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Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer

(audience cheering) That's why they make your hair fall out, so that you have a...

(audience cheering) That's why they make your hair fall out, so that you have a measuring
stick of how you're doing, how long you've been okay

Full Transcript

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(audience cheering)
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That's why they make your hair fall out,
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so that you have a measuring stick of how you're doing,
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how long you've been okay.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:01
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Dropout

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Movie Summary

Hank Green reflects on the good, the bad, and the weird parts of having cancer.
Actually, no, the hair falls out because they say - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
Actually, no, the hair falls out because they say
And I'm like, what are my hair cells doing - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
And I'm like, what are my hair cells doing
They're just secreting hair all day. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
They're just secreting hair all day.
The problem is that it's gross, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
The problem is that it's gross,
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:25
(audience laughing)
It's just very long stacks of dead cells. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
It's just very long stacks of dead cells.
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
(audience laughing)
And evolution was like, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:11
And evolution was like,
Mine came back curly, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
Mine came back curly,
I would tell you why it's harder, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
I would tell you why it's harder,
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:11
(audience laughing)
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
(audience laughing)
So I'm just hoping it gets long, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
So I'm just hoping it gets long,
I don't know, how much do you have to go to the gym - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
I don't know, how much do you have to go to the gym
(audience cheering) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
(audience cheering)
When you do a jump and you don't go anywhere, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
When you do a jump and you don't go anywhere,
I didn't have to do Zoom calls anymore, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:14
I didn't have to do Zoom calls anymore,
And if they do, they get to feel like a good person. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
And if they do, they get to feel like a good person.
You ask somebody to drive you to the airport in this town, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
You ask somebody to drive you to the airport in this town,
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
(audience laughing)