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Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer

(audience laughing) Because look, for basicallyhalf of the history of life on Earth,...

(audience laughing) Because look, for basically
half of the history of life on Earth, everything on Earth
was single-celled organisms

Full Transcript

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(audience laughing)
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Because look, for basically half of the history of life
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on Earth, everything on Earth was single-celled organisms.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:43
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Dropout

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Movie Summary

Hank Green reflects on the good, the bad, and the weird parts of having cancer.
They passed their genes on by just having one cell - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
They passed their genes on by just having one cell
But then, a bunch of different times, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:17
But then, a bunch of different times,
We are just a bunch of cells - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:21
We are just a bunch of cells
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
(audience laughing)
And he is now the new colony of cells - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
And he is now the new colony of cells
When they started becoming ants, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:13
When they started becoming ants,
They just have this remarkable set of pheromones - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:10
They just have this remarkable set of pheromones
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
(audience laughing)
But imagine, Doc, an ant who, one day, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
But imagine, Doc, an ant who, one day,
And Trent, because he has decided - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
And Trent, because he has decided
He's gonna clone himself, make a little extra Trent, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:13
He's gonna clone himself, make a little extra Trent,
They're just smelling stuff, and it's making them do things, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:22
They're just smelling stuff, and it's making them ...
(audience cheering) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:10
(audience cheering)
And the weird thing is that this cell - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
And the weird thing is that this cell
This is a new organism that isn't me anymore, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
This is a new organism that isn't me anymore,
A single celled organism whose nearest ancestor is me, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:22
A single celled organism whose nearest ancestor is me,
And he's like, actually, I do have some other appointments - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
And he's like, actually, I do have some other appointme...
So how do we kill the Trents? First step, chemotherapy. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
So how do we kill the Trents? First step, chemotherapy.
I go to get my first infusion at the infusion center. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
I go to get my first infusion at the infusion center.
It's the nicest room in the hospital, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
It's the nicest room in the hospital,