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Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer

(audience laughing) And I don't know if you know this, but group of BaltimoreOrioles is...

(audience laughing) And I don't know if you know this, but group of Baltimore
Orioles is called a murder

Full Transcript

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(audience laughing)
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And I don't know if you know this,
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but group of Baltimore Orioles is called a murder.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:35
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Dropout

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Movie Summary

Hank Green reflects on the good, the bad, and the weird parts of having cancer.
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:11
(audience laughing)
So you're laying down in the aisle with the jingly pants, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:12
So you're laying down in the aisle with the jingly pant...
And then you realize there's a gun in your ankle holster, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
And then you realize there's a gun in your ankle holste...
And Cal Ripken Jr. pulls off his catcher's mask, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
And Cal Ripken Jr. pulls off his catcher's mask,
And baseball bat rains your face, and then you wake up, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
And baseball bat rains your face, and then you wake up,
(audience cheering) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:15
(audience cheering)
That's what happened, Aristotle said, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
That's what happened, Aristotle said,
You're like, holy shit, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
You're like, holy shit,
Except the Baltimore Orioles live inside your body, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
Except the Baltimore Orioles live inside your body,
So I go see my doctor about that, and he's like, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
So I go see my doctor about that, and he's like,
Now that we're staged and we know where you're at, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
Now that we're staged and we know where you're at,
And I'm like, mm! Seems bad, I don't know! - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
And I'm like, mm! Seems bad, I don't know!
And he's like, well, I see people with cancer all day, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
And he's like, well, I see people with cancer all day,
And I'm like, I see people doing TikTok dances - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
And I'm like, I see people doing TikTok dances
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:14
(audience laughing)
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
(audience laughing)
Actually, interestingly, the summer I was sick - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
Actually, interestingly, the summer I was sick
The death rate of trying to summit Mount Everest, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:15
The death rate of trying to summit Mount Everest,
And I'll explain to you why, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
And I'll explain to you why,
That's why you do it, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
That's why you do it,