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Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer

(audience laughing) And so you get down, and you're just like, they're coming, but...

(audience laughing) And so you get down, and you're just like, they're coming, but I'm
gonna hide as best I could, like maybe someone will save me

Full Transcript

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(audience laughing)
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And so you get down, and you're just like,
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they're coming, but I'm gonna hide as best I could,
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like maybe someone will save me.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:41
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Dropout

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Movie Summary

Hank Green reflects on the good, the bad, and the weird parts of having cancer.
So you're laying down in the aisle with the jingly pants, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:12
So you're laying down in the aisle with the jingly pant...
And then you realize there's a gun in your ankle holster, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
And then you realize there's a gun in your ankle holste...
And Cal Ripken Jr. pulls off his catcher's mask, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
And Cal Ripken Jr. pulls off his catcher's mask,
And baseball bat rains your face, and then you wake up, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
And baseball bat rains your face, and then you wake up,
(audience cheering) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:15
(audience cheering)
That's what happened, Aristotle said, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
That's what happened, Aristotle said,
You're like, holy shit, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
You're like, holy shit,
Except the Baltimore Orioles live inside your body, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
Except the Baltimore Orioles live inside your body,
So I go see my doctor about that, and he's like, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
So I go see my doctor about that, and he's like,
Now that we're staged and we know where you're at, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
Now that we're staged and we know where you're at,
And I'm like, mm! Seems bad, I don't know! - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
And I'm like, mm! Seems bad, I don't know!
And he's like, well, I see people with cancer all day, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
And he's like, well, I see people with cancer all day,
And I'm like, I see people doing TikTok dances - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
And I'm like, I see people doing TikTok dances
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:14
(audience laughing)
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
(audience laughing)
Actually, interestingly, the summer I was sick - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
Actually, interestingly, the summer I was sick
The death rate of trying to summit Mount Everest, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:15
The death rate of trying to summit Mount Everest,
And I'll explain to you why, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
And I'll explain to you why,
That's why you do it, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
That's why you do it,
That's why I spent all that money and took all that danger, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
That's why I spent all that money and took all that dan...