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Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer

(audience laughing) So then I have to go tothe hospital and sign up to be a cancer...

(audience laughing) So then I have to go to
the hospital and sign up to be a cancer patient,
which is a process

Full Transcript

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(audience laughing)
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So then I have to go to the hospital and sign up
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to be a cancer patient, which is a process.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:46
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Dropout

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Movie Summary

Hank Green reflects on the good, the bad, and the weird parts of having cancer.
So I go into the cancer center and they give you paperwork - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:11
So I go into the cancer center and they give you paperwork
That's just to make you feel good, that you're like, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
That's just to make you feel good, that you're lik...
And then the next page starts off, it says, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
And then the next page starts off, it says,
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
(audience laughing)
Visualize cutting my arm off. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
Visualize cutting my arm off.
And the next question on the list says, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:10
And the next question on the list says,
The cancer paperwork has two suicide questions! - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
The cancer paperwork has two suicide questions!
They're like, yeah, you don't want to do that, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
They're like, yeah, you don't want to do that,
And you're like, actually, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:07
And you're like, actually,
I super want to be alive for as long as possible, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
I super want to be alive for as long as possible,
I want to go to sleep and not wake up for a while. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
I want to go to sleep and not wake up for a while.
If you're wondering why it sucks to wake up - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
If you're wondering why it sucks to wake up
Imagine the nightmare that we've all had, right, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:10
Imagine the nightmare that we've all had, right,
(audience laughing) - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:06
(audience laughing)
They were in the locker room, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
They were in the locker room,
But what you didn't account for - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:09
But what you didn't account for
And you are in an abandoned mall, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:08
And you are in an abandoned mall,
I don't know why, but you know. - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:05
I don't know why, but you know.
You get in there and you get between the first aisle - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:17
You get in there and you get between the first aisle
But the aisle is getting more and more narrow somehow, - Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer 00:12
But the aisle is getting more and more narrow somehow,