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Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer

(audience laughing) This is a weird thing to say to a person, and I realize I'm wearing a...

(audience laughing) This is a weird thing to say to a person, and I realize I'm wearing a mask

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(audience laughing)
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This is a weird thing to say to a person,
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and I realize I'm wearing a mask.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:30
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Dropout

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Movie Summary

Hank Green reflects on the good, the bad, and the weird parts of having cancer.
Now I'm dealing with this situation. Very upsetting. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
Now I'm dealing with this situation. Very upsetting.
But I am me, and so I, again, my brain tossed me this one. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
But I am me, and so I, again, my brain tossed me this one.
It said, this is going to be the best part of cancer. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
It said, this is going to be the best part of cancer.
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
(audience laughing)
Because he was over here in discourse-ville, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:13
Because he was over here in discourse-ville,
And I hate it, and I shouldn't, but I do, and I know how. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
And I hate it, and I shouldn't, but I do, and I know ho...
I was wearing a beanie, and I got to take my beanie off. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
I was wearing a beanie, and I got to take my beanie off.
It was in between bald and the 80 hairs - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
It was in between bald and the 80 hairs
And I pull of my beanie, and he's like, whoa! - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
And I pull of my beanie, and he's like, whoa!
And I got to watch him as he formed a memory. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
And I got to watch him as he formed a memory.
(audience applauding) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
(audience applauding)
These ones that we lay in bed and we think about, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
These ones that we lay in bed and we think about,
I knew that if I was mean, it would be better for him, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
I knew that if I was mean, it would be better for him,
It was just the best strategy for making it bad for him, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
It was just the best strategy for making it bad for him,
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
(audience laughing)
But I did shield him from my poison semen. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
But I did shield him from my poison semen.
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
(audience laughing)
Lucky enough to be able to get radiation, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
Lucky enough to be able to get radiation,
So I go get radiation, and my oncologist is like, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:14
So I go get radiation, and my oncologist is like,
I unfortunately did, because I'm me, do the math, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
I unfortunately did, because I'm me, do the math,