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Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer

(audience cheering) I got one cell that figured out how to confuse all the othercells into...

(audience cheering) I got one cell that figured out how to confuse all the other
cells into taking care of it at the expense of the rest of my body

Full Transcript

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(audience cheering)
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I got one cell that figured out
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how to confuse all the other cells into taking care of it
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at the expense of the rest of my body.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:27
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Dropout

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Movie Summary

Hank Green reflects on the good, the bad, and the weird parts of having cancer.
And the weird thing is that this cell - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
And the weird thing is that this cell
This is a new organism that isn't me anymore, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
This is a new organism that isn't me anymore,
A single celled organism whose nearest ancestor is me, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:22
A single celled organism whose nearest ancestor is me,
And he's like, actually, I do have some other appointments - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
And he's like, actually, I do have some other appointme...
So how do we kill the Trents? First step, chemotherapy. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
So how do we kill the Trents? First step, chemotherapy.
I go to get my first infusion at the infusion center. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
I go to get my first infusion at the infusion center.
It's the nicest room in the hospital, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
It's the nicest room in the hospital,
We have cold yogurt and warm blankets - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
We have cold yogurt and warm blankets
I sit down, I get hooked up. She stabs me in the chemo port. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
I sit down, I get hooked up. She stabs me in the chemo port.
They install a port in your body, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
They install a port in your body,
And so she gave me the first chemotherapy bag and she says, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:13
And so she gave me the first chemotherapy bag and she says,
And I'm like, if you don't want it inside of me, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
And I'm like, if you don't want it inside of me,
But once it's through the tissues and in your bladder, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:11
But once it's through the tissues and in your bladder,
And then she says to me, for the next few days, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:11
And then she says to me, for the next few days,
And, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:20
And,
And I'm looking around and I'm like, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
And I'm looking around and I'm like,
She's looking at me, and I'm looking at her, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
She's looking at me, and I'm looking at her,
I don't see it. (audience cheering) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
I don't see it. (audience cheering)
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
(audience laughing)
Like pee! Everybody in the room got it. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
Like pee! Everybody in the room got it.