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Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer

(audience laughing) Doc, nobody does anything witha 5% chance of killing them, no matter...

(audience laughing) Doc, nobody does anything with
a 5% chance of killing them, no matter how fun the thing is
or how stupid the person is, unless they're a billionaire
who wants to visit the Titanic

Full Transcript

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(audience laughing)
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Doc, nobody does anything with a 5% chance of killing them,
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no matter how fun the thing is or how stupid the person is,
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unless they're a billionaire who wants to visit the Titanic.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:26
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Dropout

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Movie Summary

Hank Green reflects on the good, the bad, and the weird parts of having cancer.
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
(audience laughing)
Actually, interestingly, the summer I was sick - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
Actually, interestingly, the summer I was sick
The death rate of trying to summit Mount Everest, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:15
The death rate of trying to summit Mount Everest,
And I'll explain to you why, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
And I'll explain to you why,
That's why you do it, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
That's why you do it,
That's why I spent all that money and took all that danger, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
That's why I spent all that money and took all that dan...
But it turns out it's about as hard - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
But it turns out it's about as hard
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
(audience laughing)
It's actually cheaper to get cancer, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
It's actually cheaper to get cancer,
And also, another perk, if you die of cancer, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
And also, another perk, if you die of cancer,
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:10
(audience laughing)
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
(audience laughing)
It's so cool, because he's not busy at all. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
It's so cool, because he's not busy at all.
We talked for like an hour, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
We talked for like an hour,
At the end, it was like an hour into the meeting, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:10
At the end, it was like an hour into the meeting,
Which conspiracy theory am I about to hear from this man? - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
Which conspiracy theory am I about to hear from this man?
Does he think the voting machines gave him cancer? - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
Does he think the voting machines gave him cancer?
Doctor, sometimes ants - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
Doctor, sometimes ants
And he's like, oh, extra no. I've not heard that one yet. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
And he's like, oh, extra no. I've not heard that o...
And he's like, I don't know. Why are we talking about ants? - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
And he's like, I don't know. Why are we talking ab...