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Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer

(audience cheering) I'm from Florida, so I'vekilled, like, fish and bugs, and crabs, which...

(audience cheering) I'm from Florida, so I've
killed, like, fish and bugs, and crabs, which are like fish bugs

Full Transcript

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(audience cheering)
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I'm from Florida, so I've killed, like, fish and bugs,
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and crabs, which are like fish bugs.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:24
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Dropout

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Movie Summary

Hank Green reflects on the good, the bad, and the weird parts of having cancer.
That's what happened, Aristotle said, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
That's what happened, Aristotle said,
You're like, holy shit, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
You're like, holy shit,
Except the Baltimore Orioles live inside your body, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
Except the Baltimore Orioles live inside your body,
So I go see my doctor about that, and he's like, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
So I go see my doctor about that, and he's like,
Now that we're staged and we know where you're at, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
Now that we're staged and we know where you're at,
And I'm like, mm! Seems bad, I don't know! - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
And I'm like, mm! Seems bad, I don't know!
And he's like, well, I see people with cancer all day, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
And he's like, well, I see people with cancer all day,
And I'm like, I see people doing TikTok dances - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
And I'm like, I see people doing TikTok dances
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:14
(audience laughing)
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
(audience laughing)
Actually, interestingly, the summer I was sick - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
Actually, interestingly, the summer I was sick
The death rate of trying to summit Mount Everest, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:15
The death rate of trying to summit Mount Everest,
And I'll explain to you why, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
And I'll explain to you why,
That's why you do it, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
That's why you do it,
That's why I spent all that money and took all that danger, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
That's why I spent all that money and took all that dan...
But it turns out it's about as hard - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
But it turns out it's about as hard
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
(audience laughing)
It's actually cheaper to get cancer, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
It's actually cheaper to get cancer,
And also, another perk, if you die of cancer, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
And also, another perk, if you die of cancer,
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:10
(audience laughing)