laughing)
The Roman Stoics believed... - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
The Roman Stoics believed...
The Roman Stoics believed in the power of something - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
The Roman Stoics believed in the power of something
If you imagine terrible things happening, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
If you imagine terrible things happening,
You imagine the death of your child so that you can - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
You imagine the death of your child so that you can
I just don't think that the Roman Stoics - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
I just don't think that the Roman Stoics
They imagine the death of their child, and then they imagine - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:16
They imagine the death of their child, and then they imagine
That's how moms fall asleep, is they count child deaths, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
That's how moms fall asleep, is they count child deaths...
And this practicing half of Roman Stoicism, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:10
And this practicing half of Roman Stoicism,
I cried like a total mess, and they all cried, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:11
I cried like a total mess, and they all cried,