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Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer

(audience laughing) If you go into a normaldoctor's office and you're like, "I got a...

(audience laughing) If you go into a normal
doctor's office and you're like, "I got a problem with my
teeth," they're like, (scoffs) "Why did you bring those in here?

Full Transcript

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If you go into a normal doctor's office and you're like,
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"I got a problem with my teeth," they're like, (scoffs)
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"Why did you bring those in here?
Duration
12 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:10
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Dropout

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Movie Summary

Hank Green reflects on the good, the bad, and the weird parts of having cancer.
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:16
(audience laughing)
"I am vampire, very bad guy." - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:19
"I am vampire, very bad guy."
"And I will call this disease carcinos, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 01:01
"And I will call this disease carcinos,
Current hippo, just big fat horse." - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:30
Current hippo, just big fat horse."
It sucks, you're either a disease or a bug fish, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
It sucks, you're either a disease or a bug fish,
That is dope. It's a nice little constellation prize. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
That is dope. It's a nice little constellation prize.
(audience laughing and applauding) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
(audience laughing and applauding)
There's a lot of things that people say - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
There's a lot of things that people say
I heard a lot of different things, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
I heard a lot of different things,
But there's something, a thing that I heard - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
But there's something, a thing that I heard
It goes like this. "How are you doing?" - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
It goes like this. "How are you doing?"
Jolena, can I use your name? It's not, like, in a nice way. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
Jolena, can I use your name? It's not, like, in a nice ...
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
(audience laughing)
Jolena, there's a 5% chance - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:10
Jolena, there's a 5% chance
My mom is a Roman Stoic, and my dog is doing chores, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
My mom is a Roman Stoic, and my dog is doing chores,
I'm like a bunch of ants, and one of my ants is named Trent, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
I'm like a bunch of ants, and one of my ants is named T...
Speaking of dick holes, my penis hurts, Jolena. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
Speaking of dick holes, my penis hurts, Jolena.
No, the last step on the constipation journey - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
No, the last step on the constipation journey
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
(audience laughing)
When it finally happened, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
When it finally happened,