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Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer

(audience clapping) Matchbox 20, fuck you! I didn'tneed to hear that right now!

(audience clapping) Matchbox 20, fuck you! I didn't
need to hear that right now!

Full Transcript

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Matchbox 20, fuck you! I didn't need to hear that right now!
Duration
8 seconds
Views
58
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:45
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Dropout

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Movie Summary

Hank Green reflects on the good, the bad, and the weird parts of having cancer.
I didn't think my beginning would be the beginning - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
I didn't think my beginning would be the beginning
So I realize in this moment that I'm still me. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
So I realize in this moment that I'm still me.
I just got told I might die, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
I just got told I might die,
Is it going to be the right time or the wrong? I don't know. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
Is it going to be the right time or the wrong? I don't ...
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:14
(audience laughing)
I go downstairs and I sort of enter into the universe - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:13
I go downstairs and I sort of enter into the universe
I wanted to see something, see a butterfly float by, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:17
I wanted to see something, see a butterfly float by,
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
(audience laughing)
Human life is short. Different shorts, but still short. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
Human life is short. Different shorts, but still short.
I see, to the left, is the worst road in my town. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
I see, to the left, is the worst road in my town.
It's the one that has the meat processing plant on it, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:19
It's the one that has the meat processing plant on it,
So I look at the road, and in between me and the road, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
So I look at the road, and in between me and the road,
I have this thing that I love so much - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
I have this thing that I love so much
It lobs me up a thought, and I don't know how this works, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
It lobs me up a thought, and I don't know how this work...
And, like, me now, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
And, like, me now,
It's never heard the giggle of a child, or jazz music. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
It's never heard the giggle of a child, or jazz music.
It's never heard the noise that pigeons make, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:12
It's never heard the noise that pigeons make,
But I'm in the office park, I'm jealous of a cup, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
But I'm in the office park, I'm jealous of a cup,
And I go see my wife, and Katherine tells me - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:10
And I go see my wife, and Katherine tells me
And then I have to call my mom. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
And then I have to call my mom.