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Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer

(audience laughing) This first appointment with my oncologist is a wild experience

(audience laughing) This first appointment with my oncologist is a wild experience

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(audience laughing)
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This first appointment with my oncologist
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is a wild experience.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:53
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Dropout

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Movie Summary

Hank Green reflects on the good, the bad, and the weird parts of having cancer.
It's so cool, because he's not busy at all. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
It's so cool, because he's not busy at all.
We talked for like an hour, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
We talked for like an hour,
At the end, it was like an hour into the meeting, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:10
At the end, it was like an hour into the meeting,
Which conspiracy theory am I about to hear from this man? - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
Which conspiracy theory am I about to hear from this man?
Does he think the voting machines gave him cancer? - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
Does he think the voting machines gave him cancer?
Doctor, sometimes ants - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
Doctor, sometimes ants
And he's like, oh, extra no. I've not heard that one yet. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
And he's like, oh, extra no. I've not heard that o...
And he's like, I don't know. Why are we talking about ants? - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
And he's like, I don't know. Why are we talking ab...
If anything should be able to sometimes have wings, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
If anything should be able to sometimes have wings,
(trills) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
(trills)
I don't get to sometimes have the little Shrek horns - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
I don't get to sometimes have the little Shrek horns
The knobs on a giraffe, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
The knobs on a giraffe,
And I said, ants are descended from wasps. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
And I said, ants are descended from wasps.
Bees and ants are just wasps - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
Bees and ants are just wasps
So he was like, are you telling me that Ant-Man and Wasp - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
So he was like, are you telling me that Ant-Man and Wasp
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
(audience laughing)
See, ants are optimized for a weird way - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
See, ants are optimized for a weird way
But here's the thing, they work together - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:10
But here's the thing, they work together
Doctor, I would like you to imagine for a moment - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
Doctor, I would like you to imagine for a moment
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:14
(audience laughing)